Witheredscrote Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 Could you live forever? Experts claim humans could achieve IMMORTALITY by 2030 - and one futurist even says we'll be able to attend our own FUNERALS in a new body An ex-Google engineer said he thinks humans will achieve immortality by 2030 MailOnline takes a look at the strangest ways we could attain eternal life These include reanimating the brain and uploading our minds to the cloud What an awful fucking thought. It is only hoping that Frank is going to die of cancer very soon,that keeps me going. On the bright side, reanimating the brain will be a no-no for Drew. The cunt hasn't got one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Could you live forever? Experts claim humans could achieve IMMORTALITY by 2030 - and one futurist even says we'll be able to attend our own FUNERALS in a new body An ex-Google engineer said he thinks humans will achieve immortality by 2030 MailOnline takes a look at the strangest ways we could attain eternal life These include reanimating the brain and uploading our minds to the cloud What an awful fucking thought. It is only hoping that Frank is going to die of cancer very soon,that keeps me going. On the bright side, reanimating the brain will be a no-no for Drew. The cunt hasn't got one. Never mind that shit. I’ve just looked on the CC twitter thing and there’s only one picture. And it’s Diane Abbott. How revolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 Not me,fuck that. I'm waiting for the Grim Reaper to put me out of my misery. The world is fucked and full of cunts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 What the fuck is this Google cunt on about Withers? @Penny Farthing has got to be immortal... The cunt is at least 401 year's old and after my best (and many others here) attempts to kill the cunt, the cunt will not die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Neil said: Not me,fuck that. I'm waiting for the Grim Reaper to put me out of my misery. The world is fucked and full of cunts. I hope that you get your wish by proxy for Raas Claat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 5 hours ago, Neil said: Not me,fuck that. I'm waiting for the Grim Reaper to put me out of my misery. The world is fucked and full of cunts. Newsflash: A man has been found dead of knife wounds in the back of a grotty Bedford Rascal. Police believe that he was stabbed multiple times by a prostitute who was snatched off the street nearby. Manacles, handcuffs, rope and bottles of chloroform were found in the back. A police spokesperson said that the vehicle smelt of excrement and urine and the interior stained with dried blood and unidentifiable substance "the sarge reckons its jizz" said the spokesperson, with a chortle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 Is this some WEF gameshow and our host is Bond villain klaus schwab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Penny Farthing has got to be immortal... The cunt is at least 401 year's old It’s only the puberty blockers that keep him alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I hope that you get your wish by proxy for Raas Claat. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 @Witheredscrote you grumpy half French cunt, Easter greetings... I only ate fish on Friday and will having organic Welsh Lamb today, what have/will you be eating in celebration of this special occasion? E Pluribus Unum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Newsflash: A man has been found dead of knife wounds in the back of a grotty Bedford Rascal. Police believe that he was stabbed multiple times by a prostitute who was snatched off the street nearby. Manacles, handcuffs, rope and bottles of chloroform were found in the back. A police spokesperson said that the vehicle smelt of excrement and urine and the interior stained with dried blood and unidentifiable substance "the sarge reckons its jizz" said the spokesperson, with a chortle. You stupid fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 12 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Is this some WEF gameshow and our host is Bond villain klaus schwab. These wankers are dead serious about it and have been working on the system for a long time. As long as the cunts are stuck in a bio hard drive which can then be fed to the pigs, I am all for it. https://www.gearrice.com/update/the-hard-drive-of-immortality-is-in-space-and-contains-the-dna-of-the-great-geniuses-of-our-history/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Witheredscrote you grumpy half French cunt, Easter greetings... I only ate fish on Friday and will having organic Welsh Lamb today, what have/will you be eating in celebration of this special occasion? E Pluribus Unum. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 There can be only one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 17 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I hope that you get your wish by proxy for Raas Claat. Will your donor cock outlive you do you think, Pen? What kind of warranty did you get with it? You hefty-helmeted harridan…enjoy your Fray Bentos Easter Sunday dinner for one. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 52 minutes ago, White Cunt said: These wankers are dead serious about it and have been working on the system for a long time. As long as the cunts are stuck in a bio hard drive which can then be fed to the pigs, I am all for it. https://www.gearrice.com/update/the-hard-drive-of-immortality-is-in-space-and-contains-the-dna-of-the-great-geniuses-of-our-history/ There's an obvious irony in the story its author seems to have missed, in as much as Stephen Hawking's name on the 'Immortality Drive' also includes the same DNA which eventually led to his death from an irreversible neurodegenerative disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 42 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off. In Deo Speramus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 21 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Could you live forever? Experts claim humans could achieve IMMORTALITY by 2030 - and one futurist even says we'll be able to attend our own FUNERALS in a new body An ex-Google engineer said he thinks humans will achieve immortality by 2030 MailOnline takes a look at the strangest ways we could attain eternal life These include reanimating the brain and uploading our minds to the cloud What an awful fucking thought. It is only hoping that Frank is going to die of cancer very soon,that keeps me going. On the bright side, reanimating the brain will be a no-no for Drew. The cunt hasn't got one. What the fuck is this shit? And why the bold font? It makes you look exactly like the site's other Speak & Spell spastic, who also does it because their wordsmithery is so limited they try to add emphasis with bigger, bolder lettering. Weak, shit nom. Fuck off, you le syndrome de Down cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: You stupid fucking cunt. Hey Eddie, is it true black people wear white gloves to the cinema so they don't bite their fingers when eating their choc ice in the dark? Asking for a friend. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hey Eddie, is it true black people wear white gloves to the cinema so they can see their choc ice in the dark? Asking for a friend. You should know the answer CG, don't you remember sucking off Winston in the Peckamplex Cinema, Peckham? Easter greetings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You should know the answer CG, don't you remember sucking off Winston in the Peckamplex Cinema, Peckham? Easter greetings. Oh that's what it was. I thought that pepperami was a bit salty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh that's what it was. I thought that pepperami was a bit salty. Being of no doubt Catholic ancestors CG, can you not show a bit of respect on this holy day as opposed to this vulgar behaviour? Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 23 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Could you live forever? Experts claim humans could achieve IMMORTALITY by 2030 - and one futurist even says we'll be able to attend our own FUNERALS in a new body An ex-Google engineer said he thinks humans will achieve immortality by 2030 MailOnline takes a look at the strangest ways we could attain eternal life These include reanimating the brain and uploading our minds to the cloud What an awful fucking thought. It is only hoping that Frank is going to die of cancer very soon,that keeps me going. On the bright side, reanimating the brain will be a no-no for Drew. The cunt hasn't got one. Withers, this reads like the blog of some virgin who is utterly convinced that the megalodon still exists. Shove your shark tooth necklace and first edition copy of 'Chariots of The Gods?' up your pseudoscientific, fucking arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hey Eddie, is it true black people wear white gloves to the cinema so they don't bite their fingers when eating their choc ice in the dark? Asking for a friend. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Reported. Answer the question Eddie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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