Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Without a hint of irony, a coarse American pattern file is known as a "bastard". Reminds me of a joke... A young, innocent, 16 year old minister's daughter got a part time job working after school at the local hardware store (shop). Her first day on the job, a large, coarse looking man in overalls came in and asked where he could find the files. Trying to be helpful and appear knowledgeable, she asked what type of file he was looking for. "A flat bastard" came the reply. The girl became flustered and embarrassed over hearing such foul language and ran nearly weeping to the store manager. After she told him what had gotten her panties In such a twist, the manager patiently explained to her what a "bastard file" was and apologized to the customer for the confusion. A week or so later, the same man came back into the store and once again told the girl he was looking for a file. "A flat bastard?" she asked with a knowing smile. "No, I want one of those round sons of bitches" he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Without a hint of irony, a coarse American pattern file is known as a "bastard". Inasmuch as this particular tool dates back to the middle ages, several hundred years before America existed, I'd say its name is far more likely a British term. Given the general tone of this forum, let me also say, that was meant, ahem.... "without a hint of irony.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 17 hours ago, Glowworm said: What about those "Allan" key things? heresy. Keyless chuck is pure homo too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, ratcum said: heresy. Keyless chuck is pure homo too Chuck Keyless sounds like an american porn star with a DSO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 23 hours ago, Major Cunt said: If you had the temerity to even think about shooting my dog in my own garden, when he's minding his own business, and doing what dogs do, I'd hope for your sake you can run, because I'd hit you so fucking hard you'd seriously contemplate ever leaving your parents cellar again. For the record, I abhor any cunt who thinks it's acceptable to mistreat any animal, and any cunt who perpetrates cruelty upon one should receive a fucking beating. You fucking wanker. Dear oh dear Marjorie, threatening people with violence again. Still, at least you’re picking on cunts who have the ability to run instead of being stuck in wheelchairs and mobility scooters. Small steps Marje. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 19 hours ago, ratcum said: I dreamt I sucked out Golda Meir's ovaries, then chewed on her verruca in order to get to Angela Scanlon's feet? Wet dreams eh Authoritah? Have you ever read “ Psychopathia Sexulais” Herr Oberst? If not , you definitely should. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: heresy. Keyless chuck is pure homo too You ok Chuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Inasmuch as this particular tool dates back to the middle ages, several hundred years before America existed, I'd say its name is far more likely a British term. Given the general tone of this forum, let me also say, that was meant, ahem.... "without a hint of irony.' In heraldry, coats of arms belonging to people born outside of wedlock (also known as bastards) bore a device known as the ‘barre sinister’, a diagonal stripe that ran from the top right of the crest to the bottom left. This is the same direction that the teeth of a single cut file run in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You ok Chuck? fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 Just now, ratcum said: fuck off Chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 15/11/2019 at 18:48, Erroreptile404 said: Says the knuckle dragging chav who let his scummy rottweiler attack cats minding their own business, stupid prick your rottweiler would be getting dropkicked in the mouth with a pair of steel toe capped and spiked new rock boots then i'd do the same to you. People can have as many cats as they like so shut your cock gobbler and fuck off chav cunt. Shitty fucking stinking, dangerous mutts on the other hand should be outlawed as should the vile pieces of shit that own them. Fuck you. At which point did MC say his dog had attacked a cat? You vapid, remedial-class oaf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 21 hours ago, Foreskincheese said: Carry on masturbating I never saw that one. Was Sid James in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 Just now, Wolfie said: At which point did MC say his dog had attacked a cat? You vapid, remedial-class oaf. He more or less said he encouraged his mangy mutt to attack his neighbours' innocent cats that wander into his garden, you said you were planning on burying or killing cats with a shovel too. What an utter pair of pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: He more or less said he encouraged his mangy mutt to attack his neighbours' innocent cats that wander into his garden, you said you were planning on burying or killing cats with a shovel too. What an utter pair of pricks. Cattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: He more or less said he encouraged his mangy mutt to attack his neighbours' innocent cats that wander into his garden, you said you were planning on burying or killing cats with a shovel too. What an utter pair of pricks. Erwin Schrödinger was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I never saw that one. Was Sid James in it? Oooer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 I see Gaype's attempts at trying to get my attention are all in vain, LOL! The block function is brilliant it's like he doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: I see Gaype's attempts at trying to get my attention are all in vain, LOL! The block function is brilliant it's like he doesn't exist. Yeah - like he doesn’t exist, but still you had to make this post. You’re spectacularly stupid! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Erwin Schrödinger was a cunt. I'm a cat person CB, but would happily flambé anyone who feels the need to say they understand Schrodinger's cat at a dinner party. I usually ask them whether his equation complements Newtonian mechanics or is at odds with it. If that doesn't shut them up, I masturbate furiously after the coffee and petit fours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Dear oh dear Marjorie, threatening people with violence again. Still, at least you’re picking on cunts who have the ability to run instead of being stuck in wheelchairs and mobility scooters. Small steps Marje. 😆 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm a cat person CB, but would happily flambé anyone who feels the need to say they understand Schrodinger's cat at a dinner party. If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm a cat person CB, but would happily flambé anyone who feels the need to say they understand Schrodinger's cat at a dinner party. I usually ask them whether his equation complements Newtonian mechanics or is at odds with it. If that doesn't shut them up, I masturbate furiously after the coffee and petit fours. I never had that cat down as the dinner party type... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr. yeah and it's also why he never dined with any of my relatives, the up himself cocky twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ape said: I never had that cat down as the dinner party type... ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: ffs Lighten up, you miserable rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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