Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Looks like a fucking bloke, but obviously not from the same lineage as Pen, namely because her sire could count to five. Listened to its breakfast show for the first time in earnest today and was fucking appalled. Evans was a despicable period-headed cunt, but at least he could attract the odd decent guest. This slag had to make do with Prue Leith, Mary Berry's less fuckable sister. Before I switched it off, she started getting excited about her next guests, the absolutely 21st century relevant Travis and Sheryl Crow. Either Ball had done a few tabs of acid and transported her psyche back to getting finger blasted in a portaloo at Glastonbury 1998 whilst writhing along to the dulcet tones of "Why Does it Always Rain on Me?" Or she was talking absolute fucking shit. Or both. Get fucked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Looks like a fucking bloke, but obviously not from the same lineage as Pen, namely because her sire could count to five. Listened to its breakfast show for the first time in earnest today and was fucking appalled. Evans was a despicable period-headed cunt, but at least he could attract the odd decent guest. This slag had to make do with Prue Leith, Mary Berry's less fuckable sister. Before I switched it off, she started getting excited about her next guests, the absolutely 21st century relevant Travis and Sheryl Crow. Either Ball had done a few tabs of acid and transported her psyche back to getting finger blasted in a portaloo at Glastonbury 1998 whilst writhing along to the dulcet tones of "Why Does it Always Rain on Me?" Or she was talking absolute fucking shit. Or both. Get fucked. Were it not for the fact that Pen was dead I would have reported this for being in breach of Rule 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Pity her dad didn't actually use any Johnnies then the hermaphrodite would never have been spawned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Looks like a fucking bloke, but obviously not from the same lineage as Pen, namely because her sire could count to five. Listened to its breakfast show for the first time in earnest today and was fucking appalled. Evans was a despicable period-headed cunt, but at least he could attract the odd decent guest. This slag had to make do with Prue Leith, Mary Berry's less fuckable sister. Before I switched it off, she started getting excited about her next guests, the absolutely 21st century relevant Travis and Sheryl Crow. Either Ball had done a few tabs of acid and transported her psyche back to getting finger blasted in a portaloo at Glastonbury 1998 whilst writhing along to the dulcet tones of "Why Does it Always Rain on Me?" Or she was talking absolute fucking shit. Or both. Get fucked. Her last boyfriend/partner/fucking idiot killed himself. It absolutely devastated her.........for a couple of weeks, which she couldn’t tell everyone enough about. When she was married to fat boy slim she cheated on him at least twice and the dopey cunt took her back. And then lo and fucking behold she did it again, and moved in with the cunt who topped himself. Fucking self obsessed shitbag of the highest order. Grade A Cuntess and no mistake Guvnor. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Her last boyfriend/partner/fucking idiot killed himself. It absolutely devastated her.........for a couple of weeks, which she couldn’t tell everyone enough about. When she was married to fat boy slim she cheated on him at least twice and the dopey cunt took her back. And then lo and fucking behold she did it again, and moved in with the cunt who topped himself. Fucking self obsessed shitbag of the highest order. Grade A Cuntess and no mistake Guvnor. lol Yeah, but, I'd still give her one (purely for my own pleasure), as I reckon she's a right dirty spunk bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Looks like a fucking bloke, but obviously not from the same lineage as Pen, namely because her sire could count to five. Listened to its breakfast show for the first time in earnest today and was fucking appalled. Evans was a despicable period-headed cunt, but at least he could attract the odd decent guest. This slag had to make do with Prue Leith, Mary Berry's less fuckable sister. Before I switched it off, she started getting excited about her next guests, the absolutely 21st century relevant Travis and Sheryl Crow. Either Ball had done a few tabs of acid and transported her psyche back to getting finger blasted in a portaloo at Glastonbury 1998 whilst writhing along to the dulcet tones of "Why Does it Always Rain on Me?" Or she was talking absolute fucking shit. Or both. Get fucked. I had the misfortune of having to put up with this cunts voice on Radio 1 every fucking day on the ward I was working on. She once had that bald headed prick Harry Hill on her breakfast show and her and her team of cronies pissed themselves laughing at everything this useless unfunny cunt said. What was worse was when she left they replaced her with her mini me and fellow piss head Sara Cox. But thankfully I'd moved to the primary care sector by then. Ps: that was probably why we had such a high mortality rate on our ward and not piss poor nursing.🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had the misfortune of having to put up with this cunts voice on Radio 1 every fucking day on the ward I was working on. She once had that bald headed prick Harry Hill on her breakfast show and her and her team of cronies pissed themselves laughing at everything this useless unfunny cunt said. What was worse was when she left they replaced her with her mini me and fellow piss head Sara Cox. But thankfully I'd moved to the primary care sector by then. Ps: that was probably why we had such a high mortality rate on our ward and not piss poor nursing.🤔 I'm not au fait with nursing jargon, what does "primary care" involve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I'm not au fait with nursing jargon, what does "primary care" involve? Well, you're feeling very very poorly, you ring your GP surgery and after spending 3/4 of an hour listening to "you are now 6th in the queue" punctuated by that annoying voice cunt Chris Martin singing "clocks", only to be finally told that all the appointments are gone and the next one is in 3 weeks. That is primary care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Well, you're feeling very very poorly, you ring your GP surgery and after spending 3/4 of an hour listening to "you are now 6th in the queue" punctuated by that annoying voice cunt Chris Martin singing "clocks", only to be finally told that all the appointments are gone and the next one is in 3 weeks. That is primary care. So you either get better or die waiting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: So you either get better or die waiting? I couldn't give a fuck to be honest with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I couldn't give a fuck to be honest with you. I admire your honesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Were it not for the fact that Pen was dead I would have reported this for being in breach of Rule 7 Rule 43 is more appropriate lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, you're feeling very very poorly, you ring your GP surgery and after spending 3/4 of an hour listening to "you are now 6th in the queue" punctuated by that annoying voice cunt Chris Martin singing "clocks", only to be finally told that all the appointments are gone and the next one is in 3 weeks. That is primary care. Primarily No one cares lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 I prefer rule 42. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Or was it Level 42? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Or was it Level 42? There is something about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There is something about you. Please don't run in my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 If I had children they would all have me eyes, poor fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: If I had children they would all have me eyes, poor fuckers. The ayes have it! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Please don't run in my family. I'm not getting involved. Are you hearing? It's over. Or I'll be in Hot Water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Better than iced water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Zoe Balls is like an excitable retarded puppy on speed. Whatever shite guest is on she finds them the most interesting/funny person on the planet, despite clearly not listening to a bastard word they say. But the most annoying thing is how she has to take an enormous deep breath after every fucking sentence. This is due to her spouting so much rapid, inane shit that her lungs are constantly on the verge of imploding. Worzel Gummage cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: If I had children they would all have me eyes, poor fuckers. All of my sperms have my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: All of my sperms have my face. better on your face than on mine Authoritah. Ooer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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