Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, ProfB said: Hide be hide a pair of knockers all you like, all you do is sup tea & munch on ginger nut biscuits. Of course you attack me, you protesth too much - small willy. Where do I start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Where do I start... As you always do, by taking it up the arse before sucking your clients off you filthy animal. NB I'm still waiting for my copy of The Lady instead of Mojo you filthy animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Where do I start... Imagine being assigned to Broadmoor or Rampton as an educational officer. Teaching maths to psychopaths... 'If it takes one man 11 minutes to chop up an old lady, how long would it take the same man to fuck a rabbit?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine being assigned to Broadmoor or Rampton as an educational officer. Teaching maths to psychopaths... 'If it takes one man 11 minutes to chop up an old lady, how long would it take the same man to fuck a rabbit?' That would depend on the circumference of his penis and the internal dimensions of it’s arse, relatively speaking. It’s not rocket science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine being assigned to Broadmoor or Rampton as an educational officer. Teaching maths to psychopaths... 'If it takes one man 11 minutes to chop up an old lady, how long would it take the same man to fuck a rabbit?' How long would 16 pigs go through a dead body that weights 92kg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How long would 16 pigs go through a dead body that weights 92kg? Never mind that shite, how long would it take to feed a screaming Harold The Stupid through a woodchipper so all manner to creature could tuck in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How long would 16 pigs go through a dead body that weights 92kg? Nemesis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: That would depend on the circumference of his penis and the internal dimensions of it’s arse, relatively speaking. It’s not rocket science. Rocket science Get a tube, open at one end. Fill it up with something explosive. Set fire to it. It's not brain surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nemesis... A 'orrible cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nemesis... Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine being assigned to Broadmoor or Rampton as an educational officer. Teaching maths to psychopaths... 'If it takes one man 11 minutes to chop up an old lady, how long would it take the same man to fuck a rabbit?' Stephen the Squirrel says "Just hand over the nuts and fuck off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me That's the next Alien film ain’t it after Covenant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 My attempt to chisel accumulated layers of crud and frippery off the edifice of national mourning has come adrift if not completely shipwrecked and possibly en route to a total arseholing on the crude fingers and depraved imaginations of the bestiary that is Cunts Corner. He he heee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not brain surgery I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 19 hours ago, King Billy said: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Probably. You've always got me. Don't give up lad... yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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