ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Gordon Bennett said: Absolutely agree with the original sentiment - banal TV in the extreme. Didn't like any of these cunts when they were famous and certainly have no interest in any of the vacuous meanderings of their progeny. And it has become more childishly lascivious as it has gone on like most of the rest of C4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: And it has become more childishly lascivious as it has gone on like most of the rest of C4. I think inter-generational incest might be a bit too liberal, even for Channel 4. Are you sure "lascivious" is the right word? Some of these long words can be tricky. There may be a dictionary on the trolley tomorrow; ask the friendly lady to read it to you while she's cleaning you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I think inter-generational incest might be a bit too liberal, even for Channel 4. Are you sure "lascivious" is the right word? Some of these long words can be tricky. There may be a dictionary on the trolley tomorrow; ask the friendly lady to read it to you while she's cleaning you up. You are the one constantly into "dick". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 On 18/07/2020 at 15:11, camberwell gypsy said: Its actually Jack Whitehall not Widdicombe. But then again all these unfunny cunts lookalike. Josh Widdicombe has written his first book. Wtching the Nineties is described as "part-childhood memoir, part-comic history of Nineties television and culture". He ain't funny now, I doubt if he was funny then, so why the fuck is he bothering, and who the fuck is going to buy it? Apparently he was a 'sports jurnalist' before he got the bug for comedy. All I can say is, sports journalism's loss is definitely not comedy's gain, the unfunny cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 12/04/2021 at 17:31, Joker said: Josh Widdicombe has written his first book. Wtching the Nineties is described as "part-childhood memoir, part-comic history of Nineties television and culture". He ain't funny now, I doubt if he was funny then, so why the fuck is he bothering, and who the fuck is going to buy it? Apparently he was a 'sports jurnalist' before he got the bug for comedy. All I can say is, sports journalism's loss is definitely not comedy's gain, the unfunny cunt! There's a lot of sub 40 year olds currently penning their philosophies of life (the fountain of adolescent knowledge); how they got back from the brink (what brink? the bottom is bottomless); life stories without a life; or novels based on a range of mainstream Hollywood movie and American TV consumption. And the fucking thing is they find publishers, they find radio and tv presenters willing to advertise in exchange for filling up their show for three minutes, in short they fucking waste a whole acre of wood pulp. I am currently at the end of a 300 page trudge round the Greek islands called All Roams Lead to Rhodes penned by a couple of the sort of low horizon, home counties, well caked, Disco geriatrics I so heartily despise, which consists of just where we had breakfast, where we went for lunch, what we had for dinner, the wine, how cheap, the people so quaint and helpful, the lical colour so colourful. £8.99 for the fucking TK Max guide to everything trivial in the Aegean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a lot of sub 40 year olds currently penning their philosophies of life (the fountain of adolescent knowledge); how they got back from the brink (what brink? the bottom is bottomless); life stories without a life; or novels based on a range of mainstream Hollywood movie and American TV consumption. And the fucking thing is they find publishers, they find radio and tv presenters willing to advertise in exchange for filling up their show for three minutes, in short they fucking waste a whole acre of wood pulp. I am currently at the end of a 300 page trudge round the Greek islands called All Roams Lead to Rhodes penned by a couple of the sort of low horizon, home counties, well caked, Disco geriatrics I so heartily despise, which consists of just where we had breakfast, where we went for lunch, what we had for dinner, the wine, how cheap, the people so quaint and helpful, the lical colour so colourful. £8.99 for the fucking TK Max guide to everything trivial in the Aegean. You fucking idiot I got to “there’s” and had enough which is one more word than most Never post here again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You fucking idiot I got to “there’s” and had enough which is one more word than most Never post here again It helps if you can read more than the captions in Mayfair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a lot of sub 40 year olds currently penning their philosophies of life (the fountain of adolescent knowledge); how they got back from the brink (what brink? the bottom is bottomless); life stories without a life; or novels based on a range of mainstream Hollywood movie and American TV consumption. And the fucking thing is they find publishers, they find radio and tv presenters willing to advertise in exchange for filling up their show for three minutes, in short they fucking waste a whole acre of wood pulp. I am currently at the end of a 300 page trudge round the Greek islands called All Roams Lead to Rhodes penned by a couple of the sort of low horizon, home counties, well caked, Disco geriatrics I so heartily despise, which consists of just where we had breakfast, where we went for lunch, what we had for dinner, the wine, how cheap, the people so quaint and helpful, the lical colour so colourful. £8.99 for the fucking TK Max guide to everything trivial in the Aegean. Well, what did you expect when you bought the book ? If you want deep philosophical insights and erudition you probably need to shop around and look a bit further afield. Have you given any consideration to becoming a Rastafarian ? It's similar to being a Marxist, but you rage against Babylon and the crazy Baldheads instead of the Capitalist Machine. Also you get to smoke as many spliffs as you like, as part of your religious rights, so you might enjoy it more than socialism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Well, what did you expect when you bought the book ? If you want deep philosophical insights and erudition you probably need to shop around and look a bit further afield. Have you given any consideration to becoming a Rastafarian ? It's similar to being a Marxist, but you rage against Babylon and the crazy Baldheads instead of the Capitalist Machine. Also you get to smoke as many spliffs as you like, as part of your religious rights, so you might enjoy it more than socialism. If you can find a religion that specifies eating an ounce of amphetamine sulphate every day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Well, what did you expect when you bought the book ? If you want deep philosophical insights and erudition you probably need to shop around and look a bit further afield. Have you given any consideration to becoming a Rastafarian ? It's similar to being a Marxist, but you rage against Babylon and the crazy Baldheads instead of the Capitalist Machine. Also you get to smoke as many spliffs as you like, as part of your religious rights, so you might enjoy it more than socialism. Ignoring your second paragraph which seems to be the product of a completely disconnected thought process, it is true that they are not Freya Stark or Henry Miller. But within the limited confines of a modern day travelogue I expected something more interesting and worthwhile than a blow by blow account of a Saga holiday. I think part of the problem for them was they moved around in the self contained hermetically sealed bubble of their coupledom. Clearly anything really novel, illuminating or challenging was just bouncing off. I think they were writing as a couple for couples who wish to experience everything as a couple. Chapter Ten The divorce celebrations: Santorini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you can find a religion that specifies eating an ounce of amphetamine sulphate every day... Crystal Methodists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Ignoring your second paragraph which seems to be the product of a completely disconnected thought process, it is true that they are not Freya Stark or Henry Miller. But within the limited confines of a modern day travelogue I expected something more interesting and worthwhile than a blow by blow account of a Saga holiday. I think part of the problem for them was they moved around in the self contained hermetically sealed bubble of their coupledom. Clearly anything really novel, illuminating or challenging was just bouncing off. I think they were writing as a couple for couples who wish to experience everything as a couple. Chapter Ten The divorce celebrations: Santorini. You seem to have a lot of free time tonight Harold. Have you eaten all your crayons again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You seem to have a lot of free time tonight Harold. Have you eaten all your crayons again? Funnily enough I've just got through sorting my coloured pencils. PLASTIC SHARPENERS : bad idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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