Neil Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 At least the real game doesn't have to put up with this bollocks. I see the rug munchers are up in arms as players defend their right to have it off with other players. Let's hope the cunts implode and it disappears into oblivion. I know statistically theirs a few irons in the men's game but god help the turd burglar if he dares to mince out. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 You utterly useless cunt. Your other nomination is far superior in terms of quality. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Vinnie Jones started all this when he wanked off Gazza in the middle of a game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 5 hours ago, Neil said: At least the real game doesn't have to put up with this bollocks. I see the rug munchers are up in arms as players defend their right to have it off with other players. Let's hope the cunts implode and it disappears into oblivion. I know statistically theirs a few irons in the men's game but god help the turd burglar if he dares to mince out. Cunts No fraulein schall be in ze relationschip mitt anozzer voman, nicht ever, ozzervise zey vill be schott! Seig Heil!! Seriously Neil, how many porn films starring same sex muff-divers have you wanked off to in the past? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vinnie Jones started all this when he wanked off Gazza in the middle of a game. Charlie George drilling the goalie from the half way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Charlie George drilling the goalie from the half way? Was he the pisshead? Oh no, that was Champagne Charlie George. He was supposed to turn up at some football coaching day at my secondary school in about 1984. We all waited out on the playing fields for 2 hours before the school secretary came running out and said that his agent had phoned and said something had come up. (pissed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We all waited out on the playing fields for 2 hours before the school secretary came running out and said that his agent had phoned and said something had come up Consider yourself lucky, you could've been innocently and unknowingly involved in one of those Barry Bennell situations. You never know what these cunts are capable of when they're pissed-up, after all, football is for irons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was he the pisshead? Oh no, that was Champagne Charlie George. He was supposed to turn up at some football coaching day at my secondary school in about 1984. We all waited out on the playing fields for 2 hours before the school secretary came running out and said that his agent had phoned and said something had come up. (pissed) All I know is he had a right foot like a pneumatic hammer and he played for Arsenal which places you nicely somewhere along the Holloway Road, possibly inside that cage at the Sobel Centre when Rhodes Boyson ruled the educational waves and the state school system was being broken up, fragmented and sold to the highest bidder by the Thatcherites as if it were an ex Soviet state. You was defnitely a child of the Yuppie generation. A disenchanted one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: All I know is he had a right foot like a pneumatic hammer and he played for Arsenal which places you nicely somewhere along the Holloway Road, possibly inside that cage at the Sobel Centre when Rhodes Boyson ruled the educational waves and the state school system was being broken up, fragmented and sold to the highest bidder by the Thatcherites as if it were an ex Soviet state. You was defnitely a child of the Yuppie generation. A disenchanted one now. I meant Charlie Nicholas earlier. Also played for Arsenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: and he played for Arsenal which places you nicely somewhere along the Holloway Road I must have been at the school next door to Highbury because he played for Arsenal? Was he not allowed to leave the street with the stadium in it? Had the motor car not yet been invented in 1984? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I must have been at the school next door to Highbury because he played for Arsenal? Was he not allowed to leave the street with the stadium in it? Had the motor car not yet been invented in 1984? They only had Triumph Acclaims back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I must have been at the school next door to Highbury because he played for Arsenal? Was he not allowed to leave the street with the stadium in it? Had the motor car not yet been invented in 1984? You nailed it 💅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: They only had Triumph Acclaims back then. Triumph Accord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 14 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: They only had Triumph Acclaims back then. Dolomite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Triumph Accord Dolomite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Had the motor car not yet been invented in 1984? “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” The motor car was invented on April 1st 2023 by Henry Halford, the founder of a chain of automotive accessory shops and became a common sight on public roads later that summer. FACT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Dolomite Boring. 2.5pi wasn’t though. I like working on all that shit though. Pick n mix engineering. Same chassis for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Boring. 2.5pi wasn’t though. I like working on all that shit though. Pick n mix engineering. Same chassis for everything. The sprint was a great car as was the Stag but Triumph insisted on committing engineering suicide .Fucking idiot management .They're still worthy of a cunt nomination 50 years after their wanky cost cutting decisions .Pricks .The cunt chinese have MG and the fucking Indians own Jaguar.Cheap ugly shite .Malaysians own lotus and who the fuck owns Aston Martin now ?Everything they produce is bland ugly generic shite .A 70s Aston Looked a brute , sounded like thunder and was driven by a rogueish cad , now they're just point and squirt jelly moulds for Bankers.The Interceptor , what a car. A 7.2 v8 GT rocket .The E type , looked gorgeous but drives like a land rover with a puncture but who cares , that twin cam XK engine was a gem . It's such a shame .Fucking bean counters . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Dolomite I once had a Dolomite Sprint .. used to frighten the life out of mummy and daddy when I took them out for a trip to the seaside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Triumph Accord A load of Ballards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I once had a Dolomite Sprint .. used to frighten the life out of mummy and daddy when I took them out for a trip to the seaside. Good ballast for cornering. I think it was a fairly successful rally car. But those cars are light years from the showroom models. Another example of the fantasy world of petrol heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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