Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 Due to take off today at 1600 hours for a trip into eternity. One daft 80 years old cunt has waited 18 years for this trip. https://www.itv.com/news/2023-08-09/virgin-galactic-set-to-launch-its-first-space-tourism-flight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Due to take off today at 1600 hours for a trip into eternity. One daft 80 years old cunt has waited 18 years for this trip. https://www.itv.com/news/2023-08-09/virgin-galactic-set-to-launch-its-first-space-tourism-flight I wonder how he feels about hydrophobia if he has to do a crash landing in the Atlantic on his return to earth? Maybe he's still got his certificate for swimming a length at the local baths from when he was a child, that's if the sharks don't get him first, on account of the warming temperature of the sea due to climate change. Typical OAP, no thought for anybody but himself, probably voted for Brexit as well, selfish cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Due to take off today at 1600 hours for a trip into eternity. One daft 80 years old cunt has waited 18 years for this trip. https://www.itv.com/news/2023-08-09/virgin-galactic-set-to-launch-its-first-space-tourism-flight Stupid old cunt. Spent quarter of a million 18 years ago. Almost certainly has been living in poverty as a result ever since. And why? So he can spend twenty minutes looking out of a tiny little window at some stars he could have seen at the planetarium. And it’s not going to be a really good space ship like the ones in Star Trek with laser cannons, photon torpedoes and lots of Worps. No, it’ll be a shit fibreglass one with leaky windows and a stick on dashboard compass from Halfords. Fucking mug cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 When i first saw this nomination, it looked interesting but apon further inspection i find it's a Pen nomination, so i hit the snooze button again. Besides how can this be and how can space flight be a thing, we forget we have a firmament covering the flat earth. Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Besides how can this be and how can space flight be a thing, we forget we have a firmament covering the flat earth. Fuck off Out of likes. The 'Canadian Boyfriend Saga' is up there with some of the best ever moments on here as far as I'm concerned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 39 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Besides how can this be and how can space flight be a thing, we forget we have a firmament covering the flat earth. If you slow down the Apollo moon landing video on a Ferguson camcorder connected to the tele with a set of RGB leads (as I’ve done many times) you can quite clearly see the HOLLYWOOD hills sign behind Neil Armstrongs helmet at least five or six times and David Hasselhoff staring out to sea in his tight red Speedos if you look hard enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: If you slow down the Apollo moon landing video on a Ferguson camcorder connected to the tele with a set of RGB leads (as I’ve done many times) you can quite clearly see the HOLLYWOOD hills sign behind Neil Armstrongs helmet at least five or six times and David Hasselhoff staring out to sea in his tight red Speedos if you look hard enough. Frank and Kubrick, 1969. Abandoned fake footage of an 'alien' utilising pioneering green screen. Filming location, The Admiral Duncan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Out of likes. The 'Canadian Boyfriend Saga' is up there with some of the best ever moments on here as far as I'm concerned. The irony here is that Pen has this mythical belief that i said something about a flat earth but everyone else in the true reality knows i said something along the lines of seeing curvature from my friends decking in Canada..of course i didn't see anything like curvature or flat earth as i was pissed out my brains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: If you slow down the Apollo moon landing video on a Ferguson camcorder connected to the tele with a set of RGB leads (as I’ve done many times) you can quite clearly see the HOLLYWOOD hills sign behind Neil Armstrongs helmet at least five or six times and David Hasselhoff staring out to sea in his tight red Speedos if you look hard enough. I have seen that and there's a tranny next to the Hoff in a see through nightie, i don't know, all that tinfoil, probably where the hats come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 13 hours ago, King Billy said: David Hasselhoff staring out to sea in his tight red Speedos As you say, you've watched that bit of the video many times, is there something you're not telling us?🏳️🌈 Answer the fuckin' question! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 6 hours ago, Zev said: As you say, you've watched that bit of the video many times, is there something you're not telling us?🏳️🌈 Answer the fuckin' question! Keep you fucking smelly conk out of it, you have been warned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 7 hours ago, Zev said: As you say, you've watched that bit of the video many times, is there something you're not telling us?🏳️🌈 Answer the fuckin' question! If I told you everything I know you wouldn’t understand a single word of it. ‘Woof Woof its walkies time’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 20 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: The irony here is that Pen has this mythical belief that i said something about a flat earth Probably misheard you Fends. Flat Earth and fat girth probably sound very similar to a weird old freak of his age holding a huge conch shell to his stinking wax filled ear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 10/08/2023 at 19:48, Jake The Muss said: you have been warned. So many times I've lost count, it still has no effect, stop wasting your breath(or fingertips)🖐️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 10/08/2023 at 13:09, Zev said: As you say, you've watched that bit of the video many times, is there something you're not telling us?🏳️🌈 Answer the fuckin' question! Sniffing lines of coke .. memories of what he has done .. confabulation kicks in then the anger .. same as the coke riddled halfwit from Norfolk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Zev said: So many times I've lost count, it still has no effect, stop wasting your breath(or fingertips)🖐️ You can count ? It has no effect, oh but it does or you wouldn't have replied to me and others. Stupid fucking spastic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Sniffing lines of coke .. memories of what he has done .. confabulation kicks in then the anger .. same as the coke riddled halfwit from Norfolk. Jumping in to show support for your fellow wrong un. Next time you're train spotting, why don't you put your face down near the track as the train is coming, just to get a better look. OK spastic No.2. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Sniffing lines of coke .. memories of what he has done .. confabulation kicks in then the anger .. same as the coke riddled halfwit from Norfolk. I've never had that many drugs that I've forgotten the name of a family member who has died of cancer. Then again, I've never used that as leverage to elicit sympathy from a group of random online strangers because I've got no friends or family. Unlike you. So what is your excuse, you born wrong, freak of fucking nature? I hope that the fictional Fran/Jane/June/Joan/Jean or whatever name you've made up this week died screaming in absolute fucking agony. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 It's patently NOT a trip into eternity and realistically NOT a trip into space but just the top part of the atmosphere. The Russians were putting chimps higher in the 1950s. As for you, you're only jealous cos the geezer is able to make a trip into his bank account which you can't do. Let the guy enjoy his last years without your molestation. If you do molest him tell us all about it on these pages.... 😛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 15 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: You can count ? It has no effect, oh but it does or you wouldn't have replied to me and others. Stupid fucking spastic. The 'art' of conversation, dear boy 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: It's patently NOT a trip into eternity and realistically NOT a trip into space but just the top part of the atmosphere. The Russians were putting chimps higher in the 1950s. As for you, you're only jealous cos the geezer is able to make a trip into his bank account which you can't do. Let the guy enjoy his last years without your molestation. If you do molest him tell us all about it on these pages.... 😛 Shut up you cunt. ©️ @Old Chap Raasclaat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shut up you cunt. ©️ @Old Chap Raasclaat There's plenty of room for cunts like you in space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's plenty of room for cunts like you in space. How do you know how much room there is? From telly? They lied. It’s only as big as the tent thing at Butlins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 7 hours ago, Zev said: The 'art' of conversation, dear boy 🙂 Who you calling boy, i'm obviously about ten times older than you as you have the mental age of about 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: There's plenty of room for cunts like you in space. Stephen Hawking would have kicked your head in if you’d spoken to him like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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