entitled little cunt Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 37 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: At a guess he is writing his original copy out using a word processor and "right justifying the text" and then pasting it into his posts. Someone needs to get out more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: Someone needs to get out more Are you going out this evening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'll do a 4 gram line of coke, down a bottle rum, pop a Viagra and bang some brass until I keel over Childs play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 Just now, Penny Farthing said: Are you going out this evening? Nope , I'm going to put on an oven glove and have a realy good wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Just now, entitled little cunt said: Nope , I'm going to put on an oven glove and have a realy good wank. But why the oven glove? Is it cold where you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 1 minute ago, Basil Brush said: But why the oven glove? Is it cold where you are? Ffs.Do I have to explain everything. The oven glove is insulated to the extent that it feels like someone else is doing it . The only downside is that I'm sure there's some cayenne pepper and paprika on it from a stroganoff I made the other night. That could get a bit stingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Just now, Basil Brush said: But why the oven glove? Basil, you seem like a decent chap... I've haven't been on here much lately and noticed a lot of bickering between all you newcomer spastics... What's your strategy here? Will you take on demented @ChildeHarold... Whose been here a while but has the like amount of a newbie or will you go for @Greg... A strange and somewhat confused chap. How about trying to kill @entitled little cunt... Admittedly a difficult task as 'he' is a computer. If you don't fancy any of that shit, you could always kill yourself, I'll be keeping an eye on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Basil, you seem like a decent chap... I've haven't been on here much lately and noticed a lot of bickering between all you newcomer spastics... What's your strategy here? Will you take on demented @ChildeHarold... Whose been here a while but has the like amount of a newbie or will you go for @Greg... A strange and somewhat confused chap. How about trying to kill @entitled little cunt... Admittedly a difficult task as 'he' is a computer. If you don't fancy any of that shit, you could always kill yourself, I'll be keeping an eye on you. 'Allo' Allo "keeping an eye", seems like trolling to me. But what do I know. .... Now back to the wind up... 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 48 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Ffs.Do I have to explain everything. The oven glove is insulated to the extent that it feels like someone else is doing it . The only downside is that I'm sure there's some cayenne pepper and paprika on it from a stroganoff I made the other night. That could get a bit stingy. Have you any thoughts about this "oxygen bottleneck theory re alien civilisations"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: a stroganoff I made the other night Did you strokeoneoff into your stroganoff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 7 hours ago, Greg said: Dr Seuss. I used to dabble in children's books & signed 1st edition Dr Seuss's are worth a fortune . Incidentally Dr Seuss pronounced it Dr Zoice, though his real name was Geisel. Regular little spastic encyclopaedia aren’t we? Do die soon…shitcunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You are so funny. Probably not quite as much as the ridicule coming from your post-PE school changing room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Basil, you seem like a decent chap... I've haven't been on here much lately and noticed a lot of bickering between all you newcomer spastics... What's your strategy here? Will you take on demented @ChildeHarold... Whose been here a while but has the like amount of a newbie or will you go for @Greg... A strange and somewhat confused chap. How about trying to kill @entitled little cunt... Admittedly a difficult task as 'he' is a computer. If you don't fancy any of that shit, you could always kill yourself, I'll be keeping an eye on you. Hmmmm.. so much to do, so little time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 1 minute ago, Basil Brush said: Hmmmm.. so much to do, so little time. Are you about to croak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: My fuck. One of the Inbetweeners, if such feats of time travel were possible 50 would be the fuckng LAST choice on my list. All the disadvantages without any of the advantages of age. 18 is a good age to go back to. It's all waiting for you. I would like to go back to age 23. I was watching something on the telly and I missed the end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: It could be worse , I need half an hour to think about it first . Show some respect you psychotic little mong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Regular little spastic encyclopaedia aren’t we? Do die soon…shitcunt. I came across your autobiography in Daunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would like to go back to age 23. I was watching something on the telly and I missed the end. Probably Location Location... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 On 15/01/2024 at 22:01, Basil Brush said: Hmmmm.. so much to do, so little time. Thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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