Cuntybaws Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 2 hours ago, Neil said: how many cocks did she have to dribble on to achieve that? She's supposedly a lesbian, and even if she wasn't, what man would risk his tackle in those ragged jaws which could spasm shut at any moment? I saw a trailer for this abject shite (it's called "Out of Order", and is based on a premise even lamer than "Tipping Point") and as you might expect it's jammed full of freaks and weirdos, with the usual round of supposedly-celebrity nonentities as a supporting cast, including the obligatory unfunny black woman the size of fucking Jupiter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: She's supposedly a lesbian, and even if she wasn't, what man would risk his tackle in those ragged jaws which could spasm shut at any moment? I saw a trailer for this abject shite (it's called "Out of Order", and is based on a premise even lamer than "Tipping Point") and as you might expect it's jammed full of freaks and weirdos, with the usual round of supposedly-celebrity nonentities as a supporting cast, including the obligatory unfunny black woman the size of fucking Jupiter. I did see the trailer and I'm sure it was on some shit channel that I wouldn't even know where to find.....thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: She's supposedly a lesbian, and even if she wasn't, what man would risk his tackle in those ragged jaws which could spasm shut at any moment? I saw a trailer for this abject shite (it's called "Out of Order", and is based on a premise even lamer than "Tipping Point") and as you might expect it's jammed full of freaks and weirdos, with the usual round of supposedly-celebrity nonentities as a supporting cast, including the obligatory unfunny black woman the size of fucking Jupiter. Imagine some poor fucker going down on her, you wouldn't know if she was about to cum or she was reading the football results. Apologies for making you think about that scenario. Just imagine George Floyd's final sounds and Rosie Jones finishing herself off with a dildo, that and Stephen Hawking trying to dislodge a week old turd. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 25 minutes ago, Neil said: Imagine some poor fucker going down on her, you wouldn't know if she was about to cum or she was reading the football results. You'd never get to hear the Scottish results, because by the time the incoherent cunt had stumbled through the EPL the next week's fixtures would already have kicked off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, Neil said: Stephen Hawking trying to dislodge a week old turd. He would work it out with pencil and paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He would work it out with pencil and paper. Why not a calculator? Its quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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