camberwell gypsy Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68654533 "Haaw, we gonna fuck up Blitish erections innit"? Those little yellow rascals have been arregedly, solly I mean allegedly been snooping around getting info on MPs and peers. It wouldn't surprise me if they're monitoring this site. Me posting this thread and generally taking the piss out of them means their leader, Ming Ping-Ting has probably got me on his shit list. Serves me right for being a shtupid iriot.* *God bless Benny Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It wouldn't surprise me if they're monitoring this site. Unlearistic, but if this is the case, then Winnie-the-Pooh will know I hope every last one of the wok-faced shitcunts becomes incinerated after being tortured with a ribeye steak and starving Jack Russell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68654533 "Haaw, we gonna fuck up Blitish erections innit"? Those little yellow rascals have been arregedly, solly I mean allegedly been snooping around getting info on MPs and peers. It wouldn't surprise me if they're monitoring this site. Me posting this thread and generally taking the piss out of them means their leader, Ming Ping-Ting has probably got me on his shit list. Serves me right for being a shtupid iriot.* *God bless Benny Hill Yes they are .. I saw one looking through a chink in the curtains. I'm here all week fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Yes they are .. I saw one looking through a chink in the curtains. I'm here all week fuck off 3 out of 5. Delivery could have been better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Yes they are .. I saw one looking through a chink in the curtains. I'm here all week fuck off “There’s a nasty nip in the air.” - Weather report from Pearl Harbour Dec 7th 1941. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 3 out of 5. Delivery could have been better. I don't have a white van so so I used my bicycle to deliver that post. fuck off lol lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: “There’s a nasty nip in the air.” - Weather report from Pearl Harbour Dec 7th 1941. Harbor lolo lol lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Harbor lolo lol lol! I know. But I’m not American. Don’t encourage it. Correct it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. But I’m not American. Don’t encourage it. Correct it. I knew that there was a chinese couple at the party because I heard their glasses go "chink" I'm still here all week. lol lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Chinese jokes are hirarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Since the fucking ooen (and the closed) electoral roll is sold a la carte to credit agencies, marketing firms (for research ha ha ha) and any tom dick and harry posing as a "licensed investigator" I find this Pot Calling the Kettle Black. Laughable hypocrisy in the great British tradition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 6 hours ago, Neil said: Chinese jokes are hirarious They won’t be raughing when you turn up in the Lascal with the lape mattress in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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