Cunts on Synthetic Cannabinoids aka Spice

[Major Cunt]

As of late I've been watching the strange antics of the homeless/ham and egger's, who are partial to this particular poison. I saw one fella who looked like an oversized gnome, shadow boxing in slow motion while under the influence. Along with another sitting in an almost lotus type position, while twirling his Steele toe capped boots above his head like a lasso. Both of them in almost trance like state, bearing in mind both of these incidents occurred in a busy city centre. Now the Major is no prude where the consumption of certain herbs are concerned, in fact in my younger years I could give Howard Marks a run for his kingskins. This shit is on another level though, there's no late night runs to the shop for ice cream and Doritos, or getting deep into reggae and Pink Floyd. I've actually seen people asleep in the blazing sun in shop door ways, now I understand they need to escape reality, however I was under the impression heroin did that.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Spice costs less than heroin, er so I am told.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

As of late I've been watching the strange antics of the homeless/ham and egger's, who are partial to this particular poison. I saw one fella who looked like an oversized gnome, shadow boxing in slow motion while under the influence. Along with another sitting in an almost lotus type position, while twirling his Steele toe capped boots above his head like a lasso. Both of them in almost trance like state, bearing in mind both of these incidents occurred in a busy city centre. Now the Major is no prude where the consumption of certain herbs are concerned, in fact in my younger years I could give Howard Marks a run for his kingskins. This shit is on another level though, there's no late night runs to the shop for ice cream and Doritos, or getting deep into reggae and Pink Floyd. I've actually seen people asleep in the blazing sun in shop door ways, now I understand they need to escape reality, however I was under the impression heroin did that.

I take it off them, and sell it on. If it's decent, i.e. Half cocked weed or hash, it gets sold on.

other than that, if they've got fuck all to offer, they get their cunt kicked in. 

[Decimus]

9 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

As of late I've been watching the strange antics of the homeless/ham and egger's, who are partial to this particular poison. I saw one fella who looked like an oversized gnome, shadow boxing in slow motion while under the influence. Along with another sitting in an almost lotus type position, while twirling his Steele toe capped boots above his head like a lasso. Both of them in almost trance like state, bearing in mind both of these incidents occurred in a busy city centre. Now the Major is no prude where the consumption of certain herbs are concerned, in fact in my younger years I could give Howard Marks a run for his kingskins. This shit is on another level though, there's no late night runs to the shop for ice cream and Doritos, or getting deep into reggae and Pink Floyd. I've actually seen people asleep in the blazing sun in shop door ways, now I understand they need to escape reality, however I was under the impression heroin did that.

Fucking spice. The perfect post-work drugs of choice are two vallies, a bottle of red and a huge joint. Failing that, I find @Witheredscrote's posts equally soporific.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Fucking spice. The perfect post-work drugs of choice are two vallies, a bottle of red and a huge joint. Failing that, I find @Witheredscrote's posts equally soporific.

I thought you might be a drug addict.

 You should be in a rehabilitation programme and removed from Cuntscorner until you can post more coherently and sensibly.

Reported.

[Earl of Punkape]

11 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

As of late I've been watching the strange antics of the homeless/ham and egger's, who are partial to this particular poison. I saw one fella who looked like an oversized gnome, shadow boxing in slow motion while under the influence. Along with another sitting in an almost lotus type position, while twirling his Steele toe capped boots above his head like a lasso. Both of them in almost trance like state, bearing in mind both of these incidents occurred in a busy city centre. Now the Major is no prude where the consumption of certain herbs are concerned, in fact in my younger years I could give Howard Marks a run for his kingskins. This shit is on another level though, there's no late night runs to the shop for ice cream and Doritos, or getting deep into reggae and Pink Floyd. I've actually seen people asleep in the blazing sun in shop door ways, now I understand they need to escape reality, however I was under the impression heroin did that.

I hope you don’t take drugs now.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I hope you don’t take drugs now.

You drink therefore you are taking a drug, the only difference is that of legislation.

I am building a reefer the size of a barge and I intend to finish it by lunchtime.

[Major Cunt]

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I hope you don’t take drugs now.

Mainly just prescription these days. However the Telegraph are reporting on an epidemic of Popper's and muscle relaxants, being abused in the Cheshire area.

[Major Cunt]

3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

You drink therefore you are taking a drug, the only difference is that of legislation.

I am building a reefer the size of a barge and I intend to finish it by lunchtime.

Indeed Alfie it's all about perception especially with a reefer that size!

[Major Cunt]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Fucking spice. The perfect post-work drugs of choice are two vallies, a bottle of red and a huge joint. Failing that, I find @Witheredscrote's posts equally soporific.

I concur Decs a few vallies are the perfect remedy for any cunt wishing to relax twinned with a strong beverage. 

[Stubby Pecker]

12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I take it off them, and sell it on. If it's decent, i.e. Half cocked weed or hash, it gets sold on.

other than that, if they've got fuck all to offer, they get their cunt kicked in. 

Neville Bartos was a cunt

[Eric Cuntman]

5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Neville Bartos was a cunt

Why would I shoot him, and then drive him to hospital? It's idiotic, it would defeat the object of shooting him in the first place.

[Major Cunt]

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Why would I shoot him, and then drive him to hospital? It's idiotic, it would defeat the object of shooting him in the first place.

Neville I heard you wanna give me some money?

Where did ya hear that mate?

Its just the mail, I can collect it now if you like!

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I hope you don’t take drugs now.

I wish you would, and in overdose quantity.  

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

Neville I heard you wanna give me some money?

Where did ya hear that mate?

Its just the mail, I can collect it now if you like!

“Nice shirt son. Do they do them for men?”

[Major Cunt]

33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I wish you would, and in overdose quantity.  

Crystal meth is allegedly big on the arse bandit scene, he might over do it this weekend.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

24 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Crystal meth is allegedly big on the arse bandit scene, he might over do it this weekend.

I don't care if he swallows a bottle of painkilers with isopropyl alcohol...I just want to quit life, and not quit quitting!  

[Major Cunt]

16 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I don't care if he swallows a bottle of painkilers with isopropyl alcohol...I just want to quit life, and not quit quitting!  

The Guard must be on some serious palative care medication, i.e diamorphine/nitrazepam/barbiturates, it would explain the utter shite it churns out. Hopefully he/she decides to either share these goodies with the corner becoming more lucid or dies, I'm open to both suggestions.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

The Guard must be on some serious palative care medication, i.e diamorphine/nitrazepam/barbiturates, it would explain the utter shite it churns out. Hopefully he/she decides to either share these goodies with the corner or die, I'm open to both suggestions.

I feel confident that I can speak for everybody here (all those with any relevance whatsoever) that when it comes to Guard/Pen/Bishop/excruciatingly boring cunt, DEATH is widely preferred.  We can all find our own drugs, but that would be a high worth every ounce of precious metal and every precious stone on Earth.  

[Major Cunt]

Delivered with both confidence and authority, guilty as charged!

[Eric Cuntman]

10 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

You drink therefore you are taking a drug, the only difference is that of legislation.

I am building a reefer the size of a barge and I intend to finish it by lunchtime.

He drinks, and does amyl nitrate when he's bumming.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Neville I heard you wanna give me some money?

Where did ya hear that mate?

Its just the mail, I can collect it now if you like!

Everybody goes on about how great it would be if Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson could have fought, both in their prime. 

Personally, Chopper Read vs Charlie Bronson would be the one I'd pay to watch.

[King Billy]

59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Everybody goes on about how great it would be if Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson could have fought, both in their prime. 

Personally, Chopper Read vs Charlie Bronson would be the one I'd pay to watch.

“Hey Jimmy That's a nice photo of you in the paper. A nice ‘little’ photo. You could use it for your passport. lol 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

“Hey Jimmy That's a nice photo of you in the paper. A nice ‘little’ photo. You could use it for your passport. lol 

Mark Brandon Read, was not only the kind of criminal you can actually respect, i.e. He only fucked over criminals. He was also a comedy genius. 

His opinion of the rapper, '50 Cent'

"this cunt thinks he's a gangster because he's been shot 5 times. I think it's the bloke who shot him that's the gangster, fuckin poof."

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Mark Brandon Read, was not only the kind of criminal you can actually respect, i.e. He only fucked over criminals. He was also a comedy genius. 

His opinion of the rapper, '50 Cent'

"this cunt thinks he's a gangster because he's been shot 5 times. I think it's the bloke who shot him that's the gangster, fuckin poof."

“Now look what you’ve done. Your mums upset”