Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Fuck Fatty, i'm knocking him, i'm on the up, just landed a job selling christmas trees although the boss is a bit of a cunt, drives a old clapped out bmw with a M badge superglued on the back, has the grin of Bingo from the banana splits. Come on Edd, we all know @King Billy is a cunt but he’s far from a equal opportunities employer. You certainly won’t be flogging any Norway spruces to Catholics and any cunts with a mick sounding surname. I’d tell the orange wanker to shove him job and pine trees up his arse. Also when roops finds out you’ll get a long finger wagging lecture as to the financial instability of such a seasonal living- she’s told Bally this a dozen times, the insufferable old mare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Come on Edd, we all know @King Billy is a cunt but he’s far from a equal opportunities employer. You certainly won’t be flogging any Norway spruces to Catholics and any cunts with a mick sounding surname. I’d tell the orange wanker to shove him job and pine trees up his arse. Also when roops finds out you’ll get a long finger wagging lecture as to the financial instability of such a seasonal living- she’s told Bally this a dozen times, the insufferable old mare I might as well announce to the membership that Roops and I have bought a house together, searches due back in the 21st of December, hope to move in by March. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I might as well announce to the membership that Roops and I have bought a house together, searches due back in the 21st of December, hope to move in by March. Beautiful, Ed, I'm happy for you both. I take it that only the very top Corner contributors will be receiving a Boxing Day luncheon invite? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Beautiful, Ed, I'm happy for you both. I take it that only the very top Corner contributors will be receiving a Boxing Day luncheon invite? Leftover jerk turkey wings and way past it’s ‘best by’ watermelon pudding. I certainly won’t be going anywhere near it. How many guests could even fit into the back seat of his scrap motor anyway? He’s a fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Leftover jerk turkey wings and way past it’s ‘best by’ watermelon pudding. I certainly won’t be going anywhere near it. How many guests could even fit into the back seat of his scrap motor anyway? He’s a fucking disgrace. No invite for you Rylan fucking Clark. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: No invite for you Rylan fucking Clark. Ed. How has it come to this? Jug Ears and Bucket Cunt have driven a wedge between us. I always thought one of us was better than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 On 18/11/2021 at 16:59, Cuntybaws said: Now I don;t know much about cricket, but my initial thoughts were that this Rafiq character must be a despicable, thin-skinned, chancer who deserved every iota of opprobrium thrown at him, but I'd have been wrong. Based on the breaking news on the BBC website, he is apparently actually a wonderful chap, albeit a bit of a hypocrite, and has actually been posting on the Corner as @ratcum for many years now. Azeem Rafiq apologises for historical anti-Semitic messages @ratcum? You turbut gulch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 On 22/11/2021 at 21:44, King Billy said: Ed. How has it come to this? Jug Ears and Bucket Cunt have driven a wedge between us. I always thought one of us was better than this. It has been a bit grumpy lately Bill, Mood swings, tantrums and lots of crying. Worse at night, it’s like laying next to a radiator in bed, hot flushes a plenty, but that’s my fault for sleeping next to fatty… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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