ChildeHarold Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: I haven't spent £450 on a television to have fucking wires trailing all over the living room like it's some sort of Bangladeshi mechanic's garage. You may enjoy stumbling around pissed off your nut and tripping over things, but I certainly don't. You poor fucking dupe. Now... Give it large about Sky Glass. You poor deluded fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You stupid fucking retard. Just buy a couple of 500mm long extenders and you can put them where you like. I know exactly where he should stuff those wires. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 19 hours ago, Decimus said: You may enjoy stumbling around pissed off your nut and tripping over things, but I certainly don't. So, you were lying about that 'lost weekend' of drink and drugs, my instinct about you being a lightweight, fuckin' bullshitter has just been proved correct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 On 05/01/2024 at 19:58, ChildeHarold said: You poor fucking dupe. Now... Give it large about Sky Glass. You poor deluded fool. You may still enjoy the opening bars of the Pearl and Dean theme as your black and white, absolutely fucking massive television takes an hour to turn on, but some of us have moved with the times, Aitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You may still enjoy the opening bars of the Pearl and Dean theme as your black and white, absolutely fucking massive television takes an hour to turn on, but some of us have moved with the times, Aitch. So you admit to being fully signed up to Sky Glass. What next, the IKEA catalogue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: So you admit to being fully signed up to Sky Glass. What next, the IKEA catalogue? No, of course not. I enjoy watching shadow puppets reenacting Bernard Manning routines via candlelight, whilst boring every cunt within listening distance about the good old days of three terrestrial television channels. You fucking luddite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: No, of course not. I enjoy watching shadow puppets reenacting Bernard Manning routines via candlelight, whilst boring every cunt within listening distance about the good old days of three terrestrial television channels. You fucking luddite. Do you think S. A. D. is eating away at my outlook on life? Do you think sitting in front of a 55" dynamic pixelated bright light for two or three hours a night will fix me up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Decimus said: No, of course not. I enjoy watching shadow puppets reenacting Bernard Manning routines via candlelight, whilst boring every cunt within listening distance about the good old days of three terrestrial television channels. You fucking luddite. You stupid fucking boring cunt. Kindly shove your remote up your capacious arsehole, and hang yourself with a HDMI lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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