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Guest Trumpton  Bacon
1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You're becoming something of a cult round here lugsie.

Cult or cunt, can't decide

I'll settle for the latter, multi-tasking isn't my thing.

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Guest Salty Piss Flap
4 hours ago, White Cunt said:

My family wouldn’t touch Murica with a copper stick, you understand. One doesn’t mingle with below the stairs foreign degenerates, God forbid.

Apparently at least one of your parents did.

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Guest Salty Piss Flap
3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Hogs wrapped in butter, bacon, grease and cheese. The average light snack for a yank

I can't help but chuckle when yet another massacre happens over their and the rozzers they send are the wrong side to 20 stone. 

I hear there's a nice bridge nearby you could go out and take a leisurely stroll across.

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Guest Salty Piss Flap
5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Flying Squad. Not.

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Fat Boys, fat boys

Whatcha gonna do when dey come for you?

Fat Boys, fat Boys,

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do,

Whatcha gonna do when dey come for yooouuuu?

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8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

 

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This is at the heart of cop/public relations in Yankland. They call it the “Dunkin Donuts Effect.”

ie...it’s much easier to shoot some black cunt than chase after him.

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28 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

This is at the heart of cop/public relations in Yankland. They call it the “Dunkin Donuts Effect.”

ie...it’s much easier to shoot some black cunt than chase after him.

I reckon the yanks solve their crime problem by the cops eating the perps

Not the darkies mind

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17 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

Apparently at least one of your parents did.

No Yanks in the family, as far as I know. But you never know Pissy - there could have been all sorts of fun and games in the barracks during the war. But this is Britain, my friend, where all indiscretions are promptly swept under the carpet ASAP, never to see the daylight again, Randy Andy like.

 

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