ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? They're just a fucking shit load of moody con artists and environmental terrorists. So you have to quarantine if you come into our sceptred isle? You poor fucking things. Knuckle down you cunts. It's a national emergency. And as for the twats crying over their two weeks in the sun this year. Get a fucking life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? They're just a fucking shit load of moody con artists and environmental terrorists. So you have to quarantine if you come into our sceptred isle? You poor fucking things. Knuckle down you cunts. It's a national emergency. And as for the twats crying over their two weeks in the sun this year. Get a fucking life. People mention the Fermi paradox, and we wonder why aliens don't travel to our planet as a holiday destination. Apparently, the lack of extra terrestrial visitors is down to the ratings system. Earth gets just one star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? They're just a fucking shit load of moody con artists and environmental terrorists. So you have to quarantine if you come into our sceptred isle? You poor fucking things. Knuckle down you cunts. It's a national emergency. And as for the twats crying over their two weeks in the sun this year. Get a fucking life. Obviously fondled by the family priest as a youngster, and clearly liked it! Fuck off you soppy cunt, I’m sure every cunt on here would gladly supply a length of rope to assist in your demise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? As soon as Warren Buffet added some airline stocks to his portfolio the writing was on the wall. Stupid principle-abandoning Omaha cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: People mention the Fermi paradox... Earth gets just one star. On a semi-related note, Olbers' Paradox is my favourite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As soon as Warren Buffet added some airline stocks to his portfolio the writing was on the wall. Stupid principle-abandoning Omaha cunt. You know the man I feel sorry for? Simon Calder. The cunt are n't getting that annual 1.5 million air miles under his fingernails anymore. You're probably breathing a. 000001% extra molecule of oxygen because of that. And that Attenborough cunt - he is more at risk now than the Great Panda. Flying days over and out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 10 minutes ago, Fatty said: Obviously fondled by the family priest as a youngster, and clearly liked it! Fuck off you soppy cunt, I’m sure every cunt on here would gladly supply a length of rope to assist in your demise Reported for derailment. 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On a semi-related note, Olbers' Paradox is my favourite. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? They're just a fucking shit load of moody con artists and environmental terrorists. So you have to quarantine if you come into our sceptred isle? You poor fucking things. Knuckle down you cunts. It's a national emergency. And as for the twats crying over their two weeks in the sun this year. Get a fucking life. I like my holidays. I'd like them even better if I could 'jaunt' (The Tomorrow People, early 1970s) there. It's the travelling I fucking hate. Queuing up at check in. Being treated like sheep. Going through passport control and security and being treated like I'm a fucking jihadist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd like them even better if I could 'jaunt' (The Tomorrow People, early 1970s) there. It even had a gyppo character in it, young Tyso. Did the see the relatively recent American re-boot? It was mercifully abandoned after one series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Did the see the relatively recent American re-boot? It was mercifully abandoned after one series. I didn't, but I believe one of the actors from the original series had a cameo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't, but I believe one of the actors from the original series had a cameo. Nicholas Young, the original John, but playing a different character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like my holidays. I'd like them even better if I could 'jaunt' (The Tomorrow People, early 1970s) there. It's the travelling I fucking hate. Queuing up at check in. Being treated like sheep. Going through passport control and security and being treated like I'm a fucking jihadist. I was listening to this fella explain how he completed his journeys across Asia by foot, and I was very impressed with the speed he must have travelled at. When I asked him how he got from Iraq to Pakistan so quickly, he replied "Iran" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? They're just a fucking shit load of moody con artists and environmental terrorists. So you have to quarantine if you come into our sceptred isle? You poor fucking things. Knuckle down you cunts. It's a national emergency. And as for the twats crying over their two weeks in the sun this year. Get a fucking life. When all this shit is over, please do everyone a favour and buy yourself a one-way ticket to Damascus. As a gesture of goodwill, I will make a contribution, which I am sure will be generously reciprocated by 99% of the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like my holidays. I'd like them even better if I could 'jaunt' (The Tomorrow People, early 1970s) there. It's the travelling I fucking hate. Queuing up at check in. Being treated like sheep. Going through passport control and security and being treated like I'm a fucking jihadist. I'd like to treat you like the fucking low quality twat you and millions of other dead brains have done to some lovely places round the planet. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Just now, Wolfie said: When all this shit is over, please do everyone a favour and buy yourself a one-way ticket to Damascus. As a gesture of goodwill, I will make a contribution towards your ticket, which I am sure will be generously reciprocated by 99% of the Corner. Still sore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It even had a gyppo character in it, young Tyso. Did the see the relatively recent American re-boot? It was mercifully abandoned after one series. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd like to treat you like the fucking low quality twat you and millions of other dead brains have done to some lovely places round the planet. Cunt. Read this shit back to yourself. Just fucking die, you thick illiterate cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Twat. I don't mean this in the pejorative sense, but you're an absolute fucking psycho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't mean this in the pejorative sense, but you're an absolute fucking psycho. I just want to save the planet and am willing to sacrifice Fatty to do it. A big loss but it can't be helped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Read this shit back to yourself. Just fucking die, you thick illiterate cunt. Oh sorry my good gentlwanker and my felicitations to your family in their chocolate box cottage and Charles Dickhead stories. Your humble and beautiful (predictive text) obedient cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 43 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When all this shit is over, please do everyone a favour and buy yourself a one-way ticket to Damascus. As a gesture of goodwill, I will make a contribution, which I am sure will be generously reciprocated by 99% of the Corner. You spelt 'Domestos' wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Read this shit back to yourself. Just fucking die, you thick illiterate cunt. Its fucking pointless. I think its bipolar. 48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd like to treat you like the fucking low quality twat you and millions of other dead brains have done to some lovely places round the planet. Cunt. Harvey, does mummy know you're fucking about with her laptop? You be a good boy now. And stop eating all the frozen food. You'll get tummy ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its fucking pointless. I think its bipolar. Harvey, does mummy know you're fucking about with her laptop? You be a good boy now. And stop eating all the frozen food. You'll get tummy ache. I see withdrawal symptoms from the Fox are turning into full blown delirium tremens. Luckily A&E is nearby.... wear a mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Still sore? This is precisely the point being made: your nonsensical bollocks just doesn't have any link or relevance to the vast majority of pointless horseshit you post. Your first handful of comments revealed a colossal dickhead in the making, which was swiftly fulfilled and returned with interest. You idiot. The only person who attracts more disdain is narcissist and plagiarist @JohnnySaucePants who, despite submitting 750+ posts on a British website he hates (and lying about stealing another member's work to impress a chat site full of basement flat-confined cyber dullards), is the one member everyone wishes would swim across shark-infested waters with Pen's giblets stapled to their feet before you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This is precisely the point being made: your nonsensical bollocks just doesn't have any link or relevance to the vast majority of pointless horseshit you post. Your first handful of comments revealed a colossal dickhead in the making, which was swiftly fulfilled and returned with interest. You idiot. The only person who attracts more disdain is narcissist and plagiarist @JohnnySaucePants who, despite submitting 750+ posts on a British website he hates (and lying about stealing another member's work to impress a chat site full of basement flat-confined cyber dullards), is the one member everyone wishes would swim across shark-infested waters with Pen's giblets stapled to their feet before you. I am sensing a degree of aggression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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