Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Maybe Andy is getting a piggy black! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: Maybe Andy is getting a piggy black! It looks like Frank Bruno. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: Point taken, although if specific persons or indeed the aforementioned have a fixation on punctuation, this may take me down a path of reflection in that I will have to completely revise my list of cunts... On on the other hand I may choose to adopt the tact of not giving a flying fuck. I will ponder this predicament momentarily. Okay I’m siding with the latter. I'm not sure I like your tone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Anyway, Serena's old news now, what about that Coco Gauff, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Deep down you secretly like my tone, you find it a challenge, I can feel that. I have a sneaky feeling we will exchange some interesting banter in the future. I’m laughing my bollocks off that your reacting to a kiss arse cunt who is worried about your position regarding punctuation. This is indeed very heart warming, so much so I’m welling up while I pen this retort, Finally a suggestion, go away & write something suspenseful that perhaps resonates with me or captures my imagination. I hope this tone is to your delectation. C o C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: Deep down you secretly like my tone, you find it a challenge, I can feel that. I have a sneaky feeling we will exchange some interesting banter in the future. I’m laughing my bollocks off that your reacting to a kiss arse cunt who is worried about your position regarding punctuation. This is indeed very heart warming, so much so I’m welling up while I pen this retort, Finally a suggestion, go away & write something suspenseful that perhaps resonates with me or captures my imagination. I hope this tone is to your delectation. C o C. Did you used to be @Pussy Galore, this is sounding familiar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Coco who? She ain’t all that. Played a has been in Venus & some non achievers before exiting back to the hood. Once the cunt met some decent opposition she fell like the preferable coconut from the tree. Basically a full on cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Okay EC I’m a much better adversary, than a pain in your cunt. Truce 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: Okay EC I’m a much better adversary, than a pain in your cunt. Truce 👍🏻 Why declare a truce. We weren't at war. Nice deliberate misuse of a comma to be slightly sarcastic though. You may have a future here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shit! Did someone shout “I’m over here.Come and give me a kicking please”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Did someone shout “I’m over here.Come and give me a kicking please”? I've seen worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 That wasn't a deliberate error on the placement of an unnecessary comma, honest old soul me. Sincerely it was written more in haste at the prospect of receiving your reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 I see our number 1 girl Kunta's been knocked out. She obviously wasn't reading the script because any team or person who's British/English usually goes out in the semi final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 She wasn’t born in the UK, sadly our best ladies player & still a bottle it useless cunt. Perhaps take some steroids like our Tour de France winners Bradley Wiggins & Chris Froome, wait a second both not born in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see our number 1 girl Kunta's been knocked out. She obviously wasn't reading the script because any team or person who's British/English usually goes out in the semi final. She’s Australian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: She’s Australian Really? Fuck sake, we can't even produce home grown useless fuckers. We have to import them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Very good. we are shit & import more shit. Thats actually tickled me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Really? Fuck sake, we can't even produce home grown useless fuckers. We have to import them It’s their revenge for the convicts we generously let them have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: She’s Australian She has her own 'horsefaced' type nomination somewhere on here. Personally, I would 69 the fuck out of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She has her own 'horsefaced' type nomination somewhere on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She has her own 'horsefaced' type nomination somewhere on here. Personally, I would 69 the fuck out of her. Absolutely. Even better after a three setter in 100 degree heat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She has her own 'horsefaced' type nomination somewhere on here. Personally, I would 69 the fuck out of her. You're a gentleman Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 The old Soixante-Neuf. Fair play 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're a gentleman Eric. I am. The kind of old fashioned gent who would take a lady out for a couple of drinks in a swanky bar. Then a restaurant, classy but not pretentious. Some scintillating conversation, focused on her thoughts, aspirations etc'. Maybe a gentle stroll by a moonlit lake. And if she's lucky, I might face-fuck her against the recycling bin behind Argos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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