Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I can solve that with the aid of a poem, They seek him here, they seek him there, those policemen seek him everywhere, is he in heaven or is he in hell, that dammed elusive... sh-a-a-a-a-dow. Vas Blackwood. Only fools and horses. Good actor. Rory Braker was easily the best character in 'lock stock'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I would connect a flexible hose to your large colon using the most painful method available then force feeding you tins of Tesco Value Baked Beans and harnessing the resulting methane to fuel my green odyssey. I can feel your excitement. How many colons do you have Harold? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I would connect a flexible hose to your large colon using the most painful method available then force feeding you tins of Tesco Value Baked Beans and harnessing the resulting methane to fuel my green odyssey. I can feel your excitement. Hahaha...etc. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vas Blackwood. Only fools and horses. Good actor. Rory Braker was easily the best character in 'lock stock'. Nick the Greek was the best Nick "Get me some samples" Tom "No can do" Nick "Wheres that, some place near Katmandu"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Hahaha...etc. Fuck off. No, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How many colons do you have Harold? Look it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nick the Greek was the best Nick "Get me some samples" Tom "No can do" Nick "Wheres that, some place near Katmandu"? No. Rory had the best line... "Get me Nick the Greek now, that's if that shistos wop, pezefengi gamorreh Greek bastard is stupid enough to still be on this planet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 18 minutes ago, Joker said: Wouldn't know, didn't anyone tell you, football's for irons? Lampard is scrap iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No. Rory had the best line... "Get me Nick the Greek now, that's if that shistos wop, pezefengi gamorreh Greek bastard is stupid enough to still be on this planet!" Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an afro? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Look it up No, I know how many colons normal people have, I was wondering how many YOU have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I see withdrawal symptoms from the Fox are turning into full blown delirium tremens. Luckily A&E is nearby.... wear a mask. Who or what is "the Fox" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This is beneath you. Apologise to the entire corner or drink bleach immediately Sorry everyone. I won't paste anything more like this. Not until tomorrow anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 52 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Who or what is "the Fox" ? pub on Denmark Hill Camberwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, I know how many colons normal people have, I was wondering how many YOU have. Why, want a closer look, perhaps a sniff or a tongue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Why, want a closer look, perhaps a sniff or a tongue? Okay. I'll pop round shortly. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Okay. I'll pop round shortly. x Thought so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 38 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: pub on Denmark Hill Camberwell CG stomping ground. OK got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 26/01/2021 at 18:37, Cuntybaws said: As soon as Warren Buffet added some airline stocks to his portfolio the writing was on the wall. Stupid principle-abandoning Omaha cunt. Has he? Last I heard he’d dumped the lot in May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 36 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: CG stomping ground. OK got it. Unfortunately it's now a Weatherspoon so you would be subsidising an almighty shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 9 hours ago, ratcum said: The donkeys Janet, the fuckin donkeys! Never mind that shite rat baby; how are you celebrating holocaust Memorial Day? Cigar, champers, special brew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 26/01/2021 at 18:55, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't, but I believe one of the actors from the original series had a cameo. Is that Latin for “I want to suck Fattys nob” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Fatty said: Is that Latin for “I want to suck Fattys nob” Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Reported. Oooooo it is, I’ll go and wash it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Fatty said: Is that Latin for “I want to suck Fattys nob” Fatty, our Eddies been quiet for a while. I’m worried. Do you think he’s been arrested during yet another racially profiled stop and search? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Fatty, our Eddies been quiet for a while. I’m worried. Do you think he’s been arrested during yet another racially profiled stop and search? Just texted him, no answer, either in a small cell or fist deep in Roops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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