ChildeHarold Posted October 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s James Corden. If this was a publicity stunt fucking fire the director. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 On 06/10/2023 at 10:40, ChildeHarold said: Who 'd want to kidnap her? Simply called the "star" she' d send any normal human being off their rocker... hair appointment(s) shopping beauty salon shopping nail bar shopping hair shopping make up shopping nail bar shopping fashion shoot shopping Hello Magazine shopping beauty salon shopping.... Why has everything with her got to be a poor Holly sympathy vote? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24297632/holly-willoughby-police-guard-stalker-arrested-kidnap-plot/ I'd pay the bloke to keep her , maybe send Dermot O'Dreary in as a negotiator , I couldn't think of a better person to keep padlocked to a radiator for five years . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I'd pay the bloke to keep her , maybe send Dermot O'Dreary in as a negotiator , I couldn't think of a better person to keep padlocked to a radiator for five years . Imagine asking Terry Waite to bleed your radiator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I'd pay the bloke to keep her , maybe send Dermot O'Dreary in as a negotiator , I couldn't think of a better person to keep padlocked to a radiator for five years . In terms of match making I would think Gavin Plumb and Holly would be a perfect couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 On 06/10/2023 at 12:59, Eric Cuntman said: Willoughby is the embodiment of everything wrong with humanity. The endless, cynical crocodile tears during every other interview with a sub 50 IQ chav who’s whining that the government won’t provide her 15th, autistic mixed race child with a new iPad. Followed by a sudden cessation of crying and snuffling, a quick trip to make up and a sales pitch for her online fashion company. And let’s not forget the fawning support for ‘brave, courageous Phil. Until we all found out what she already knew, then it was an instant u-turn. Followed by another twirl for the cameras and a reminder of her online shop. Utterly despicable fucking cunt. Yeah but you'd still fuck her wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 On 06/10/2023 at 18:52, camberwell gypsy said: Did he want to eat her? He did, but not in the conventional sense 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 Am I alone smelling a suite of TV offers coming in for dear Holly, poor Holly, Princess Holly, and they're not all porn movies. Stars of this magnitude are indispensable to the shit world of modern tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Am I alone smelling a suite of TV offers coming in for dear Holly, poor Holly, Princess Holly, and they're not all porn movies. Stars of this magnitude are indispensable to the shit world of modern tv. Any shite going is picked up by Ch4. So no doubt little simpering Holly will be hosting a celebrity pastry making programme for 800K a year 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Any shite going is picked up by Ch4. So no doubt little simpering Holly will be hosting a celebrity pastry making programme for 800K a year What will Hello Magazine have to keep ogling when the sympathy for Holly runs out? Her catchment is the young girl advertising and sponsorship so they'll be urgently looking for another role model in the same mould. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Am I alone smelling a suite of TV offers coming in for dear Holly, poor Holly, Princess Holly, and they're not all porn movies. Stars of this magnitude are indispensable to the shit world of modern tv. ‘Celebrity Murdered at First Sight’ starring Holly Willoughby, with a guest appearance (in the final episode only) by the curiously named Gavin Plum, Holly’s 35 year old and coincidentally 35st. stalker who despite never having been able to leave his house for the three years prior to his arrest, recently managed to escape from Brixton Prison by pretending to eat his dinner every day for 3 months, and then slipped effortlessly through the bars of his cell window and disappeared into the night (with his ‘kidnap kit’ which he’d concealed in his rectum during his incarceration) under his arm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Celebrity Murdered at First Sight’ starring Holly Willoughby, with a guest appearance (in the final episode only) by the curiously named Gavin Plum, Holly’s 35 year old and coincidentally 35st. stalker who despite never having been able to leave his house for the three years prior to his arrest, recently managed to escape from Brixton Prison by pretending to eat his dinner every day for 3 months, and then slipped effortlessly through the bars of his cell window and disappeared into the night (with his ‘kidnap kit’ which he’d concealed in his rectum during his incarceration) under his arm. I think this is a surreal reenactment of Monty Python's Ken Shabby's proposal of marriage to be held at the "Abbey" at short notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 On 07/10/2023 at 21:01, camberwell gypsy said: Imagine asking Terry Waite to bleed your radiator! Terry loves underfloor heating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 15 hours ago, King Billy said: ‘Celebrity Murdered at First Sight’ starring Holly Willoughby, with a guest appearance (in the final episode only) by the curiously named Gavin Plum, Holly’s 35 year old and coincidentally 35st. stalker who despite never having been able to leave his house for the three years prior to his arrest, recently managed to escape from Brixton Prison by pretending to eat his dinner every day for 3 months, and then slipped effortlessly through the bars of his cell window and disappeared into the night (with his ‘kidnap kit’ which he’d concealed in his rectum during his incarceration) under his arm. ....after having his first escape attempt foiled when he strapped himself to the underside of a food delivery truck, only later realising that none of the wheels of said truck were in contact with the ground with him underneath it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: ....after having his first escape attempt foiled when he strapped himself to the underside of a food delivery truck, only later realising that none of the wheels of said truck were in contact with the ground with him underneath it. Poor Holly it appears is still so traumatised by the ‘credible threat’ still posed by this dangerous semi human roundabout, despite the fact that he’s been somehow squeezed into a cell in one of His Majesty’s prisons, that she’s quit her 3 hours per day, 4 days per week, multi million pounds per year job. Yeah Righto. The only person in this weird and totally incredible tale that I can think of who could genuinely claim to be traumatised, would be the unfortunate cunt doing 3 months for not having a TV licence, then finding himself sharing a cell with Prisoner Plum who’s fast asleep in the top bunk above him, calling out Holly’s name in between snores. I smell a rat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: What will Hello Magazine have to keep ogling when the sympathy for Holly runs out? Her catchment is the young girl advertising and sponsorship so they'll be urgently looking for another role model in the same mould. India Willoughby perhaps? None of the fucking brain dead cunts who watch the daily pile of shit would even notice the difference unless their TESCO budget smart TV froze during the credits or India got a massive hard on while interviewing Sam Smith (they/them) or some other equally vile deviant on the couch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Post Deleted She posted on Twitter yesterday that she ‘will always be part of the ITV This Morning family’, which must have been a very touching moment for the Schofield brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: What will Hello Magazine have to keep ogling when the sympathy for Holly runs out? Allison Hammond. Welcome to the ‘new beautiful’… 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Allison Hammond. Welcome to the ‘new beautiful’… 🤮 Allison has always seemed really nice to me Eric. Nice and fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Allison has always seemed really nice to me Eric. Nice and fat. Bloke said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bloke said. I’ve been called old fashioned before. I quite like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 9 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Can't speak for EC, bit i'd romance her snatch with such a vigour Holly's gynecologist would assume her father was Fred West. Me thinks it more resembles John West. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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