New Cunt here

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Against Perrie Mans in ‘78, if I’m not mistaken. Two points for a cannon on a red, double-cushion black ball re-spot and the old ‘bed of rice’ check-side rule. Fabulous! 

Frank, you clearly know your snooker. Out of interest, what's your highest break?

[Frank]

13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Frank, you clearly know your snooker. Out of interest, what's your highest break?

I’m more of an armchair player these days, Raasters. I used to enjoy the odd frame with my old man Mitch in the eighties over at Ron Gross. Back in the day my best break was 46 - three blacks and two blues. 

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

55 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Very interesting.

Nuts are weeeeeeee....

[Eddie]

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m more of an armchair player these days, Raasters. I used to enjoy the odd frame with my old man Mitch in the eighties over at Ron Gross. Back in the day my best break was 46 - three blacks and two blues. 

Frank don’t your bore yourself typing out this  shit? 

[Prints Harry]

6 hours ago, Lucy said:

Yeah, it took him three days to saw through the link on those handcuffs with a blunt nail file.

I thought that he bit through whem with his stainless steel teeth.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

29 minutes ago, Frank said:

Against Perrie Mans in ‘78, if I’m not mistaken. Two points for a cannon on a red, double-cushion black ball re-spot and the old ‘bed of rice’ check-side rule. Fabulous! 

I recall that well. He swept Michaela Tabb onto the baize, making love to her under the watchful gaze of Fred Davis and John Pulman.

Lovely night, wasn't a dry eye in the house.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

8 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Frank don’t your bore yourself typing out this  shit? 

No.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

29 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m more of an armchair player these days, Raasters. I used to enjoy the odd frame with my old man Mitch in the eighties over at Ron Gross. Back in the day my best break was 46 - three blacks and two blues. 

I used to play in Rileys Shepherd's Bush (west 12) and I'll tell you what Frank, I was a natural, could have been professional if I'd stuck at it in my youth. I'd easily put your 36 break to shame. 

[Snowy]

3 hours ago, Frank said:

Snowy I’ve just been to the flicks in Brunswick Square to see the best film of the year so far.. As Bestas (The Beasts). I want you to watch it and report back to me by the weekend. 

I haven't seen this particular film noir ,but I highly recommended a film I watched The Banshee's of Inishirin.

It's an Oscar worthy film about an idiot and his stupid friend who he hates ,the idiot even had a donkey who he loved so much ,kind of like his own breed of dog I guess.

He aspired to be what his friend was, but he was just an idiot.

It's a very good film .

If you're into your French films I highly suggest irréversible,the beginning scene with the man smashing a fire hydrant into another mans face is oddly satisfying.

Now I know what you're thinking Frank he's gonna take the easy option and use this as a metaphor for what he would like to do to me, au contraire its how I would like to go out instead of the Rocky theme every time you do it .

 

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I used to play in Rileys Shepherd's Bush (west 12) and I'll tell you what Frank, I was a natural, could have been professional if I'd stuck at it in my youth. I'd easily put your 36 break to shame. 

I'll wager you had your brown potted regularly on Shepherds Bush Green.

Lolololll.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

11 minutes ago, Snowy said:

I haven't seen this particular film noir ,but I highly recommended a film I watched The Banshee's of Inishirin.

It's an Oscar worthy film about an idiot and his stupid friend who he hates ,the idiot even had a donkey who he loved so much ,kind of like his own breed of dog I guess.

He aspired to be what his friend was, but he was just an idiot.

It's a very good film .

If you're into your French films I highly suggest irréversible,the beginning scene with the man smashing a fire hydrant into another mans face is oddly satisfying.

Now I know what you're thinking Frank he's gonna take the easy option and use this as a metaphor for what he would like to do to me, au contraire its how I would like to go out instead of the Rocky theme every time you do it .

 

That was almost in English. Are you ill?

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Sue R Pipe said:

That was almost in English. Are you ill?

Is that you @Dyslexic cnut? You’ve been reminding me of the celeb fingering scouser all day.

[Snowy]

4 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

That was almost in English. Are you ill?

Have I ever told you that I'm not really a bin man?

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

1 minute ago, Snowy said:

Have I ever told you that I'm not really a bin man?

No. What do you do for a living then?

[Snowy]

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The photo of yourself and Albert, with Frank pulling the cart along, is your defining moment. Your own ‘Walnut-a-Head’. 

Theres enough juice in my old bones to maybe have a second wind Young Eric.

I will survey and get back to you.

[Snowy]

Just now, Sue R Pipe said:

No. What do you do for a living then?

Estate agent

[Frank]

16 minutes ago, Snowy said:

I haven't seen this particular film noir ,but I highly recommended a film I watched The Banshee's of Inishirin.

It's an Oscar worthy film about an idiot and his stupid friend who he hates ,the idiot even had a donkey who he loved so much ,kind of like his own breed of dog I guess.

He aspired to be what his friend was, but he was just an idiot.

It's a very good film .

If you're into your French films I highly suggest irréversible,the beginning scene with the man smashing a fire hydrant into another mans face is oddly satisfying.

Now I know what you're thinking Frank he's gonna take the easy option and use this as a metaphor for what he would like to do to me, au contraire its how I would like to go out instead of the Rocky theme every time you do it .

 

Not the best synopsis I’ve read on Banshees, Snowey. Tell me what that film is really about, dipshit? 

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

1 minute ago, Snowy said:

Estate agent

Sales or Rental Management?

[Snowy]

Just now, Frank said:

Not the best synopsis I’ve read on Banshees, Snowey. Tell me what that film is really about, dipshit? 

Not the best spelling of Snowy either ?

Give me ten reasons why the spaghetti junction passing  from the town centre to Erdington was built as it was.

If you go the one route theres even a picture of the Kray twins as you come out of it on one of the pillars,who drew this?

[Snowy]

4 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

Sales or Rental Management?

Hush the adults are talking ,I'll keep you posted.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

Just now, Snowy said:

Hush the adults are talking ,I'll keep you posted.

What are your thoughts on the possible repeal of s.21 no fault evictions? Cmon thicko, let's see if you pass magical mustard.

[Snowy]

1 minute ago, Sue R Pipe said:

What are your thoughts on the possible repeal of s.21 no fault evictions? Cmon thicko, let's see if you pass magical mustard.

When has this been about me not being thick ,thats my whole stick,I'm a binman see .

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

Just now, Snowy said:

When has this been about me not being thick ,thats my whole stick,I'm a binman see .

Would you like some of my stick? 

[Snowy]

Just now, Sue R Pipe said:

Would you like some of my stick? 

Ok we got on the wrong foot ,I get it you want to take down someone you perceive as lower than yourself.

Can I offer you and olive branch?

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

1 minute ago, Snowy said:

Ok we got on the wrong foot ,I get it you want to take down someone you perceive as lower than yourself.

Can I offer you and olive branch?

No wrong foot or taking down intended snowman. I'm just bored and looking for shits n giggles in the evening.

Branch accepted.