Wolfie Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: You'll be in for an almighty fucking surprise once you bend it over and notice what it's got tucked between its thighs, namely the biggest set of cock and balls north of the Serengeti. Careful Decs, you'll have the filthy cunt wanking until he catches fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You can always araldite some pram wheels to the side of an oil drum and have a vintage one. Wasn't that those cavemen cunts drove in Whacky Races? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: I'm gonna fuck your ass. I do not own a donkey or a mule .. sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I do not own a donkey or a mule .. sorry. A matter of practicalities, I'm sure. After all, you wouldn't want them to feel emasculated or get jealous over the size of your stupendously fucking massive schlong. No wonder Eeyore is always so miserable. Lololololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: I'm gonna fuck your ass. You stupid cunt. You’re attacking your only friend on here? Fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Let us leave the fiddler to is fate and concentrate on @Dyslexic cnuts bullshitting .. Bentley's are an exclusive make of car and there is a long waiting list to buy new and newish Bentleys .. even a one year old Bentley .. it is not like buying a Audi or even a Mercedes. To buy a modern Bentley you need to be rich .. very rich. An owner of a modern Bentley will almost certainly own other quality cars. I lived in Crewe (from home of Bentley) 1957 to 2009 .. I know people who worked at the factory and who still work at the factory and I also know that the company still keeps track of every car made at that factory and I doubt that DC fits the profile of anyone who be driving a modern Bentley. Oh Jesus twatting Christ-on-a-bike. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 16 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Is anything here real with you elevating yourself from a dedicated on the dole scouser to driving a Bentley .. are you a drug dealer? I gave you an out. You’ve refused it. Hardly surprising for a cob-web wombed spinster with no parental leanings who sacrificed her raisin-like ovaries for an NHS donored cadaver’s cock. Fuck off you freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I gave you an out. You’ve refused it. Hardly surprising for a cob-webbed wombed spinster with no parental leanings who sacrificed her raisin-like ovaries for an NHS donored cadaver’s cock. Fuck off you freak. It does not matter .. you do not own or drive a one year old or indeed any Bentley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: It does not matter .. you do not own or drive a one year old or indeed any Bentley. Anymore than your sister died four times despite never existing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 28/08/2023 at 20:11, Hammer of Cunts said: Anyone tried an Austin Gypsy? I bought one for £250 and had it for 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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