Penny Farthing Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Isn't that in Pembrokeshire? Torquay .. Daddyhole Plain .. It means The devil's arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Big Bollock, are you still off work after being made redundant from your imaginary workplace? No. I've been working since 12th February by walking into a job paying me the same salary as I was on. It's a bit of a cunt really as I didn't want to start until March as I had PILON until end of Jan and I had 6 weeks of holiday pay after that. I haven't even looked at my redundancy pay yet and it's just earning me about £70/month interest, that I'll have to pay fucking tax on!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No. I've been working since 12th February by walking into a job paying me the same salary as I was on. It's a bit of a cunt really as I didn't want to start until March as I had PILON until end of Jan and I had 6 weeks of holiday pay after that. I haven't even looked at my redundancy pay yet and it's just earning me about £70/month interest, that I'll have to pay fucking tax on!! Can’t wait to see the film when it comes out. I’ve heard the scene where your character (played by Leonardo di Caprio obviously) goes on a 72 hr. Diamond White and Night Nurse bender with the local lollipop lady (who never wears any pants) ,followed by a terrifying 20MPH + police chase, before crashing his Dacia Duster estate through the front window of Bargain Booze and throwing up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Torquay .. Daddyhole Plain .. It means The devil's arsehole. The civic coat-of-arms must be something to behold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Can’t wait to see the film when it comes out. I’ve heard the scene where your character (played by Leonardo di Caprio obviously) goes on a 72 hr. Diamond White and Night Nurse bender with the local lollipop lady (who never wears any pants) ,followed by a terrifying 20MPH + police chase, before crashing his Dacia Duster estate through the front window of Bargain Booze and throwing up. I'm thinking of having implants, how much shall I budget to have it done properly in the UK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 9 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The civic coat-of-arms must be something to behold. A bit like Japanese flag with a halo of flies motif and random Poppers and used KY Jelly tubes, with the motto 'Sursum te, in te, omnia super te' 'Up You, In You, All Over You'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm thinking of having implants, how much shall I budget to have it done properly in the UK? You mean a liver transplant don’t you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm thinking of having implants, how much shall I budget to have it done properly in the UK? Why have it done properly? If you get a cheap fucked-up job, you could sue the cunts, get more than your money back, and keep the fucked-up implants, win-win. 🤑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm thinking of having implants, how much shall I budget to have it done properly in the UK? It’s hard to say without knowing your natural bust measurements Drew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You mean a liver transplant don’t you? Two tablespoons of George Best’s ashes, stirred into a gallon of locally made ‘bath vodka’ three times a day, would probably be enough to kick start Drew’s liver back to some semblance of functionality. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Two tablespoons of George Best’s ashes, stirred into a gallon of locally made ‘bath vodka’ three times a day, would probably be enough to kick start Drew’s liver back to some semblance of functionality. Soviet prohibition? Al Kaponsky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Two tablespoons of George Best’s ashes, stirred into a gallon of locally made ‘bath vodka’ three times a day, would probably be enough to kick start Drew’s liver back to some semblance of functionality. Your possessive apostrophe is in the wrong place. Bests' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Your possessive apostrophe is in the wrong place. Bests' 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 On 10/03/2024 at 21:30, entitled little cunt said: The poor little thing has obviously run out of things to do so is now all pro Palastinian .She didn't seem to be in the past .Maybe shes bought "my first map of the world " and is feeling all inclusive Bless her little white cottons. Charlotte Mosque. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 On 11/03/2024 at 21:51, Penny Farthing said: A voice like an angel, a cunt like Daddyhole. Mousehole is really nice but the accommodation costs are horrendous.I think they practice beastiality in that part of the world as well so I'll take a weekend break to Stratford upon Avon instead . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 57 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Mousehole is really nice but the accommodation costs are horrendous.I think they practice beastiality in that part of the world as well so I'll take a weekend break to Stratford upon Avon instead . Mousehole is in Kernow near Pensans a long way from Torkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 On 13/03/2024 at 15:47, Hammer of Cunts said: Isn't that in Pembrokeshire? I think you mean Mousehole in Cornwall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 On 14/03/2024 at 17:43, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm thinking of having implants Arse ones? @Frank will be pleased. Is he chipping in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 17 Author Report Share Posted March 17 On 12/03/2024 at 13:23, and said: Jesus fuckin' Christ, how can things degenerate so suddenly? What the fuck happened to polite discourse? I agree,but if you can't beat the cunts you have to join them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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