ratcum Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Loathsome fucking twat. there comes a time in a man's life, when his thoughts turn to behaving inappropriately with a chicken or other bird. I'm at that point now Frank. How do I 'sex' a bird before approaching it and is this necessary anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 On 30/11/2019 at 14:28, King Billy said: Who asked you grasshopper? Soppy cunt; even and starved half to death grasshopper his bigger more manly legs than Frank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 @Frank you hopeless wanker Other than get your pants soiled every time you tear poor old webby to shreds with you cutting retorts, when the fuck are you going to post any thing half decent? We've and election, murderous cunts amongst us and the climate going into over drive. One assumes you're too interested in tracking down rent boys to even have an opinion let alone express it. Even the newbies think you're a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Soppy cunt; even and starved half to death grasshopper his bigger more manly legs than Frank I saw a long-legged fly yesterday Stubby .. what were you doing yesterday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Frank you hopeless wanker Other than get your pants soiled every time you tear poor old webby to shreds with you cutting retorts, when the fuck are you going to post any thing half decent? We've and election, murderous cunts amongst us and the climate going into over drive. One assumes you're too interested in tracking down rent boys to even have an opinion let alone express it. Even the newbies think you're a cunt. It's hard to take anyone seriously who woke up on their 40th birthday and decided that the perfect way to live out their salad days would be to start dressing up like a ten year old homosexual. When he's not boring the fuck out of everyone on here, I'd wager that he's down his local student union bar, rolling joints with all the dexterity of a fucking spastic whilst attempting to chat up girls young enough to be his granddaughter with tales of his "spiritual awakening" upon listening to Tubular Bells for the first time. The stupid Van Wilder fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, Decimus® said: It's hard to take anyone seriously who woke up on their 40th birthday and decided that the perfect way to live out their salad days would be to start dressing up like a ten year old homosexual. When he's not boring the fuck out of everyone on here, I'd wager that he's down his local student union bar, rolling joints with all the dexterity of a fucking spastic whilst attempting to chat up girls young enough to be his granddaughter with tales of his "spiritual awakening" upon listening to Tubular Bells for the first time. The stupid Van Wilder fucking cunt. It wasn’t Tubular Bells but In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly, a favourite of the Manson Family I believe. Frank has dark inner depths that you don’t understand. I wouldn’t fuck with him if I were you. Ok, that was a wind-up. You’re right, he’s a fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 34 minutes ago, Decimus® said: It's hard to take anyone seriously who woke up on their 40th birthday and decided that the perfect way to live out their salad days would be to start dressing up like a ten year old homosexual. When he's not boring the fuck out of everyone on here, I'd wager that he's down his local student union bar, rolling joints with all the dexterity of a fucking spastic whilst attempting to chat up girls young enough to be his granddaughter with tales of his "spiritual awakening" upon listening to Tubular Bells for the first time. The stupid Van Wilder fucking cunt. I’m sure I’ve seen him hanging around outside the chippy and when he spots any teenage girls he pulls wheelies on his Raleigh Chopper, grinning like a retarded sex pest before being told to fuck off by them every time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It wasn’t Tubular Bells but In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly, a favourite of the Manson Family I believe. Frank has dark inner depths that you don’t understand. I wouldn’t fuck with him if I were you. Ok, that was a wind-up. You’re right, he’s a fucking wanker. I hope all this flack isn't gonna tip Frank over the edge. I'm worried he's going to come on here wearing a suicide belt. Now, I dont care if he detonates it and turns himself into 6 stone of flying mince, but I'd hate other members off CC to be caught. Except Punkape, because he's a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hope all this flack isn't gonna tip Frank over the edge. I'm worried he's going to come on here wearing a suicide belt. Now, I dont care if he detonates it and turns himself into 6 stone of flying mince, but I'd hate other members off CC to be caught. Except Punkape, because he's a cunt. Punkers has no problem with ‘mincing’. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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