Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Circus work is a stretch... According to the Bristol Post web site, they are "attending Albany Centre Community Arts in Bristol where they train as an acrobat and circus performer for children’s theatre." As someone commented, "I hope they tell the benefits office how much money the BBC paid them for their story so they can reduce what they are claiming " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: ... this sort of stuff is genuinely going to get you in deep shit with admin if you don't tone it down a bit. This is official Conservative Party policy, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: According to the Bristol Post web site, they are "attending Albany Centre Community Arts in Bristol where they train as an acrobat and circus performer for children’s theatre." As someone commented, "I hope they tell the benefits office how much money the BBC paid them for their story so they can reduce what they are claiming " Presenting - the world’s first none gender-specific Punch and Judy show. That’s the way to do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: According to the Bristol Post web site, they are "attending Albany Centre Community Arts in Bristol where they train as an acrobat and circus performer for children’s theatre." As someone commented ,"I hope they tell the benefits office how much money the BBC paid them for their story so they can reduce what they are claiming " Fucking hell... I don't think there's a more pathetic state of existence than fucking training to be a clown. How the fuck do they afford a house boat and a child? Not to mention the hassle its going to be trying to stop the kid from drowning when the confused little git is old enough to start running around in his stilettos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: This is official Conservative Party policy, surely? Yes. That's why Roops likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: This is official Conservative Party policy, surely? Yes , that comment was wrong. I see now that letting the men keep their bollocks , is probably the best way of obtaining DNA samples post-rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: Yes , that comment was wrong. I see now that letting the men keep their bollocks , is probably the best way of obtaining DNA samples post-rape. Shine on you crazy diamond... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hell... I don't think there's a more pathetic state of existence than fucking training to be a clown. Yes there is.......... Clown Trainer for doped-up shit-heads on benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pete said: Presenting - the world’s first non gender-specific Punch and Judy show. That’s the way to do it! If pressed to rank mimes, human statues, and Punch & Judy shows in order of sheer fucking awfulness, I think it might well end up a dead heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: If pressed to rank mimes, human statues, and Punch & Judy shows in order of sheer fucking awfulness, I think it might well end up a dead heat. Mimes would win it for me by a short margin. Just because they dress like French people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If pressed to rank mimes, human statues, and Punch & Judy shows in order of sheer fucking awfulness, I think it might well end up a dead heat. If given a Heckler and Koch Mp5-s and unlimited ammo , the ultimate enjoyment would come from blowing away the Punch and Judy booth. At least they’re allowed to scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Is it of Asian lineage? That's only if it's a she Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: According to the Bristol Post web site, they are "attending Albany Centre Community Arts in Bristol where they train as an acrobat and circus performer for children’s theatre." As someone commented, "I hope they tell the benefits office how much money the BBC paid them for their story so they can reduce what they are claiming " As if the children haven't endured enough with the Saville's and Glitters of the world, now they won't even be safe from clowns and acrobats in their own little theatres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Saville and Glitter would have loved this non-gender shit. Almost like they’re getting two for the price of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 I give him 4 days. People will talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Pete said: Saville and Glitter would have loved this non-gender shit. Almost like they’re getting two for the price of one. Since both were in the entertainment industry....I see dark times ahead for children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Since both were in the entertainment industry....I see dark times ahead for children. If it were me - I’d probably rather keep the lights on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pete said: If it were me - I’d probably rather keep the lights on. I think the schools should start teaching the children to not leave their juice box unattended and to not accept one from clowns or circus acrobats...or politicians, bankers, BBC presenters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Since both were in the entertainment industry....I see dark times ahead for children. Perhaps they could locked in the lion cage overnight to contemplate the folly of their life choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Hi kids. So how was your first day at the Saturday Community Centre Visiting Mime and Clown School? Was Ok mum. We did rape today , and they said I’d be really good - once I learned to keep quiet properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Perhaps they could locked in the lion cage overnight to contemplate the folly of their life choices. Perhaps the torch and pitch fork types could be modernized somewhat with M134 electric Gatling guns, and electric plasma cutting machines and arc furnaces to dispose of the remains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Well folks, @Pete has fucked off for a bit, so are we killing him or keeping him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well folks, @Pete has fucked off for a bit, so are we killing him or keeping him? Double secret probation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well folks, @Pete has fucked off for a bit, so are we killing him or keeping him? He isn't as tedious and annoying as 99% of past newbies have been. He's made me laugh more than once and seems to know what the site is here for. I say keep him for now. If he turns to the ProfB dark side, or needs Roops to protect him...then we kill him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well folks, @Pete has fucked off for a bit, so are we killing him or keeping him? Why does this have to be an either/or thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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