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The great quarter full crisp bag conspiracy


Guest Dong Hung Lo

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1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

How have you suddenly gone from grammes to kilogrammes?

Just divide by a 1000, it's fucking easy, that's the joy of the metric system.

Mint Imperials are for cunts.

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15 hours ago, Dong Hung Lo said:
 

Since a packet of Wankers crisps are sold at a weight of 32.5g,

 

15 hours ago, Dong Hung Lo said:

32.5kg? I think you may be getting bags of crisps confused with sacks of spuds. 

Since SpecSavers are currently shut due to lockdown, I suggest you adjust your vision at home with the right sort of equipment - a piece of glass and some duck tape. 

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18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

If they can't afford a rubber dinghy the next thing down is a rubber ring then a crisp packet. I've yet to hear of the coast guard towing in a crisp packet full of Afghan kiddies with beards. 

Refugees and onion.

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3 hours ago, Dong Hung Lo said:
On 05/06/2020 at 15:35, Cunty BigBollox said:

Since a packet of Wankers crisps are sold at a weight of 32.5g,

32.5kg? I think you may be getting bags of crisps confused with sacks of spuds. 

 

Or sacks of shit. Where’s the K?

Oh You must have sniffed it.

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6 hours ago, Dong Hung Lo said:

32.5kg? I think you may be getting bags of crisps confused with sacks of spuds. 

 

the vast majority of the bag is empty space /air.

 

I beg to differ.

...which of course is your right but you are using a Czech proxy which is spoofing a US location and IP address. Cease and desist please as I know who you are anyway.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

...which of course is your right but you are using a Czech proxy which is spoofing a US location and IP address. Cease and desist please as I know who you are anyway.

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18 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

...which of course is your right but you are using a Czech proxy which is spoofing a US location and IP address. Cease and desist please as I know who you are anyway.

I'm not using a proxy? but even if I was why is it an issue? You don't need anything to do with my i.p address whatsoever unless you're up to no good with it.

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21 hours ago, King Billy said:

Or sacks of shit. Where’s the K?

Oh You must have sniffed it.

Can you put up that pic of you again with your "I shot J.R" t shirt and your noodle arms? It was most amusing.

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On 06/06/2020 at 17:36, camberwell gypsy said:

Joker went out to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but couldn't find any. 

Groan!

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