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ChildeHarold

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Takeaway Coffee Carrying Cunts

 

They sail forth in pairs mostly. Cunts sipping through a hole in the plastic lid without pausing or breaking step. Purposefully striding forward in their display of being busy. Busy for non-entities by non-entities. Business before pleasure. No expression of pleasure in the beveridge consumed on foot, en route, would anybody fucking drink wine that way? I can understand a bottle or can of cola or water, though that's pretty juvenile... but not a brewed hot drink? Is it the whole I haven't grown up, I'm still a fucking child, my needs to be instantly satisfied vibe so hyped up in the commercial and advertising world we are literally deep fried in every day? 

Tea or coffee should be savoured sitting down not taken on the hoof. The other thing on display by these peripatetic coffee cunts is their snobbish get outta my way "I'm carrying a cup of coffee" attitude. There is an aura of entitlement in having milked the Costa machine and fed it with dosh the jolly is a bonus. 

It's a fucking shit display of low values and undrinkable coffee by pretentious twats with no depth or culture. 

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5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Takeaway Coffee Carrying Cunts

 

They sail forth in pairs mostly. Cunts sipping through a hole in the plastic lid without pausing or breaking step. Purposefully striding forward in their display of being busy. Busy for non-entities by non-entities. Business before pleasure. No expression of pleasure in the beveridge consumed on foot, en route, would anybody fucking drink wine that way? I can understand a bottle or can of cola or water, though that's pretty juvenile... but not a brewed hot drink? Is it the whole I haven't grown up, I'm still a fucking child, my needs to be instantly satisfied vibe so hyped up in the commercial and advertising world we are literally deep fried in every day? 

Tea or coffee should be savoured sitting down not taken on the hoof. The other thing on display by these peripatetic coffee cunts is their snobbish get outta my way "I'm carrying a cup of coffee" attitude. There is an aura of entitlemxent in having milked the Costa machine and fed it with dosh the jolly is a bonus. 

It's a fucking shit display of low values and undrinkable coffee by pretentious twats with no depth or culture. 

I have to admit, I don't understand why people spend so much of their hard earned money on posh coffee, but this may be due to me being a dinosaur and lower caste morlock who hoards every penny to buy music.  

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1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I have to admit, I don't understand why people spend so much of their hard earned money on posh coffee, but this may be due to me being a dinosaur and lower caste morlock who hoards every penny to buy music.  

There's much we agree about. 

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38 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Takeaway Coffee Carrying Cunts

 

They sail forth in pairs mostly. Cunts sipping through a hole in the plastic lid without pausing or breaking step. Purposefully striding forward in their display of being busy. Busy for non-entities by non-entities. Business before pleasure. No expression of pleasure in the beveridge consumed on foot, en route, would anybody fucking drink wine that way? I can understand a bottle or can of cola or water, though that's pretty juvenile... but not a brewed hot drink? Is it the whole I haven't grown up, I'm still a fucking child, my needs to be instantly satisfied vibe so hyped up in the commercial and advertising world we are literally deep fried in every day? 

Tea or coffee should be savoured sitting down not taken on the hoof. The other thing on display by these peripatetic coffee cunts is their snobbish get outta my way "I'm carrying a cup of coffee" attitude. There is an aura of entitlement in having milked the Costa machine and fed it with dosh the jolly is a bonus. 

It's a fucking shit display of low values and undrinkable coffee by pretentious twats with no depth or culture. 

Repeat bollocks

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