Wolfie Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 5 hours ago, nocti said: Good morning Frank. What do you make of this? Apparently aliens have got sick of mutilating cows and appearing to toothless redneck yanks, and have now switched the target of their fancies to odious pot-bellied talent vacuums from Stoke-on-Trent. https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/robbie-williams-claims-aliens-targeting-9199543 I hope Robbie's right. I also hope the aliens prove to be the most hostile, belligerent cunts in the entire Milky Way with the most advanced anal probe outside of Barrymore's swimming pool, for which Robbie's desire for fame has inadvertently selected him as their no.1 lab rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 1 hour ago, Frank said: You'll find Decimus in Fetch every Friday and Saturday night, whilst pretending to be overseas.. where they don't have the internet. https://fetchnorwich.com/saturday/ Is Decco the oily looking cunt on the left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Just now, Penny Farthing said: Is Decco the oily looking cunt on the left? Spotted this afternoon in Dereham. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 2 hours ago, Frank said: You'll find Decimus in Fetch every Friday and Saturday night, whilst pretending to be overseas.. where they don't have the internet. https://fetchnorwich.com/saturday/ Is that Decs feeling that birds tits up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Decs feeling that birds tits up? What a disgusting ginger cunt. What manner of creosoted slags frequent this place? They all look like they need dipping in Domestos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 3 hours ago, Frank said: Spotted this afternoon in Dereham. Why is it blokes who look like extras from guy Ritchie films end up running around in pink tu-tu's saying "aren't I a pretty girl " They're putting something in the tap water .I only drink volvic and do not wear lacey knickers .I rest my case . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I spoke to a cunt from Stoke yesterday .. he said his brother went to school with Robbie Williams and that Robbie Williams is a bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I spoke to a cunt from Stoke yesterday .. he said his brother went to school with Robbie Williams and that Robbie Williams is a bender Sure ya did, Pen. The only thing more full of shit is @and's covert rucksack. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Sure ya did, Pen. The only thing more full of shit is @and's covert rucksack. Fuck off. Are you a bender from Stoke @Wolfie .. is that why you are frustrated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Sure ya did, Pen. The only thing more full of shit is @and's covert rucksack. Fuck off. I was going to get one of those Karrimor Covert things for hikes. But I got the Highlander one instead because it looks like something Rambo McNabb would have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I spoke to a cunt from Stoke yesterday .. he said his brother went to school with Robbie Williams and that Robbie Williams is a bender I hope he can gobble better than he sings .Talentless fucking idiot . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: I hope he can gobble better than he sings .Talentless fucking idiot . There was the rumour about him shagging a single mother from Cardiff back in the 1990s, locals say that he paid her a load of money and bought her a house in exchange for her bragging about him shagging her but it was all a put up job to make him look like a super stud rather than a bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 15 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There was the rumour about him shagging a single mother from Cardiff back in the 1990s, locals say that he paid her a load of money and bought her a house in exchange for her bragging about him shagging her but it was all a put up job to make him look like a super stud rather than a bender. Liam Gallagher walked up to him at the BRIT awards one year and said… “I know you, you’re the fat dancer from Take-That!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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