Penny Farthing Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 They're on their way. https://www.itv.com/news/2023-10-04/bedbugs-in-paris-eurostar-steps-up-its-cleaning-routine-to-stop-uk-infestation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: They're on their way. https://www.itv.com/news/2023-10-04/bedbugs-in-paris-eurostar-steps-up-its-cleaning-routine-to-stop-uk-infestation How do they know the bed bugs are French, do they smoke Gauloises and smell of garlic, or do they suck cock and take it up the wrong'un? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, and said: How do they know the bed bugs are French, do they smoke Gauloises and smell of garlic, or do they suck cock and take it up the wrong'un? TBH they could actually be Dutch, German or Spanish or even English ones that went the wrong way and are heading back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: or even English ones that went the wrong way and are heading back home. A literal 'package' tour? 🐞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 They're coming over on the blankets that the bearded children are wrapped in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: bearded children Wolfie's Poodle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 It's an interesting experience to turn the light on in your French hotel room and see bugs retreating hastily back into the sheets and mattress. Promise you check out at first light in the morning - it's pointless mentioning it at check out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 @Witheredscrote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 Given the over crowded cattle truck conditions in standard class on Eurostar it's a wonder the full range of diseases and parasites isn't BEING let loose every time the doors open at KX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 49 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Given the over crowded cattle truck conditions in standard class on Eurostar it's a wonder the full range of diseases and parasites isn't BEING let loose every time the doors open at KX. I have never been on a Eurostar .. are they like the pacer trains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 Just now, Penny Farthing said: I have never been on a Eurostar .. are they like the pacer trains? When they first started at Waterloo terminus (there's another fucking costly white elephant cos the cunts decided it was unacceptable to have anything flag ship south of the river... they couldn't tolerate it. Everything in their minds has to fit into the kill zone of the first nuclear bomb. ... Anyway then it was great! The seats and trains were comfy and spacious. Fucking fantastic - never dreamt of trains like this before in the UK (of course it's the standard in Europe) and as soon as it moved to KX it fucking collapsed into the hard seats, crowded together, no leg room horrible horrible. And you are treated like shit at every stage from queuing to get in to border control or security. Sub standard worse than the shittiest airport. Basically because it's owned and managed by the French and their contempt for us comes right through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 The Kraut bed bugs will as usual sort it out when they roll in through The Ardenne, fuck all the female frog bugs, then machine gun all the gay, beret topped, male (allegedly) frog bugs, riding around on their bicycles shouting ‘Allo Allo’ with a string of rotting onions round their necks (futilely attempting to hide the vile stench of their disgusting garlic breath). No doubt Withers will be hiding in the goose house like some sort of cross between Anne Frank, Orville and Emu. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 15 hours ago, and said: How do they know the bed bugs are French, do they smoke Gauloises and smell of garlic, or do they suck cock and take it up the wrong'un? They sing the la marseillaise before plunginging their cheese smelling fangs into our virginal pale skins . Who will be our Nelson to protect us from the galic hoardes and their questionable toiletry habits .Who will be willing to lay down their life after the last puff of raid is expelled from the can .We can itch , we can scratch but we will never kneel to the puces. Let them do their worst whilst in our slumber , for when we awake we will be lions (with raised irritable red lumps ) . I might go and make that speech at Tilbury .Has anyone got an English to urdu dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Has anyone got an English to urdu dictionary. @Wolfie yer cunt for all things lexicographical, it's the only pleasure he gets, besides interfering with Poodles 🐩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 7 hours ago, and said: @Wolfie yer cunt for all things lexicographical, it's the only pleasure he gets, besides interfering with Poodles 🐩 How do you know about my poodle fascinations.Are you on Adam Brittons contact list . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: How do you know about my poodle fascinations.Are you on Adam Brittons contact list . Why does your profile say joined july 28? What the fuck? Are you Back from the Future? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Why does your profile say joined july 28? What the fuck? Are you Back from the Future? I'm known locally as JC.All miracles undertaken with pride and at competitive prices .No sin too big or small.Call the professional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: How do you know about my poodle fascinations You're barking up the wrong tree, @Wolfie is the cunt who loves everything canine, a friend of the family, defender of psycho-dogs and all that. I fuckin' hate dogs, it's a well known fact, but something that the retards on here like to ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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