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10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I was born in the year of the Horse.  Horses are beautiful and powerful, like me. I'm not really a gambling man and don't like seeing the Horses raced to near death at times, by some midget Paddy cunt. 

Do you know what I mean?

 

They also produce a lot of manure which is another  similarity  .

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On 13/04/2024 at 16:46, entitled little cunt said:

... blood covered Rolex's and vulgar clothing everywhere.

No apostrophe needed there. As punkape would be happy to advise you, were he not dead, the plural of Rolex is "Fuck you, peasant!"

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Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Have you seen the new, solid gold, blue face Deep Sea? An absolute steal at ~ £45k.

Fucking things are vulgar and mostly  worn by young  Asians in lambourghinis who's dads corner shop did well on porno mags , out of date happy shopper sandwiches and selling  booze and fags to underage kids. A nice 50 year old Omega or longines are way more attractive,  more classy and the movements are a work of art rather than shite Rolex workings .

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14 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm thinking of getting out of the rental market

Blowing all your housing benefit on White Lightning at the weekend was never going to end well Drew, was it?

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3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fucking things are vulgar and mostly  worn by young  Asians in lambourghinis who's dads corner shop did well on porno mags , out of date happy shopper sandwiches and selling  booze and fags to underage kids. A nice 50 year old Omega or longines are way more attractive,  more classy and the movements are a work of art rather than shite Rolex workings .

Micky Mouse had an ELC watch.

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11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

They also produce a lot of manure which is another  similarity  .

I thought you'd keep your thick head down after yesterday but then again, you're such a daft cunt it's no surprise you're back. Tell me, was it a busy day at your 'Business'? Any issues selling the big issue? Lol. 

Grandad said you're making a right cunt of yourself on here by the way. He said your punctuation is worse than a recent immigrants. What shall I tell him, elc?

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Is there a bet on how many horses die or fall at the fences?  I bet there is.... The cunts who are involved, the Tote, the Owners and Trainers, the stable hands and the Jockeys, the fucking Vets, the Betting Companies, everybody else getting their slice of the action, THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH WITH LESS BRAINS THAN A PRIZE PONY. 

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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fucking things are vulgar and mostly  worn by young  Asians in lambourghinis who's dads corner shop did well on porno mags , out of date happy shopper sandwiches and selling  booze and fags to underage kids. A nice 50 year old Omega or longines are way more attractive,  more classy and the movements are a work of art rather than shite Rolex workings .

Are 'lambourghinis' made by Lamborghini when they're away on holiday?

You boss-eyed, Harvey Price-level oaf.

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17 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Are 'lambourghinis' made by Lamborghini when they're away on holiday?

You boss-eyed, Harvey Price-level oaf.

Wolfie, do you mind me changing the subject back to what is widely regarded as the most famous steeplechase horse race in the world?  What is your opinion?  Is it true that the Grand National's attraction is the way rank outsiders can become winners?  Further, how would you compare it to the Gold Cup or the Derby?   

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Are 'lambourghinis' made by Lamborghini when they're away on holiday?

You boss-eyed, Harvey Price-level oaf.

They're fucking ugly things made by waps and driven by drug dealers .It's a fucking stupid name which I couldn't be bothered to spell check .The last decent thing those spaghetti eating swap side addicts made was the Miura.I can spell that right because it was an work of art .Something  thats beyond your comprehension you ignorant poofta .Your idea of beauty is an Audi TT .Probably the most boring  hairdresser car ever produced and driven by overweight middleaged  ladies  with dry fannies who work in HR.

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2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I thought you'd keep your thick head down after yesterday but then again, you're such a daft cunt it's no surprise you're back. Tell me, was it a busy day at your 'Business'? Any issues selling the big issue? Lol. 

Grandad said you're making a right cunt of yourself on here by the way. He said your punctuation is worse than a recent immigrants. What shall I tell him, elc?

You silly cunt .Yes ,Sundays are always a good day for sales .I did enough to pay for a nights hostel accommodation and a McDonald's .I then went to the porn cinema and had a good wank .Is my punctuation that terrible ?.Oh Dear , how shameful .I wont be able to show my face in polite society again , or the porn cinema.I think I saw you there , on the silver screen.There was a big red gaping arsehole and I  thought of you for some odd reason.

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15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

They're fucking ugly things made by waps and driven by drug dealers .It's a fucking stupid name which I couldn't be bothered to spell check .The last decent thing those spaghetti eating swap side addicts made was the Miura.I can spell that right because it was an work of art .Something  thats beyond your comprehension you ignorant poofta .Your idea of beauty is an Audi TT .Probably the most boring  hairdresser car ever produced and driven by overweight middleaged  ladies  with dry fannies who work in HR.

This comment typifies you – underlining how much of a fucking genuinely thick, black & white-brained backwoods hillbilly sack of shite you are. All you hear is your own voice and not others on the peripheral of your tunnel vision. You are incapable of discourse. I posted this five years ago, well before you arrived, bringing with you the smell of another bottom-rung minnow with all the writing skills of a kebab-snorting bazaar camel herder. Dickhead.

https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/64699-cars-bikes-trucks-et-al/?_fromLogin=1

 

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5 hours ago, Wolfie said:

This comment typifies you – underlining how much of a fucking genuinely thick, black & white-brained backwoods hillbilly sack of shite you are. All you hear is your own voice and not others on the peripheral of your tunnel vision. You are incapable of discourse. I posted this five years ago, well before you arrived, bringing with you the smell of another bottom-rung minnow with all the writing skills of a kebab-snorting bazaar camel herder. Dickhead.

https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/64699-cars-bikes-trucks-et-al/?_fromLogin=1

 

Why would anybody be bothered about what you wrote five years ago you daft  knob.Most aren't bothered about what you wrote 5 minutes ago .

 

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4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Why would anybody be bothered about what you wrote five years ago you daft  knob.Most aren't bothered about what you wrote 5 minutes ago .

 

One minute you're saying if people don't like what you write then don't read it and now your speaking for 'most' people. What the fuck makes you think you can speak for most people on here when you can't even write a simple sentence? You utter piece of cunt and thick idiot to boot. Lol. 

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Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

One minute you're saying if people don't like what you write then don't read it and now your speaking for 'most' people. What the fuck makes you think you can speak for most people on here when you can't even write a simple sentence? You utter piece of cunt and thick idiot to boot. Lol. 

Said by the boy who feels he needs to follow every paragraph with a 'lol'.The point which should be  pretty obvious even to you , is you and your ilk seldom post a topic for others to comment upon. All you do is go off on some emotional rant like a petulant child .There's a lot going on out there , important things.You seem to be oblivious to it all. 

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3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Said by the boy who feels he needs to follow every paragraph with a 'lol'.The point which should be  pretty obvious even to you , is you and your ilk seldom post a topic for others to comment upon. All you do is go off on some emotional rant like a petulant child .There's a lot going on out there , important things.You seem to be oblivious to it all. 

What makes you think you're able to speak for most on here, elc? You will give proper answer. Lol. 

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1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What makes you think you're able to speak for most on here, elc? You will give proper answer. Lol. 

I asked you , Do you think people give a fuck about what you said 5 years ago ?Granted you probably  had a better grasp of reality back then but it really was a different world  don't you think.Pre covid  , interest rates at 2%, no small boat crossings and the basics were affordable for ordinary people .All of that is not the case now .

 

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1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

I asked you , Do you think people give a fuck about what you said 5 years ago ?Granted you probably  had a better grasp of reality back then but it really was a different world  don't you think.Pre covid  , interest rates at 2%, no small boat crossings and the basics were affordable for ordinary people .All of that is not the case now .

 

No, you asked @Wolfie. Dear oh dear, elc, you are losing the plot by the minute this evening. I think it's fair to say you'd be better off dead as opposed to making even more of a cunt of yourself. 

Fuck off. 

 

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19 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I asked you , Do you think people give a fuck about what you said 5 years ago ?Granted you probably  had a better grasp of reality back then but it really was a different world  don't you think.Pre covid  , interest rates at 2%, no small boat crossings and the basics were affordable for ordinary people .All of that is not the case now .

 

Raas hasn't been here for five years, you brutally thick, satsuma-brained idiot. 

You're done here.

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