colonelkurtz Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/big-night-in-presenters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/big-night-in-presenters McGuiness could live. Phoenix Nights was ok. On the other hand, they could all die if you shot three and gaffer taped the final pair's heads together and go with the 2 for 1 option. .357 mag would be adequate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 23 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/big-night-in-presenters The real problem is which four you kill with the bullets and which one you kill with an ice pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Is it just me or does Lenny Henry look like he's got AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Quote Celebrities already confirmed to be taking part on the night, from the safety of their homes, are Peter Kay, Catherine Tate and Gary Barlow... Fucking hell, it's a shame you can't buy shares in the Samaritans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Is it just me or does Lenny Henry look like he's got AIDS? Please let it be so. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/big-night-in-presenters I like it Colonel. First has to be the darkie from Dudley. Without doubt the most irritating fucking cunt ever to be allowed to pollute the airwaves. Next the fake bogtrotter Manc tosser mongoloid McGuiness. Bullet no.3 Matt Baker for being such a goody goody “I grew up on a farm, I can stick my arm up a cows cunt” drip. One left so Ball and McCall can entertain me with a half hour of full on lezzer filth, after which they can beat each other to death with their strap on appendages, leaving me with one bullet in case I happen to bump into Gary Lineker on my way home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 No doubt half the money will be sent to amputee poofters in Uganda and bipolar cross dressers in Somalia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/big-night-in-presenters Need a bullet for? Just get the fucking spade from the shed. I'll have a quick tumble with Ball and let her live, In respect for her old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Need a bullet for? Just get the fucking spade from the shed. I'll have a quick tumble with Ball and let her live, In respect for her old man. Does Lenny Henry live in a shed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does Lenny Henry live in a shed? Yeah, Birmingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Keep the bullets, buy gallon of petrol job done. Recommended 100% virus removal system. Bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does Lenny Henry live in a shed? He should be under a shed, but not living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 I really couldn't give a flying fuck to be honest. I won't be watching because a) I fucking hate this sort of thing b) I give to a charity close to my heart and c) I fucking hate this sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I like it Colonel. First has to be the darkie from Dudley. Without doubt the most irritating fucking cunt ever to be allowed to pollute the airwaves. Next the fake bogtrotter Manc tosser mongoloid McGuiness. Bullet no.3 Matt Baker for being such a goody goody “I grew up on a farm, I can stick my arm up a cows cunt” drip. One left so Ball and McCall can entertain me with a half hour of full on lezzer filth, after which they can beat each other to death with their strap on appendages, leaving me with one bullet in case I happen to bump into Gary Lineker on my way home. The Ball and McCall scenario goes to show what a romantic Hussar you really are. Btw: you can always use the butt of the gun as a lethal weapon! That will take care of the Lineker conundrum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: ) I give to a charity close to my heart Save the Lung foundation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Save the Lung foundation? No. I don't have lungs. I have gills. That's why I live underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. I don't have lungs. I have gills. That's why I live underwater. How are Pigsy and Monkey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, it's a shame you can't buy shares in the Samaritans. You can, but they reverse the charges and phone Me up. Edited April 14, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How are Pigsy and Monkey? Dunno. But I've just watched the first 8 minutes of The One Show and I feel like throwing myself off the roof. Gabby Logan, Those two gobby twats of Strictly and some cunt called Jones (not the woman but a bloke). They've just asked people to send in pics of their cooking so expect thousands of retards to comply and surprising a family who are watching the programme. Whoopie fucking do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dunno. But I've just watched the first 8 minutes of The One Show and I feel like throwing myself off the roof. Gabby Logan, Those two gobby twats of Strictly and some cunt called Jones (not the woman but a bloke). They've just asked people to send in pics of their cooking so expect thousands of retards to comply and surprising a family who are watching the programme. Whoopie fucking do. https://www.hellomagazine.com/cuisine/2020041387909/victoria-beckham-easter-eggs-leftovers-trick/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dunno. But I've just watched the first 8 minutes of The One Show and I feel like throwing myself off the roof. Gabby Logan, Those two gobby twats of Strictly and some cunt called Jones (not the woman but a bloke). They've just asked people to send in pics of their cooking so expect thousands of retards to comply and surprising a family who are watching the programme. Whoopie fucking do. That's what passes for entertainment now. It all went to shit when the BBC banned Bernard Manning for reasons of political correctness, and gone downhill ever since. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: https://www.hellomagazine.com/cuisine/2020041387909/victoria-beckham-easter-eggs-leftovers-trick/ Wow. I didn't know you could melt chocolate in a saucepan. What would I do without thick and thin to show me the way. I can't wait for St. David's instructional video on emergency tracheotomy using a paper clip and a McDonalds straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Wow. I didn't know you could melt chocolate in a saucepan. What would I do without thick and thin to show me the way. I can't wait for St. David's instructional video on emergency tracheotomy using a paper clip and a McDonalds straw. I know! You gotta give it to her Gyps. She thinks on her feet, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dunno. But I've just watched the first 8 minutes of The One Show and I feel like throwing myself off the roof. Gabby Logan, Those two gobby twats of Strictly and some cunt called Jones (not the woman but a bloke). They've just asked people to send in pics of their cooking so expect thousands of retards to comply and surprising a family who are watching the programme. Whoopie fucking do. I just sent this in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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