Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What if one finds a boyfriend? They've only got one fanny. Would they consider it a threesome? Mind-boggling. I saw a documentary about them. They work as teachers, now technically they have separate personalities and are legally considered to be 2 individuals. Which means the school must have to pay two lots of wages for what is, in practical terms, one teacher. A very difficult set of circumstances. I wont say I feel sorry for them because they probably don't want sympathy, but you know what I mean. Check out their hands Eric. They've thought long and hard about such things, and as such they probably get fucked Left Right & Centre. Furthermore, going by the expression on the face of the one on the Left, she takes it up the pooper. Edited May 6, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. That's why I said I would demand to know what happened to the other one... You're not being very good at getting the point today. If you're gonna act like Melvin fucking Bragg and quote the fucking classics get your fucking numbers right. This woman has 2 heeds. Cerberus had 3 heeds. And ex footballer Peter Reid has a monkey heed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 They've got some competition... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What if one finds a boyfriend? They've only got one fanny. Would they consider it a threesome? Mind-boggling. I saw a documentary about them. They work as teachers, now technically they have separate personalities and are legally considered to be 2 individuals. Which means the school must have to pay two lots of wages for what is, in practical terms, one teacher. A very difficult set of circumstances. I wont say I feel sorry for them because they probably don't want sympathy, but you know what I mean. I bet they'd look funny wearing a sombrero each Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you're gonna act like Melvin fucking Bragg and quote the fucking classics get your fucking numbers right. This woman has 2 heeds. Cerberus had 3 heeds. And ex footballer Peter Reid has a monkey heed. Read my fucking post again. I know Cerberus had 3 heads. That was the fucking point of the joke ffs. I'll do you a deal, I won't act like Melvin Bragg if you don't act like Joey Deacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I bet they'd look funny wearing a sombrero each One of 'em doesn't take sugar and is allergic to Marmite. She get's up an hour after the other one has left for work, and stays home all weekend whilst the other does night-shifts. One of em' supports far Right politics, and the other is firmly adhered to the Left... Watching 'em leg it when a Fire Alarm goes off, is a sight not to be missed, and many a dress has been ruined & split. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Check out their hands Eric. They've thought long and hard about such things, and as such they probably get fucked Left Right & Centre. Furthermore, going by the expression on the face of the one on the Left, she takes it up the pooper. They've only got one pooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: They've only got one pooper. Which one wipes it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 24 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Check out their hands Eric. They've thought long and hard about such things, and as such they probably get fucked Left Right & Centre. Furthermore, going by the expression on the face of the one on the Left, she takes it up the pooper. Is her name Poly Cephaly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Which one wipes it? Whichever one isn't busy on the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Read my fucking post again. I know Cerberus had 3 heads. That was the fucking point of the joke ffs. I'll do you a deal, I won't act like Melvin Bragg if you don't act like Joey Deacon. I will if you stop miscounting heads. You're a bouncer for christ sake. You have to count heads to make sure the bingo hall you work in isn't over crowded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whichever one isn't busy on the phone. I bet that they STILL text each other all fucking day long, swapping make-up tips etc. etc. & fucking etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I will if you stop miscounting heads. You're a bouncer for christ sake. You have to count heads to make sure the bingo hall you work in isn't over crowded. Quit whilst your a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Before they went their separate ways, were they womb-mates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Quit whilst your a head. Yeah I'd better. Don't want to wake up in a ward full of covid patients. Can't stand all those fucking nurses singing and dancing. Smothering hand sanitizer on my hand sanitizer (because you can't be too careful). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah I'd better. Don't want to wake up in a ward full of covid patients. Can't stand all those fucking nurses singing and dancing. Smothering hand sanitizer on my hand sanitizer (because you can't be too careful). One of the 'twins' has Covid! She never washed her hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: One of the 'twins' has Covid! She never washed her hand. How she gonna isolate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 One to lick your balls whilst the other noshes you off,what's not to like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: One to lick your balls whilst the other noshes you off,what's not to like What about Chloe from Scarborough? .. she lives in a van and the cops keep asking her to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: One to lick your balls whilst the other noshes you off,what's not to like The price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: borough? face. Surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 13 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: They've got some competition... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Check out their hands Eric. They've thought long and hard about such things, and as such they probably get fucked Left Right & Centre. Furthermore, going by the expression on the face of the one on the Left, she takes it up the pooper. Surely they have cunts 'joined' at birth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Surely they have cunts 'joined' at birth? They have, except, that they're both horizontal and one upon the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Let's stick together Come on come on let's stick together" -Bryan Ferry “You can leave your hats on” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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