Mike Hunt Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 I got directed to a fucking Oprah site after reading about Tom Cruise (an equally worthy cunt who failed to act like an adult in the presence of Spielberg, so no War of the Worlds 2 for him). His behaviour on that programme (he was in love apparently) was more unfunny and ape-worthy than an individual well known for promoting sleep in a budget hotel chain. However, it's the studio audience that are the labia majora here. With their behaviour you'd think they had a combined mental age of 8 and when they set eyes on Cruise there wasn't a dry seat in the house. And these specimens want to be treated with respect as equals with men? But it's not just the US - Mrs Hunt watches the lunchtime panel of butt ugly, shallow bints with verbal diarrhoea who know fuck all about a lot aka Loose Whores. The audience there faithfully obey the floor manager by doing pathetic UK attempts at US whooping on cue and kill themselves laughing at the least amusing thing you'll ever hear, which usually involves the tiny dick size of the panel's partner for being unable to get a hard-on, but they don't realise it's medically impossible unless they're off their face and have got a bag over their head. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrvuu9 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 40 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I got directed to a fucking Oprah site after reading about Tom Cruise (an equally worthy cunt who failed to act like an adult in the presence of Spielberg, so no War of the Worlds 2 for him). His behaviour on that programme (he was in love apparently) was more unfunny and ape-worthy than an individual well known for promoting sleep in a budget hotel chain. However, it's the studio audience that are the labia majora here. With their behaviour you'd think they had a combined mental age of 8 and when they set eyes on Cruise there wasn't a dry seat in the house. And these specimens want to be treated with respect as equals with men? But it's not just the US - Mrs Hunt watches the lunchtime panel of butt ugly, shallow bints with verbal diarrhoea who know fuck all about a lot aka Loose Whores. The audience there faithfully obey the floor manager by doing pathetic UK attempts at US whooping on cue and kill themselves laughing at the least amusing thing you'll ever hear, which usually involves the tiny dick size of the panel's partner for being unable to get a hard-on, but they don't realise it's medically impossible unless they're off their face and have got a bag over their head. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrvuu9 As soon as (Too) Loose Cunts comes on its like cancer for my knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 50 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: As soon as (Too) Loose Cunts comes on its like cancer for my knob. I had it worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I had it worse. Radio or Chemo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: Radio or Chemo? Both. Then amputation. There was a 6’6” woman in a British Rail uniform smiling when I came around too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Both. Then amputation. There was a 6’6” woman in a British Rail uniform smiling when I came around too. Ouch! I feel your pain brother. Train journeys - not as good as they used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Tommy Tankful said: Ouch! I feel your pain brother. Train journeys - not as good as they used to be. You’ll feel your own if you call me that again…cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’ll feel your own if you call me that again…cunt. Why, did yours molest you or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’ll feel your own if you call me that again…cunt. 2 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: Why, did yours molest you or something? Alright lads. I expect a dirty, nasty fight. Only blows below the belt and spit out those fucking mouth pieces so we can see some ears ripped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Alright lads. I expect a dirty, nasty fight. Only blows below the belt and spit out those fucking mouth pieces so we can see some ears ripped off. I'll get the popcorn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 57 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: Why, did yours molest you or something? Brilliant…etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 I smell a sewer pipe, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Brilliant…etc. It's true isn't it, spit roasted by your brother and stepfather, still blind in one eye from all the cumshots. Scum. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I smell a sewer pipe, maybe. Laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 47 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: It's true isn't it, spit roasted by your brother and stepfather, still blind in one eye from all the cumshots. Scum. Have a nice day. Cya. Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Alright lads. I expect a dirty, nasty fight. Only blows below the belt and spit out those fucking mouth pieces so we can see some ears ripped off. Well…that was quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Well…that was quick. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll get the popcorn I take it you got an XXXXL bag, you clothes-peg whittling minx? Did you go salty or sweet? Killa hasn’t lost his shit-stirring touch…and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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