Old fart Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 As far as I can see, this great King went into battle, lost, ran away, hid in some peasants dwelling then burnt his cake......I hereby rename him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 Bernard Cornwell made it all up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bernard Cornwell made it all up. The ‘Greasy strangler’. He made it up walking on the beach just looking at the peaches. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 13 hours ago, Old fart said: As far as I can see, this great King went into battle, lost, ran away, hid in some peasants dwelling then burnt his cake......I hereby rename him What’s it all about Alfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 16 hours ago, King Billy said: The ‘Greasy strangler’. He made it up walking on the beach just looking at the peaches. They said he was jet black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: They said he was jet black. Golden Brown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Golden Brown. Gordon Brown was a 1-eyed Scottish fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 On 06/06/2023 at 11:14, Old fart said: As far as I can see, this great King went into battle, lost, ran away, hid in some peasants dwelling then burnt his cake......I hereby rename him Old fart, have you thought about asking @Penny Farthing for its 1st hand account of what went on with Alfred? Pen was around 41 years old at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: Gordon Brown was a 1-eyed Scottish fuck. I'm talking about his half-Chinese blother (or brothel). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2023 Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 21 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I'm talking about his half-Chinese blother (or brothel). No one even remotely connected to Pen would be allowed into any of my brothels. If I ran an abattoir I’d invite Pen in and let the slaughterman practice on the cunt with the bolt gun and electric saw. That fucking enormous trouser snake of his would be a fucking days work in itself to chop up into cow sized pieces though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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