Stubby Pecker Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 42 minutes ago, Keith Lard said: THE FURRIES? I'd fuck all the fur off her nubile body and drink her watery shite for breakfast. I’ll wager the nearest you’ve ever been to a fanny is when you came out of your mums, and undoubtedly the product of drunken incest You suspect Smyths lurking cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll wager the nearest you’ve ever been to a fanny is when you came out of your mums, and undoubtedly the product of drunken incest You suspect Smyths lurking cunt I still smell of her vaginal fluid. Do you want some of my rancid knob cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 12 minutes ago, Keith Lard said: I still smell of her vaginal fluid. Do you want some of my rancid knob cheese? I’d like to beat your pathetic maggot into Brussels pate with a lump hammer then take a steaming dump in your stupid fucking mouth. Then set you alight Drink drain cleaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to beat your pathetic maggot into Brussels pate with a lump hammer then take a steaming dump in your stupid fucking mouth. Then set you alight Drink drain cleaner I'm coming down the wye valley next weekend; we should get together, coke, prozzies, go double bubble on my wife's asshole, our shite and spunk mixing together in an erotic milkshake. You up for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 50 minutes ago, Keith Lard said: I'm coming down the wye valley next weekend; we should get together, coke, prozzies, go double bubble on my wife's asshole, our shite and spunk mixing together in an erotic milkshake. You up for it? I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: I am You're first reserve then, if Stubby doesn't fancy licking my stepfather's shite off my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 13 minutes ago, Keith Lard said: You're first reserve then, if Stubby doesn't fancy licking my stepfather's shite off my dick. 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: I am definitely not interested thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll wager the nearest you’ve ever been to a fanny is when you came out of your mums, and undoubtedly the product of drunken incest You suspect Smyths lurking cunt You seem to have discounted rape out of hand here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course she is. Who else would drink woman-vodka? Ask her about the original Keith Lard... he used to PM her dirty pictures of cartoon animals fucking each other! It was a 'works event', I am self employed. Yes he did send pervy pictures of cartoon animals & stole my Christmas tree crumpet photos. Someone called Jas, fumigated my inbox & no more iffy photos since. Love ProfB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 10 hours ago, Keith Lard said: I'm coming down the wye valley next weekend; we should get together, coke, prozzies, go double bubble on my wife's asshole, our shite and spunk mixing together in an erotic milkshake. You up for it? Keith Lard wouldn't have a wife. You've got 24 hours to drop the 4th rate Keith Lard act as I think this will lead to trouble. Drop the name and avatar and cease using other Corner characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Keith Lard wouldn't have a wife. You've got 24 hours to drop the 4th rate Keith Lard act as I think this will lead to trouble. Drop the name and avatar and cease using other Corner characters. I'd love to, but the software don't allow it. I've made more than 3 name changes in a month so I'm stuck this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 28 minutes ago, Keith Lard said: I'd love to, but the software don't allow it. I've made more than 3 name changes in a month so I'm stuck this way. That's a nice tie, mullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 45 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: I'd love to, but the software don't allow it. I've made more than 3 name changes in a month so I'm stuck this way. I've overruled the system software and reverted your account to the original name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I've overruled the system software and reverted your account to the original name. I quite like the deliberate use of 'Jean' in place of 'Gene'. Presumably to annoy him. Tell us who he really is. I know you fucking know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I quite like the deliberate use of 'Jean' in place of 'Gene'. Presumably to annoy him. Tell us who he really is. I know you fucking know. Not at all, since my reassignment surgery it's more than appropriate. Who am I Eric? I'll narrow it down for you: Eddie Bedbug Frank Quincy Cockfingers Gurt Roadkill I am one of the above, see if you can guess - as an added incentive, if you guess correctly I'll festoon you with likes. Edited January 20, 2022 by DCI Jean Cunt You're only allowed one guess for the likes to apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 21 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Not at all, since my reassignment surgery it's more than appropriate. Who am I Eric? I'll narrow it down for you: Eddie Bedbug Frank Quincy Cockfingers Gurt Roadkill I am one of the above, see if you can guess - as an added incentive, if you guess correctly I'll festoon you with likes. Hello Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: Hello Frank. Unfortunately, due to the daily likes quota restrictions, the game can only be played by young eric. But thank you for your interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Unfortunately, due to the daily likes quota restrictions, the game can only be played by young eric. But thank you for your interest. No worries RK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Not at all, since my reassignment surgery it's more than appropriate. Who am I Eric? I'll narrow it down for you: Eddie Bedbug Frank Quincy Cockfingers Gurt Roadkill I am one of the above, see if you can guess - as an added incentive, if you guess correctly I'll festoon you with likes. Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Not at all, since my reassignment surgery it's more than appropriate. Who am I Eric? I'll narrow it down for you: Eddie Bedbug Frank Quincy Cockfingers Gurt Roadkill I am one of the above, see if you can guess - as an added incentive, if you guess correctly I'll festoon you with likes. Although the inclusion of Roadkill is perplexing in light of a recent communique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 19 hours ago, Goober said: You seem to have discounted rape out of hand here. Unlikely His fliddy arms couldn’t grasp the weakest of victims. I hope he bumps into Neil after a few pints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jazz oooooh, I'm afraid we can't take that as an answer Eric. But thanks for playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unlikely His fliddy arms couldn’t grasp the weakest of victims. I hope he bumps into Neil after a few pints I can't see him forgetting that cherry popping experience in a hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 22 minutes ago, Goober said: I can't see him forgetting that cherry popping experience in a hurry. Strapped to a filthy mattress in the back of Neil’s van whilst being furiously back scuttled would the least of his worries Its the shovel over the head and new subterranean patio home which would be the real problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Strapped to a filthy mattress in the back of Neil’s van whilst being furiously back scuttled would the least of his worries Its the shovel over the head and new subterranean patio home which would be the real problem After the former, one suspects the latter would be blessed relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.