Who wants to live forever?

[Last Cunt Standing]

16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

When I was in Kalgoorlie it was 46 cunting degrees. All that’s there is a massive hole in the ground, topless barmaids and dozens of pissed up natives lying around 

You say it like it’s a bad thing. “Massive hole in the ground” is surprisingly popular with the over-amorous miners after a skinful of Swan lager. The 6 hour train journey from Perth is world class. 

Anyway, fuck all that Stubbs. Ashes year once again. Bazball on home turf. The Aussie press make England favourites, lots of waxing lyrical about Jimmy and his swansong, and the Cricket Gods liking a “story”. What say you?

[Last Cunt Standing]

On 11/04/2023 at 22:42, Dyslexic cnut said:

I smell one of two things here. (1) you were at a boarding school. (2) you’re telling fibs.

I know we live in a binary age, DC, but for the love of God can’t you think of another explanation?

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

You say it like it’s a bad thing. “Massive hole in the ground” is surprisingly popular with the over-amorous miners after a skinful of Swan lager. The 6 hour train journey from Perth is world class. 

Anyway, fuck all that Stubbs. Ashes year once again. Bazball on home turf. The Aussie press make England favourites, lots of waxing lyrical about Jimmy and his swansong, and the Cricket Gods liking a “story”. What say you?

 England are clearly favourites due to our at least 10 back up pace bowlers and the Aussies shear ineptitude of batting in English conditions.

As for Anderson, win or loose, he won’t be retiring until he’s good a ready. When he does, he’ll probably announce it on a grey November afternoon in Burnley.

[King Billy]

On 11/04/2023 at 14:20, Dyslexic cnut said:

So, you’re a Manc? No wonder you fucked off.

Good timing tbh, with the Shipman case closed and all those GMP detectives sniffing around looking for the rest of his NHS death squad. OZ is the logical place for a maniacal lunatic to blend into the crowd unnoticed.