entitled little cunt Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'd genuinely feel terrible if I had any confrontation with someone with Down's syndrome in the real world, whereas here with ELC I can at least get a taste of what it might be like. Now your just being a bully.What if I'm one of the perpetually happy types , you'd feel fucking awful and so you should . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a sad sign of the times we live in, CG. I've noticed the trend of late with young women having bigger lips, massive eyelashes and generally looking vile. I'm proud to not actually have any tattoos, as when footballers start getting them you know it's no longer an option for the individual, stylish man, like myself. Anyways, forget all that shit, how was/is the holiday going in Paphos? I'm sure there is no shortage of tattooed, thick men and women there making Britain proud. Did you find the beach where I fingered that Czech bird? THAT WAS MY FUCKING SISTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a sad sign of the times we live in, CG. I've noticed the trend of late with young women having bigger lips, massive eyelashes and generally looking vile. I'm proud to not actually have any tattoos, as when footballers start getting them you know it's no longer an option for the individual, stylish man, like myself. Anyways, forget all that shit, how was/is the holiday going in Paphos? I'm sure there is no shortage of tattooed, thick men and women there making Britain proud. Did you find the beach where I fingered that Czech bird? Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: You sound strangely attractive . I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: THAT WAS MY FUCKING SISTER He had a dram about winning the lottery and woke up with a big Czech up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it. I would suggest top-decking his lavatory cistern but they haven’t got plumbing in Cyprus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: He had a dram about winning the lottery and woke up with a big Czech up his arse. Alcoholic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: He had a dram about winning the lottery and woke up with a big Czech up his arse. I definitely had a few drams that night, Pen. I think you should call it a night now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would suggest top-decking his lavatory cistern but they haven’t got plumbing in Cyprus. They don't even like you putting your shiity bog paper down the lav. Fucking bubbles are savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it. I took my Wedding ring off beforehand and it got lost in said fanny batter. Everywhere it was, I think she liked me CG. Be a dear and bring it back for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I took my Wedding ring off beforehand and it got lost in said fanny batter. Everywhere it was, I think she liked me CG. Be a dear and bring it back for me. How on earth were you expecting her to find the exact bit of beach? Did you leave a sand castle with a little Haitian bongo-bongo flag somewhere clear of the high tide mark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How on earth were you expecting her to find the exact bit of beach? Did you leave a sand castle with a little Haitian bongo-bongo flag somewhere clear of the high tide mark? Ate a dodgy Kebab the night before and had the shits, I smeared 'Raas was ere' on the nearby cliff face. The Sun baked it on over the years and it's there to stay now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 20 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Ate a dodgy Kebab the night before and had the shits, I smeared 'Raas was ere' on the nearby cliff face. More evidence (as if it were needed) that you're a scat obsessed savage, forever pointing his cack encrusted fingers in somebody else's direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 2 minutes ago, and said: More evidence (as if it were needed) that you're a scat obsessed savage, forever pointing his cack encrusted fingers in somebody else's direction. Two comments about shit and you're already buzzing around like a horny bluebottle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Two comments about shit and you're already buzzing around like a horny bluebottle. You're so funny, who's writing you scripts these days? 🐩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 2 hours ago, and said: You're so funny, who's writing you scripts these days? 🐩 I noticed that. Wolfie is getting back to normal. Unexpected Universal Credit payment backdated? Police have decided not to prosecute? Small (>100£) Lotto win. Extra hours over the Bank Holiday weekend at the Amazon warehouse? I can hear the loose change jangling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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