colonelkurtz Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Cost of living . Gaza . Ukraine . Collapsed NHS ... nah. Let's instead all spare a thought for the poor dears amidst their ghastly fuck up of a task which could be competently done these days by most 12 year olds with couple of minutes to spare between sending dick pics world wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Try putting a link so we can see what you are talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 6 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Cost of living . Gaza . Ukraine . Collapsed NHS ... nah. Let's instead all spare a thought for the poor dears amidst their ghastly fuck up of a task which could be competently done these days by most 12 year olds with couple of minutes to spare between sending dick pics world wide. In my book anybody with an interest in photography and a dark room is a fucking pervert. Robin Williams proved that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: In my book anybody with an interest in photography and a dark room is a fucking pervert. Robin Williams proved that. Robbie Williams proved you right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 21 minutes ago, and said: Robbie Williams proved you right... He has to be the most talentless individual in the history of charlatans who make a mint from making the miniscule amount of ability they have go a long long way .My cat could sing better live than that cunt and has better song writing skills . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 53 minutes ago, and said: Robbie Williams proved you right... Paging @nocti. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 41 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: He has to be the most talentless individual in the history of charlatans who make a mint from making the miniscule amount of ability they have go a long long way .My cat could sing better live than that cunt and has better song writing skills . He has the face that I want to punch lots of times. But looking at his boat race I think somebody has got there before me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 1 hour ago, and said: Robbie Williams proved you right... Anything for a larf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paging @nocti. It's often said that the best things in life are free, but I'd happily pay to see that cunt being flayed alive, rolled in salt and vinegar chipsticks, then lowered slowly feet-first into an industrial wood chipper. I bet the sound he'd make would be infinitely better than any of his shit songs, the fat fucking Stoke-on-Trent chancer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Just now, nocti said: the fat fucking Stoke-on-Trent chancer. Eric Bristow - Lakeside 1990. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eric Bristow - Lakeside 1990. Guy had a lot of front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 6 hours ago, nocti said: It's often said that the best things in life are free, but I'd happily pay to see that cunt being flayed alive, rolled in salt and vinegar chipsticks, then lowered slowly feet-first into an industrial wood chipper. I bet the sound he'd make would be infinitely better than any of his shit songs, the fat fucking Stoke-on-Trent chancer. To be Rolled in salt and vinegar chipsticks sounds crunchingly erotic in a peculiar way , unless there's any open wounds , that could sting a bit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Guy had a lot of front. Bristow turned up at Lakeside as reigning champion one year, driving the Rolls Royce that he’d bought with last years prize money. Jocky Wilson sneered and called him a flash cunt. He walked over to the trophy, dropped the keys in it and said: ‘if you want one, you just have to win that.’ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 On 11/03/2024 at 22:33, nocti said: It's often said that the best things in life are free, but I'd happily pay to see that cunt being flayed alive, rolled in salt and vinegar chipsticks, then lowered slowly feet-first into an industrial wood chipper. I bet the sound he'd make would be infinitely better than any of his shit songs, the fat fucking Stoke-on-Trent chancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Good morning Frank. What do you make of this? Apparently aliens have got sick of mutilating cows and appearing to toothless redneck yanks, and have now switched the target of their fancies to odious pot-bellied talent vacuums from Stoke-on-Trent. https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/robbie-williams-claims-aliens-targeting-9199543 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 13 minutes ago, nocti said: Good morning Frank. What do you make of this? Apparently aliens have got sick of mutilating cows and appearing to toothless redneck yanks, and have now switched the target of their fancies to odious pot-bellied talent vacuums from Stoke-on-Trent. https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/robbie-williams-claims-aliens-targeting-9199543 This is what happens when they fall out of the spotlight. Notice the whimsical details that he adds to the stories to make them sound like recollections rather than fabrications… “it was so close I could have hit it with a tennis ball!”. What a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is what happens when they fall out of the spotlight. Notice the whimsical details that he adds to the stories to make them sound like recollections rather than fabrications… “it was so close I could have hit it with a tennis ball!”. What a fucking cunt. He grew up in Burslem and Tunstall .. if you had ever been to those places you would understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Stoke-on-Trent is like San Francisco .. even the indigenous locals are aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 59 minutes ago, nocti said: Good morning Frank. What do you make of this? Apparently aliens have got sick of mutilating cows and appearing to toothless redneck yanks, and have now switched the target of their fancies to odious pot-bellied talent vacuums from Stoke-on-Trent. https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/robbie-williams-claims-aliens-targeting-9199543 I think he is in Stage Two of the 'Cunts with too much money and turning fruitcake syndrome". Prince and Michael Jackson were prime examples of this. Stage 5 is OD'ing on prescription drugs. So, silver lining and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 33 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: He grew up in Burslem and Tunstall .. if you had ever been to those places you would understand. I remember years ago hearing that Stoke on Trent had the most night clubs per square mile than any other city in the world. This was before the internet so couldn't verify whether it was true or complete bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember years ago hearing that Stoke on Trent had the most night clubs per square mile than any other city in the world. This was before the internet so couldn't verify whether it was true or complete bollocks. That would not surprise me .. it is really just six medium sized towns concentrated into about 40 square miles and each town having its own clubs and pubs, perhaps the best known one that drew cunts from miles around was Jollees at Longton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: That would not surprise me .. it is really just six medium sized towns concentrated into about 40 square miles and each town having its own clubs and pubs, perhaps the best known one that drew cunts from miles around was Jollees at Longton. Can't find owt on nightclubs but here's the list of cities in uk with the most pubs https://www.beerguild.co.uk/news/revealed-britains-pub-capitals-takes-top-spot/ 5th place is interesting. I wonder if @Decimushas been thrown out of any of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 4 hours ago, nocti said: Good morning Frank. What do you make of this? Apparently aliens have got sick of mutilating cows and appearing to toothless redneck yanks, and have now switched the target of their fancies to odious pot-bellied talent vacuums from Stoke-on-Trent. https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/robbie-williams-claims-aliens-targeting-9199543 I'll tell you something, Nocti. I was searching youtube this morning for John Williams' version of Recuerdos de la Alhambra, when your mate Robbie appeared in the side bar. What the fuck is going on? I've tapped that fucking cunt's name out once in my life... when I last decided to rattle your cage. Just look at him mocking the Elvis lasso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can't find owt on nightclubs but here's the list of cities in uk with the most pubs https://www.beerguild.co.uk/news/revealed-britains-pub-capitals-takes-top-spot/ 5th place is interesting. I wonder if @Decimushas been thrown out of any of them? You'll find Decimus in Fetch every Friday and Saturday night, whilst pretending to be overseas.. where they don't have the internet. https://fetchnorwich.com/saturday/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You'll find Decimus in Fetch every Friday and Saturday night, whilst pretending to be overseas.. where they don't have the internet. https://fetchnorwich.com/saturday/ Thought for a moment that said "Felch" and was slightly disappointed to realise otherwise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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