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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

He’s chosen to play the grammar game with me. I thought I’d highlight his faux pas. You’ve got the wrong end of the stick…again!

I have absolutely no desire to be dragged into your little grammar tiff. Either as the target, or as your little backup bitch.

The way you just slide up to the next punter you think you can get on your side... I get it that we all do it to some extent, but you're so fucking greasy about it. And you do it for the smallest pissing thing! Its creepy!

Just tell him to get fucked if he's pissed you off! Every fucking encounter doesn't have to be a intricate plot of sucking up and temporary alliance building.

Jesus fucking Christ. Do you hear voices or some shit?

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Just now, Roadkill said:

I have absolutely no desire to be dragged into your little grammar tiff. Either as the target, or as your little backup bitch.

The way you just slide up to the next punter you think you can get on your side... I get it that we all do it to some extent, but you're so fucking greasy about it. And you do it for the smallest pissing thing! Its creepy!

Just tell him to get fucked if he's pissed you off! Every fucking encounter doesn't have to be a intricate plot of sucking up and temporary alliance building.

Jesus fucking Christ. Do you hear voices or some shit?

Get fucked…pissed-up Coalyokel Cunt.

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55 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I think I've done OK so far. You wouldn't understand a fucking word I say in person due to the accent. Do you know how difficult it is to get every written word right, all the time, when it doesn't even sound like how you speak despite being your native language?

Being a Geordie is basically a disability. Show some fucking compassion.

Geordie chappies have a habit of popping up in the most unexpected places Killer. I find this somewhat disconcerting when holidaying with Frau Rat. Why don't they simply stay in their traditional hunting grounds and shout words like 'toon' and 'Bobby Robson'? 

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Just now, ratcum said:

Geordie chappies have a habit of popping up in the most unexpected places Killer. I find this somewhat disconcerting when holidaying with Frau Rat. Why don't they simply stay in their traditional hunting grounds and shout words like 'toon' and 'Bobby Robson'? 

Nobody wants to see you on here anymore. You should leave. 

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2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m fucking telepathic now am I? Keep chewing your baccy and mind your half-jock beak.

We're literally having an argument generated from the reply of another punter to a comment written by myself. Then here comes spastic DC, propeller hat spinning "Ooh! Ooh! RK! He did the same to me, RK! Let's get him, RK! BFFs 4eva, RK!"

No. Go fuck yourself. Shove your outrage up your arse.

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Just now, Roadkill said:

We're literally having an argument generated from the reply of another punter to a comment written by myself. Then here comes spastic DC, propeller hat spinning "Ooh! Ooh! RK! He did the same to me, RK! Let's get him, RK! BFFs 4eva, RK!"

No. Go fuck yourself. Shove your outrage up your arse.

Utterly fucking clueless. You don’t do subtlety don’t you? Geordies eh? Living proof that 2000 years ago a pissed up dwarf jock scrambled over Hadrian’s Wall and raped a donkey. Bumpkin cunt.

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6 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Geordie chappies have a habit of popping up in the most unexpected places Killer. I find this somewhat disconcerting when holidaying with Frau Rat. Why don't they simply stay in their traditional hunting grounds and shout words like 'toon' and 'Bobby Robson'? 

They're probably migrating to empty their egg sacs.

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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

We're literally having an argument generated from the reply of another punter to a comment written by myself. Then here comes spastic DC, propeller hat spinning "Ooh! Ooh! RK! He did the same to me, RK! Let's get him, RK! BFFs 4eva, RK!"

No. Go fuck yourself. Shove your outrage up your arse.

He's frustrated and appears upset with the entire board. I wouldn't give the creep the time of day. Night x

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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Utterly fucking clueless. You don’t do subtlety don’t you? Geordies eh? Living proof that 2000 years ago a pissed up dwarf jock scrambled over Hadrian’s Wall and raped a donkey. Bumpkin cunt.

And this is another thing: once someone tells you to fuck off, you get so fucking angry about it. Listen, you manic little shit stain, I've said what I had to say. I'm not going to stay here all night feeding whatever fucking brain disorder you have by trading generic insults with you. You're sick. Get off this site and get help.

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6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

We're literally having an argument generated from the reply of another punter to a comment written by myself. Then here comes spastic DC, propeller hat spinning "Ooh! Ooh! RK! He did the same to me, RK! Let's get him, RK! BFFs 4eva, RK!"

No. Go fuck yourself. Shove your outrage up your arse.

The spastic tried to goad me in to more shit with duckie...i'm trying to calm myself and this crystal-meth-bacardi-drinking-cunt is stirring the piss pot.

Don't think he has anything better to do...maybe he should read some books.

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Just now, Roadkill said:

And this is another thing: once someone tells you to fuck off, you get so fucking angry about it. Listen, you manic little shit stain, I've said what I had to say. I'm not going to stay here all night feeding whatever fucking brain disorder you have by trading generic insults with you. You're sick. Get off this site and get help.

You’ve pulled this ‘phoney misinterpretation’ fake fury before. You’re not getting away with it again you jumped-up inbred. Make your own way up the LB if it’s important to you (remember what happened last time you pulled this bollocks?) Now fuck off to the stable and get your head down. I’ll see you tomorrow.

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4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

The spastic tried to goad me in to more shit with duckie...i'm trying to calm myself and this crystal-meth-bacardi-drinking-cunt is stirring the piss pot.

Don't think he has anything better to do...maybe he should read some books.

Snivel, snivel.

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23 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Was relevant to the shit you tried to pull the other day with me...i have said my piece, now fuck off and get on with it.

 

Bend, you'll agree that I've taken a bit of a pasting on here in recent years. Generally I try my best to entertain and keep ahead of the game.. I take it all on the chin. If I'm being honest I'm probably not half as clever as people assume. However, I've been around long enough to know when some cunt's about to turn on me. The spiteful comments fired in my direction by certain members this evening have almost ALL been 'liked' by you. Why would you do that? 

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25 minutes ago, Frank said:

Bend, you'll agree that I've taken a bit of a pasting on here in recent years. Generally I try my best to entertain and keep ahead of the game.. I take it all on the chin. If I'm being honest I'm probably not half as clever as people assume. However, I've been around long enough to know when some cunt's about to turn on me. The spiteful comments fired in my direction by certain members this evening have almost ALL been 'liked' by you. Why would you do that? 

Nothing personal Frank, if i liked something, it's because it made me laugh, i don't play favorites Frank, you know that..besides i liked your comment as well.

I do believe you're still entertaining, i'll probably get stick for saying that off the other saps but my skin is as thick as my skull...and as everyone keeps telling me, that's fucking thick.

We should just laugh at ourselves Frankie, the simulation just keeps giving.

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