Mike Hunt Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 This highly suspect Steve Wright lookalike failed to get the Fairy Godmother job and presumably started throwing tantrums, so in order to be inclusive they created an assistant fairy role just for him/her/it. Needless to say there were a fair few 'moms' who weren't easily fooled by the moustache and called out the creepy cunt. Which got me thinking. If I was the boss of this humble outlet feeling underpaid and overworked with zero benefits and looking to get back at DW, first thing I'd do is lure the real Steve Wright out of retirement, tache and paunch intact, with the promise of continuing to be a fucking fairy in the afternoon between 2-5 telling shit jokes with the added bonus of helping little ones in and out of the changing room. Then on day 2 report that cunt to the media as well. https://amp.lbc.co.uk/news/male-disneyland-employee-fairy-godmothers-apprentice-bibbidi-bobbidi-boutique/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 I imagine that Disneyworld employs a lot of fairies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I imagine that Disneyworld employs a lot of fairies. Not sure on Disney World but there’s a fucking shed load on this corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 Any cunt who even wishes to visit a ‘Bibbidi-Bobbidi Boutique’ should be flayed alive with a blunt Stilson wrench. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any cunt who even wishes to visit a ‘Bibbidi-Bobbidi Boutique’ should be flayed alive with a blunt Stilson wrench. You’ve been away on a plumbing course haven’t you Eric? I knew you weren’t really dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: You’ve been away on a plumbing course haven’t you Eric? I knew you weren’t really dead. And there’s me thinking there was a god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 On 01/06/2023 at 20:16, Mike Hunt said: This highly suspect Steve Wright lookalike failed to get the Fairy Godmother job and presumably started throwing tantrums, so in order to be inclusive they created an assistant fairy role just for him/her/it. Needless to say there were a fair few 'moms' who weren't easily fooled by the moustache and called out the creepy cunt. Which got me thinking. If I was the boss of this humble outlet feeling underpaid and overworked with zero benefits and looking to get back at DW, first thing I'd do is lure the real Steve Wright out of retirement, tache and paunch intact, with the promise of continuing to be a fucking fairy in the afternoon between 2-5 telling shit jokes with the added bonus of helping little ones in and out of the changing room. Then on day 2 report that cunt to the media as well. https://amp.lbc.co.uk/news/male-disneyland-employee-fairy-godmothers-apprentice-bibbidi-bobbidi-boutique/ Looks like the keyboard player from Soft Cell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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