King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I played well in Ireland and Northern Ireland on courses you couldn’t get onto.. ....That’s 2 separate countries for bigoted simpletons such as yourself.... You’ve never been outside the sink estate where you live with your disabled sugar daddy lover. I bet you wear an Oxfam shop 3 piece suit when you sign on, and carry a briefcase full of gay mags and out of date sandwiches from Aldi’s bin. The only time you’ve ever attended church was to pick out Father Mtembe in the ID parade. You wouldn’t be allowed into Royal County Down golf club. I have sent them your details. And my cousin is Club President at Royal Portrush. He’s watching out for you. Fuck off immediately. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve never been outside the sink estate where you live with your disabled sugar daddy lover. I bet you wear an Oxfam shop 3 piece suit when you sign on, and carry a briefcase full of gay mags and out of date sandwiches from Aldi’s bin. The only time you’ve ever attended church was to pick out Father Mtembe in the ID parade. You wouldn’t be allowed into Royal County Down golf club. I have sent them your details. And my cousin is Club President at Royal Portrush. He’s watching out for you. Fuck off immediately. lol. Actually I played both clubs as a guest of members so you’re a bit late ! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 I’m starting my own radical movement.......Extinction FuckingHurryup. It’s the only way I can see of getting rid of these pathetic middle class, vegan, Establishment arse licking, self righteous, selfie loving, virtue signalling, workshy fucking remoaner wankers. In the old days these same cunts used to cry and weep about The Bomb!! I wish some cunt would drop one on them. That’ll teach the hippy wankers to follow fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I’m starting my own radical movement.......Extinction FuckingHurryup. It’s the only way I can see of getting rid of these pathetic middle class, vegan, Establishment arse licking, self righteous, selfie loving, virtue signalling, workshy fucking remoaner wankers. In the old days these same cunts used to cry and weep about The Bomb!! I wish some cunt would drop one on them. That’ll teach the hippy wankers to follow fashion. Do you like kippers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you like kippers ? Why? Are you thinking about providing a scratch'n'sniff service to The Corner's homosexual membership based upon the varying aromas of your filthy little maggot? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you like kippers ? What the fuck does anyone care about that sad boy? So fucking pathetic and lonely you welcome and provoke internet abuse as an alternative to your real life of being ignored and/or laughed at. Have you seen the statistics for male suicide? It’s fucking shocking! Don’t let that stop you contributing to them though, you total loser. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 55 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I’m starting my own radical movement.......Extinction FuckingHurryup. It’s the only way I can see of getting rid of these pathetic middle class, vegan, Establishment arse licking, self righteous, selfie loving, virtue signalling, workshy fucking remoaner wankers. In the old days these same cunts used to cry and weep about The Bomb!! I wish some cunt would drop one on them. That’ll teach the hippy wankers to follow fashion. Got yer own arse-licking ,virtue-signalling thing going on right there too. Preaching to the converted. If you’d have used hyphens , you might have got me. Fuck , I Love hyphens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: I’m starting my own radical movement.......Extinction FuckingHurryup. It’s the only way I can see of getting rid of these pathetic middle class, vegan, Establishment arse licking, self righteous, selfie loving, virtue signalling, workshy fucking remoaner wankers. In the old days these same cunts used to cry and weep about The Bomb!! I wish some cunt would drop one on them. That’ll teach the hippy wankers to follow fashion. Jewdz baby you sound like a man that needs a pkm with two webbing box mags ..theres no front bipod we've fitted the handle of a crutch on the piston cylinder to aid the handlin of such a powerful beast yours with 400 rounds of finest Libyan that'll go through yer standard pig astra like it wasnt there..€1900 ..cash on collection..waddya say jewdz baby Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Jewdz baby you sound like a man that needs a pkm with two webbing box mags ..theres no front bipod we've fitted the handle of a crutch on the piston cylinder to aid the handlin of such a powerful beast yours with 400 rounds of finest Libyan that'll go through yer standard pig astra like it wasnt there..€1900 ..cash on collection..waddya say jewdz baby Panzermurphybaby Has it got it's original spare barrel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has it got it's original spare barrel? He won’t need it with just 400 rounds Eric. Most of which would be fired into the sky , as he tries to stay upright. The MG1M looks a better option. Better barrel , lighter , and a NATO round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Pete said: He won’t need it with just 400 rounds Eric. Most of which would be fired into the sky , as he tries to stay upright. The MG1M looks a better option. Better barrel , lighter , and a NATO round. Fuck all that. Minimi. Only .22, but portable as fuck and who cares. AK if it's personal. (Projectile tips filed flat) Browning H-P for indoor fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 44 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Jewdz baby you sound like a man that needs a pkm with two webbing box mags ..theres no front bipod we've fitted the handle of a crutch on the piston cylinder to aid the handlin of such a powerful beast yours with 400 rounds of finest Libyan that'll go through yer standard pig astra like it wasnt there..€1900 ..cash on collection..waddya say jewdz baby Panzermurphybaby 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has it got it's original spare barrel? 28 minutes ago, Pete said: He won’t need it with just 400 rounds Eric. Most of which would be fired into the sky , as he tries to stay upright. The MG1M looks a better option. Better barrel , lighter , and a NATO round. 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck all that. Minimi. Only .22, but portable as fuck and who cares. AK if it's personal. (Projectile tips filed flat) Browning H-P for indoor fun. Thank you for your invaluable advice gentlemen. I think viagra may be the answer to your problems.......certainly the cheaper option. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck all that. Minimi. Only .22, but portable as fuck and who cares. AK if it's personal. (Projectile tips filed flat) Browning H-P for indoor fun. Browning OK , but 13 is unlucky. A silenced .22 is nice , if you don’t want to make a fuss. But the 7.62 is designed to fucking hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Thank you for your invaluable advice gentlemen. I think viagra may be the answer to your problems.......certainly the cheaper option. No need to thank me. Thankyou Judge. I think ten years on isacunt.com , would be the answer to your problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Pete said: Browning OK , but 13 is unlucky. A silenced .22 is nice , if you don’t want to make a fuss. But the 7.62 is designed to fucking hurt! 13+1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: 13+1. What? You going in with just one mag? Think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pete said: What? You going in with just one mag? Think about it. Don't act the fucking dib-dob. You know full well that I meant, chamber the first and drop another in the top. To repeat with spare mag, just load the first through the ejection port, return to breech locked and put the next mag in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't act the fucking dib-dob. You know full well that I meant, chamber the first and drop another in the top. To repeat with spare mag, just load the first through the ejection port, return to breech locked and put the next mag in. Would you not prefer a gen4 Glock17? Not that I’ve fired either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Pete said: Would you not prefer a gen4 Glock17? Not that I’ve fired either. No Pete. I genuinely prefer the kilo weight of a steel frame to a polymer alternative. The Glock is a superb thing, on a par with a Walther P99 or Ruger LC9, for pocket size. But losing 350g makes it a bit more jumpy. My choices would be, primary, the Browning. Secondary, Walther PPK, pain in the arse for short case 9 ammo though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No Pete. I genuinely prefer the kilo weight of a steel frame to a polymer alternative. The Glock is a superb thing, on a par with a Walther P99 or Ruger LC9, for pocket size. But losing 350g makes it a bit more jumpy. My choices would be, primary, the Browning. Secondary, Walther PPK, pain in the arse for short case 9 ammo though. Cheers for that. My thought would be that carrying a round up the spout , requires extra time to work the slide before firing - since you don’t want to carry it around “fire ready”. Too high-risk for that particular gun. Reports of gunk build-up around the ejector too (Wikipedia!) I read that they modified the Glock’s grip smooth , making it even less wieldy - both guns requiring adaptation of the user’s grip method for longer-range accuracy. However , like yourself , I like the German Nazi-issue version Walther PPK. Fits my hand like a glove , and you hardly know it’s there. Good dress gun , and discrete. My preference really. But with that trigger , you have to mean it when the safety comes off. The Sig 226 is interesting though , especially with it’s action and range of chambers , somebody put some real thought into that one. The snobby yank civvie range-poofs have a “legion” version , but I’m sure the SAS would be the real guys to talk to about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Pete said: Cheers for that. My thought would be that carrying a round up the spout , requires extra time to work the slide before firing - since you don’t want to carry it around “fire ready”. Too high-risk for that particular gun. Reports of gunk build-up around the ejector too (Wikipedia!) I read that they modified the Glock’s grip smooth , making it even less wieldy - both guns requiring adaptation of the user’s grip method for longer-range accuracy. However , like yourself , I like the German Nazi-issue version Walther PPK. Fits my hand like a glove , and you hardly know it’s there. Good dress gun , and discrete. My preference really. But with that trigger , you have to mean it when the safety comes off. The Sig 226 is interesting though , especially with it’s action and range of chambers , somebody put some real thought into that one. The term I'm familiar with for batteried and hammer down, is 'made ready'. The yanks call it 'cocked an locked'. Gotta love those crazy colonials, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The term I'm familiar with for batteried and hammer down, is 'made ready'. The yanks call it 'cocked an locked'. I really meant chambered ,hammer up , safety on. Yeah. They bring sex into everything. It’s cock this , cock that. Butt this , butt that. And this , And that. That gives me the horn. I’d much rather be British. We leave that sort of thing firmly in the bedroom - preferably with the lights off! I’m not going to say - fuck , shit , tit , bum , arsehole , because I don’t need to! https://www.forbes.com/sites/martinzwilling/2012/11/17/6-right-times-to-be-a-ready-fire-aim-entrepreneur/#31cd46915360 Some fun reading for you Eric. Musashi and Sun Tzu would have fucking loved me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 31 minutes ago, Pete said: I really meant chambered ,hammer up , safety on. Yeah. They bring sex into everything. It’s cock this , cock that. Butt this , butt that. And this , And that. That gives me the horn. I’d much rather be British. We leave that sort of thing firmly in the bedroom - preferably with the lights off! I’m not going to say - fuck , shit , tit , bum , arsehole , because I don’t need to! https://www.forbes.com/sites/martinzwilling/2012/11/17/6-right-times-to-be-a-ready-fire-aim-entrepreneur/#31cd46915360 Some fun reading for you Eric. Musashi and Sun Tzu would have fucking loved me! Interesting shit Pete. The majority of the work I've done has been smoothbore chokes and .22 rimfire bunny-rifles. But this shit does occasionally, and unofficially turn up..(you wouldn't believe what our police get up to). According to the establishment, since Dunblane, semi-automatic weapons don't exist in the civilian sector of the UK... don't believe the hype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Interesting shit Pete. My kind of “smoothbore”! Dunno If you’ve seen the film “IF”? But when I went to school , we had fully serviceable Bren Guns and Sterlings - all locked away in an armoury , in one wing of the school , for CCF use on summer camps in Crowborough. Opposite my 4th year classroom was a stairwell with a ceiling hatch , where we would climb-up and drink and smoke occasionally. 3 of us being confirmed alcoholics by this stage. There was also another smaller hatch above this space , so me and a mate got up there - and discovered that we could crawl the hundred yards across the building , through the roof-joists , and drop down the 2 stories - straight into the fucking armoury! Jesus , amongst all the 303 blanks , they actually had fucking live ammo in there! Whoa! After the 3 of us being publicly flogged in the 5th year , in front of the whole school , for blowing the rugby posts out of the ground on the morning of sports day (after severe provocation from psychotic paedo headcases) , using pipe bombs , and taking out all the windows in the science block - we vowed revenge , but they expelled us immediately and there was a severe 1 mile exclusion order in place - the live-in caretaker also being a light-sleeper and a paranoiac who spent virtually 24/7 in the basement by the stove. I left the area , and lost touch - otherwise I’m almost sure we would have mercilessly strafed the packed teacher’s study one Monday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Pete said: My kind of “smoothbore”! Dunno If you’ve seen the film “IF”? But when I went to school , we had fully serviceable Bren Guns and Sterlings - all locked away in an armoury , in one wing of the school , for CCF use on summer camps in Crowborough. Opposite my 4th year classroom was a stairwell with a ceiling hatch , where we would climb-up and drink and smoke occasionally. 3 of us being confirmed alcoholics by this stage. There was also another smaller hatch above this space , so me and a mate got up there - and discovered that we could crawl the hundred yards across the building , through the roof-joists , and drop down the 2 stories - straight into the fucking armoury! Jesus , amongst all the 303 blanks , they actually had fucking live ammo in there! Whoa! After the 3 of us being publicly flogged in the 5th year , in front of the whole school , for blowing the rugby posts out of the ground on the morning of sports day (after severe provocation from psychotic paedo headcases) , using pipe bombs , and taking out all the windows in the science block - we vowed revenge , but they expelled us immediately and there was a severe 1 mile exclusion order in place - the live-in caretaker also being a light-sleeper and a paranoiac who spent virtually 24/7 in the basement by the stove. I left the area , and lost touch - otherwise I’m almost sure we would have mercilessly strafed the packed teacher’s study one Monday morning. You will probably remember @luke swarm from your schooldays. Back then you would have known him as 'Grayson', or 'School Bully'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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