Penny Farthing Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It has been genealogically proven how the Coalyokel Geordie nation came about. Apparently, over 2000 years ago, a mead-infused pissed up Pict, clambered over a Hadrian’s Wall and raped a donkey..twice. I would hope that the care that you are resident in is ravaged by Covid19 and that you will soon be infected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I would hope that the care that you are resident in is ravaged by Covid19 and that you will soon be infected. The donkey was from Stoke-on-Crewe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 32 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The donkey was from Stoke-on-Crewe.... Get Fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I decided to have a squabble with one of the big boys on here (which is why I didn’t pick you.) Part of my ‘apprenticeship’ as I see it so, no obsession merely professional enablement. No I is not a puffter and Eric sent me a signed pair of crusty y-fronts in his welcome pack. Jealous? Didn’t you get yours? Now fuck off back up your tree. And when the big boy gave me a like you started flouncing and losing your shit. Or did I imagine it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Get Fucked. Is that an offer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And when the big boy gave me a like you started flouncing and losing your shit. Or did I imagine it? Who can speculate what goes on between your ears...all three of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Who can speculate what goes on between your ears...all three of them. I don't like ApeTM but there is more brain between his three ears than there is between your single eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I don't like ApeTM but there is more brain between his three ears than there is between your single eye. Anatomical ignoramus...the brain is never ‘between’ the jap? You’ve had some entertaining dates, clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 57 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Anatomical ignoramus...the brain is never ‘between’ the jap? You’ve had some entertaining dates, clearly. I am not important enough for you to strain your few brain cells by thinking up these inane reponses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 16/10/2020 at 18:44, Dawn Chorus said: I am not important enough for you to strain your few brain cells by thinking up these inane reponses. Enjoy Bill’s chocolate log...Welsh slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Enjoy Bill’s chocolate log...Welsh slag. Christmas log - I see you’re already dreaming about the annual visit to Santa's warm and cosy Lapland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 15/10/2020 at 07:58, Dawn Chorus said: No one would ever do that, the re is an hourly service from Holyhead to London, you certainly would not switch to a car at Crewe, doing that would add at least two hours to your journey. Fuck Off. Au fait with Holyhead are we? Sailor noshing at high tide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Au fait with Holyhead are we? Sailor noshing at high tide? YAWN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: YAWN It’s like a hippo’s I’ve heard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Enjoy Bill’s chocolate log...Welsh slag. Stupid. 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Au fait with Holyhead are we? Sailor noshing at high tide? Fucking. 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s like a hippo’s I’ve heard? Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 No-Lips Burnham has offered BoJo out, over putting Wankchester into Tier 3. Sarin on their trams or a mass bat release on Canal St is the answer for these cunts then. Nice curries in Rusholme though, but kill them smelly cunts too, we’ve got their recipes now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Enjoy Bill’s chocolate log...Welsh slag. 50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Christmas log - I see you’re already dreaming about the annual visit to Santa's warm and cosy Lapland. Oh fucking hell... they're learning to communicate with one another. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 24 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Stupid. Fucking. Wanker. Such a comprehensive vocabulary...for a cunt. Do die, earliest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh fucking hell... they're learning to communicate with one another. 'Right. Let's fire up the Enigma machine' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 39 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh fucking hell... they're learning to communicate with one another. I’m concerned they might combine, forming a being of limitless stupidity. It makes me shudder to think about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Right. Let's fire up the Enigma machine' I fink there I am (Google translate?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I’m concerned they might combine, forming a being of limitless stupidity. It makes me shudder to think about. Don’t ‘think’ chimp-girl, you’ll hurt yourself. Then again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I fink there I am (Google translate?) I really hope @Eric Cuntmangets pissed one night soon, turns on you and causes you to flounce off and kill yourself. Sycophantic moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I really hope @Eric Cuntmangets pissed one night soon, turns on you and causes you to flounce off and kill yourself. Sycophantic moron. 'It's not me luv... i-i-its th-the fukkin Ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 57 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I really hope @Eric Cuntmangets pissed one night soon, turns on you and causes you to flounce off and kill yourself. Sycophantic moron. You're one of those weird cunts who can't settle on a stable avatar. Do you come from a broken family? Disturbed childhood? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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