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Penny Farthing

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On 17/04/2023 at 10:00, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Didn't you have a fly or something as your avatar background when you were called... whatever the fuck it was? So flies are ok but ticks are not? We are all Gods creation and they're trying to survive, what wrong with that? Try having a wash before taking the dog for a walk and you may fare better.  

She gave up on fly photography after an unfortunate incident whilst photographing some butterflies. She was attacked by enraged millenial caterpillars, jealous of the attention their parents were receiving.

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On 17/04/2023 at 09:13, Penny Farthing said:

I take my neighbour's labrador for a nice country walk and when we get back home he is scratching away and I find that there are two of these bastard evil little fucking blood sucking insects on him. Totally fucking evil and waiting there in the undergrowth to jump on any passing animal or human.

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You’ve spelled dicks wrong.

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16 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Banal creep shit-sniffing crank.

 

Out of all the films that Clint's made, it's weird that you'd remember that particular scene, makes me wonder how many times it provoked a stiffy...🥒💦

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1 hour ago, and said:

Out of all the films that Clint's made, it's weird that you'd remember that particular scene, makes me wonder how many times it provoked a stiffy...🥒💦

As that is the only one that he mentions dog shit, then it really was easy narrowing down something thats fit your needs. No need to thank me for providing material for your mid-afternoon wank.

Fuck off.

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