Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: If you see her in the flesh you would crawl over broken glass just to wank on her shadow. You would crawl over broken glass, just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her. Yes Bawsy, I know she's not Rachel Riley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You would crawl over broken glass, just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her. Yes Bawsy, I know she's not Rachel Riley. I’ve tried but I cannot reach my own cock Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Eddie said: I’ve tried but I cannot reach my own cock Eric. That's because you're black and your bell-end is 3 feet away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 44 minutes ago, Pete said: Nothing wrong with a bit of femdom flagellation. As long as it’s in good faith - and you’ve paid up-front. As long as you don't choose "Harder!" as your safety word! Ask me how I know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: If you see her in the flesh you would crawl over broken glass just to wank on her shadow. Evening Ed. I might be convinced to crawl over broken glass for the opportunity to ram a shard through her talon hooked, hairy toed feet, but I wouldn't want to ruin your fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 28 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Evening Ed. I might be convinced to crawl over broken glass for the opportunity to ram a shard through her talon hooked, hairy toed feet, but I wouldn't want to ruin your fetish. You were her first acolyte for quite a while, too. I tired to appeal to her sense of decency when she fucked you off, but it was like talking to a particularly sarcastic wall. Its kind of like when a person dies with their cat in the house and gets their face eaten off - someone's always surprised, but the cat's loyalty only lasts until the next feeding time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You were her first acolyte for quite a while, too. I tired to appeal to her sense of decency when she fucked you off, but it was like talking to a particularly sarcastic wall. Its kind of like when a person dies with their cat in the house and gets their face eaten off - someone's always surprised, but the cat's loyalty only lasts until the next feeding time... That's how she is, Roadie. She can fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I can't fucking stand Banksy. Liberal little outspoken wanker. Art shouldn't be used for easy manipulation of the masses via nursery-level metaphorical wank and the only thing that distinguishes his shite from everyone else's is that he scribbles it on walls without permission. Thick cunts find it easy to process and the upper class find it ever so "urban". Its like Will Smith trying to act like a fucking Crip. He's the right colour and all, but everyone knows the closest he's ever been to being a OG is swearing when he drops his fucking toothbrush. His shit is about as controversial as The Very Hungry Caterpillar and the only way a graffiti artist who's so mysterious and prolific has never been caught is if he's working for the very establishment he's "challenging". Utter, utter, wank. "Swearing when he drops his toothbrush". I like that. I'd like to use that at my next dinner party. Have a like as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Pete said: I’m willing to stake my sister’s anal-virginity on the supposition that the original “art” was performed in a manner not-conforming to EU-regulations as regards safety at work. I hate to break it to you, Pedro, but your sisters about as much of anal-virgin as Frank. Be that as it may though, It's comforting to not be burdened with another spastic newbie. Go fuck yourself, and welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I hate to break it to you, Pedro, but your sisters about as much of anal-virgin as Frank. Be that as it may though, It's comforting to not be burdened with another spastic newbie. Go fuck yourself, and welcome! That lying bitch. Her 13th birthday was going to be quite something. Oh well. Yes , Get fucked Major Minora. p/s Even if I was covered in stinking greasy sweat and excess body-hair , carrying a bottle of Sangria in one hand and humming the Spanish national anthem , as I eyed up Lilly-White pre-teen tourists and urging them to come for a ride on my boat - I still think “Pedro” is a bit rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Pete said: That lying bitch. Her 13th birthday was going to be quite something. Oh well. Yes , Get fucked Major Minora Might as well be done with it, Punkers will be along any moment.... Reported....not really, but best to get that first one out of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Pete said: That lying bitch. Her 13th birthday was going to be quite something. Oh well. Yes , Get fucked Major Minora. p/s Even if I was covered in stinking greasy sweat and excess body-hair , carrying a bottle of Sangria in one hand and humming the Spanish national anthem , as I eyed up Lilly-White pre-teen tourists and urging them to come for a ride on my boat - I still think “Pedro” is a bit rich. Sweaty, hairy, and eyeing up pre-teens.. sounds more like a Mohammed than a pedro. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Might as well be done with it, Punkers will be along any moment.... Reported....not really, but best to get that first one out of the way. Thanks for the warning. Ok , I don’t have a sister. At least not now anyway. If there’s one thing I can’t stand , it’s a sibling that is economical with the truth - in an incestuous relationship. The cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sweaty, hairy, and eyeing up pre-teens.. sounds more like a Mohammed than a pedro. Actually - that would be Boutros! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pete said: Thanks for the warning. Ok , I don’t have a sister. At least not now anyway. If there’s one thing I can’t stand , it’s a sibling that is economical with the truth - in an incestuous relationship. The cow! 'Dad, why does your cock taste of blood?' 'Because your sister wanted a new phone.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Dad, why does your cock taste of blood?' 'Because your sister wanted a new phone.' C’mon , that’s stretching it a bit. She’s hardly gonna get a signal - locked in that basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: C’mon , that’s stretching it a bit. She’s hardly gonna get a signal - locked in that basement. I bought my daughter a Josef Fritzl advent calendar last year. She opens a door, then I slam it and rape her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Have you seen this years Jimmy Savile advent calendar? The flaps only open between 1 and 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 I’m slightly uncomfortable with this. I only mentioned my sister’s anal-opening , as , with hindsight , didn’t want to risk my own. I realise now that the level of the playing-field has changed , and any incentive has been lost therewith. Damn disappointing to dangle a carrot , and suddenly find you’re holding nothing. This revelation has literally split our family apart ( not to mention her buttocks ) , with the exception of my uncles of course - who are still locked-together like rutting-cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 I'm gone for an hour and... What the fuck has this conversation become? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Pete said: Valued at $1 million? A national institution? An offence to “vandalise” graffiti? What the fuck? Who is paying for this shite? Lot of questions to be answered , but the one fucking irony was when I went to download the pic from google - it asked me if I’d like to save the image! Fucking leave with no deal , and make this psycho-sexual fuckup clean up his own sodding mess. Then stick him in a cell with some bruvvas and muzzers - where he can experience real integration first-hand. Paint that ya cunt. I like it... riled up you cunts so it gets the old thumbs up from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 (edited) Anyway , what started off as a good , unique thread - one that would have no doubt won me many literary awards at the ceremonies next year - has descended totally into the depths of depravity and schoolboy toilet-humour. Not something I expected from a fine , upstanding website such as this. No wonder the country is in such a mess. I’m only thankful that you’re too young to vote. I blame Google mainly for bringing me here. I only typed in young cunts! Edited September 16, 2019 by Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I'm gone for an hour and... What the fuck has this conversation become? 5 minutes ago, Pete said: I’m slightly uncomfortable with this. I only mentioned my sister’s anal-opening , as , with hindsight , didn’t want to risk my own. I realise now that the level of the playing-field has changed , and any incentive has been lost therewith. Damn disappointing to dangle a carrot , and suddenly find you’re holding nothing. This revelation has literally split our family apart ( not to mention her buttocks ) , with the exception of my uncles of course - who are still locked-together like rutting-cattle. Sorry. The subject of paedoism was raised, and my brain just inadvertently started churning up Scotty's Sickipedia material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Pete said: Anyway , what started off as a good , unique thread - one that would have no doubt won me many literary awards at the ceremonies next year - has descended totally into the depths of depravity and schoolboy toilet-humour. Not something I expected from a fine , upstanding website such as this. No wonder the country is in such a mess. I’m only thankful that you’re too young to vote. I blame Google mainly for bringing me here. I only typed in pre-teen cunts! This had better be ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. I should think so too. Fucking Booker prize was anybody’s this year , and I had a real good shot - till you chimed-in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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