Neil Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 Some poor cunt whilst out shopping has a heart attack but manages to phone an ambulance to tell them and that he's in an Aldi car park in Norwich. 5 hours later the ambulance arrives to find him dead in his car. Two things to glean from this, the NHS is absolutely fucking fucked and if you're gonna croak it when your shopping then go to Waitrose as there's more chance that they might give a shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Some poor cunt whilst out shopping has a heart attack but manages to phone an ambulance to tell them and that he's in an Aldi car park in Norwich. 5 hours later the ambulance arrives to find him dead in his car. Two things to glean from this, the NHS is absolutely fucking fucked and if you're gonna croak it when your shopping then go to Waitrose as there's more chance that they might give a shit. Strange that you're only allowed 2 or 3 hours parking at those car parks. Wouldn't surprise me if the poor cunt gets an 'Intent to prosecute' through the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Some poor cunt whilst out shopping has a heart attack but manages to phone an ambulance to tell them and that he's in an Aldi car park in Norwich. 5 hours later the ambulance arrives to find him dead in his car. Two things to glean from this, the NHS is absolutely fucking fucked and if you're gonna croak it when your shopping then go to Waitrose as there's more chance that they might give a shit. It speaks volumes about the state of the NHS. If only the stupid cunt had left his van and waved his cock about in the fruit and veg aisle, the old bill would have been there within minutes and taken him to hospital. It's come to something when you have to expose your genitals in public in order to get medical attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 If the Norfolk ambulance service had younger horses, this might have been avoided. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: It speaks volumes about the state of the NHS. If only the stupid cunt had left his van and waved his cock about in the fruit and veg aisle, the old bill would have been there within minutes and taken him to hospital. It's come to something when you have to expose your genitals in public in order to get medical attention. Is that going to be your next excuse, Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If the Norfolk ambulance service had younger horses, this might have been avoided. Is Norfolk a real place? I’ve always assumed it was one of those made up locations like Newcastle or Scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 On 05/04/2023 at 19:44, Decimus said: It's come to something when you have to expose your genitals in public in order to get medical attention. That's what you usually do when you want something, so no problem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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