entitled little cunt Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Its that time of year again .This great animal loving nation will no doubt murder a few more horses live on television .The crowds will cheer at the crack of neck or leg bones and either drown their sorrows in champagne or drink to their shrewd winning knowledge of the "sport ".The large bookmakers will be counting their billions as the bodies of the victims are put in a hole or sent up a chimney .The clerk of the course a Ms. Sulekha Varma has stated there are risks in all sports and oddly gave F1 as an example .What the cunt Varma failed to acknowledge is that the chariot on which some thick 4ft anorexic paddy mounts and whips half to death has no option other than to run for its fucking life .A V10 Ferrari F1 car doesn't feel pain or fear , it's just a very expensive inanimate object driven by a rich narcissistic spoilt little cunt . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Its that time of year again .This great animal loving nation will no doubt murder a few more horses live on television .The crowds will cheer at the crack of neck or leg bones and either drown their sorrows in champagne or drink to their shrewd winning knowledge of the "sport ".The large bookmakers will be counting their billions as the bodies of the victims are put in a hole or sent up a chimney .The clerk of the course a Ms. Sulekha Varma has stated there are risks in all sports and oddly gave F1 as an example .What the cunt Varma failed to acknowledge is that the chariot on which some thick 4ft anorexic paddy mounts and whips half to death has no option other than to run for its fucking life .A V10 Ferrari F1 car doesn't feel pain or fear , it's just a very expensive inanimate object driven by a rich narcissistic spoilt little cunt . Monbeg Genius has been withdrawn. I swear too God, @Eddie, these cunts are gonna get it in the ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 1 hour ago, Frank said: Monbeg Genius has been withdrawn. I swear too God, @Eddie, these cunts are gonna get it in the ear. Is he shitting himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: It's that time of year again. This great animal loving nation will no doubt murder a few more horses live on television In a nod to historical precedent, let's hope they mow down some tofu-munching Extinction Rebellion wankers first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Its that time of year again .This great animal loving nation will no doubt murder a few more horses live on television .The crowds will cheer at the crack of neck or leg bones and either drown their sorrows in champagne or drink to their shrewd winning knowledge of the "sport ".The large bookmakers will be counting their billions as the bodies of the victims are put in a hole or sent up a chimney .The clerk of the course a Ms. Sulekha Varma has stated there are risks in all sports and oddly gave F1 as an example .What the cunt Varma failed to acknowledge is that the chariot on which some thick 4ft anorexic paddy mounts and whips half to death has no option other than to run for its fucking life .A V10 Ferrari F1 car doesn't feel pain or fear , it's just a very expensive inanimate object driven by a rich narcissistic spoilt little cunt . What fucks me off is not being able to get into the bookies to place my weekly Yankee because it's full of those cunts having their annual punt on this. I fancy Nassalam as a cheeky side bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, Frank said: Monbeg Genius has been withdrawn. I swear too God, @Eddie, these cunts are gonna get it in the ear. Fingered her, mid-80’s. Piss-reeking, hairy mott & I seem to remember a nice Sekonda timepiece went missing too. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fingered her, mid-80’s. Piss-reeking, hairy mott & I seem to remember a nice Sekonda timepiece went missing too. True story. Did she tickle your balls with her feather? I should imagine she charged you extra for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did she tickle your balls with her feather? I should imagine she charged you extra for that. Vulgar cuntess. Any need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 7 hours ago, Frank said: Monbeg Genius has been withdrawn. I swear too God, @Eddie, these cunts are gonna get it in the ear. Who's the fat bloke , he looks like a Dr.Who character.Is he loaded by any chance . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: In a nod to historical precedent, let's hope they mow down some tofu-munching Extinction Rebellion wankers first. I couldn't give a fuck how many humans die , save the fucking horses .Hopefully they'll run through the baying mob at full fucking pelt like an out of control freight train. They'll be blood covered Rolex's and vulgar clothing everywhere .Now that I would watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Horses are like cars, great when they run well but you just fuck em off when they start letting you down. I see I Maximus won so why the long face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I couldn't give a fuck how many humans die , save the fucking horses .Hopefully they'll run through the baying mob at full fucking pelt like an out of control freight train. They'll be blood covered Rolex's and vulgar clothing everywhere .Now that I would watch. Just imagine how many scousers will be wiped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just imagine how many scousers will be wiped out. Not many, the place is full of rancid, inbred Irish pikeys. Did you go? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Not many, the place is full of rancid, inbred Irish pikeys. Did you go? Grow up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 14 Author Report Share Posted April 14 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just imagine how many scousers will be wiped out. Liverpool.Famous for drive by shootings, a flemmy accent , the cavern club that isn't actually the cavern club , no grasses , Ken Bigley and that famous mop top quartet who changed the world forever , Gerry and the pace makers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Grow up Dish/take, Gypps…you touchy, tetchy Tinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 35 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Dish/take, Gypps…you touchy, tetchy Tinker. I can send my brothers round to dig up the driveway they laid for your mum! I mean 25k was a bargain as far as we are concerned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Just imagine what sort of mixture of poor grade pet food and shitty non-stick glue this horse would be if it was called I Am Decimus instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Just imagine what sort of mixture of poor grade pet food and shitty non-stick glue this horse would be if it was called I Am Decimus instead. Never mind that shit, Big Bollock, have you got a job yet? Also, have they repossessed the bungalow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 15 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Never mind that shit, Big Bollock, have you got a job yet? Also, have they repossessed the bungalow? Of course I have, the cream always rises to the top and I'm feeling like I've just stepped out of Bobby Ewings shower. Pay increase this month too. No chance of repossessing the bungalow as I own it but I'm thinking of getting out of the rental market because it's not as tax efficient anymore - what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Of course I have, the cream always rises to the top and I'm feeling like I've just stepped out of Bobby Ewings shower. Pay increase this month too. No chance of repossessing the bungalow as I own it but I'm thinking of getting out of the rental market because it's not as tax efficient anymore - what do you think? It's good to hear you're getting your life back on track, Big Bollock. Did you buy a bungalow so you could stagger around drunk and not fall down stairs? Anyways, renting is a fucking nuisance these days, I'm thinking of getting a working girl or two working from my Flat... No tenancy agreements, no tenants rights, cash (no trail) and no phonecalls about the something needing fixing. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's good to hear you're getting your life back on track, Big Bollock. Did you buy a bungalow so you could stagger around drunk and not fall down stairs? Anyways, renting is a fucking nuisance these days, I'm thinking of getting a working girl or two working from my Flat... No tenancy agreements, no tenants rights, cash (no trail) and no phonecalls about the something needing fixing. What do you think? Did your horse fall at the first jump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 8 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Did your horse fall at the first jump? I was born in the year of the Horse. Horses are beautiful and powerful, like me. I'm not really a gambling man and don't like seeing the Horses raced to near death at times, by some midget Paddy cunt. Do you know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I was born in the year of the Horse. Horses are beautiful and powerful, like me. I'm not really a gambling man and don't like seeing the Horses raced to near death at times, by some midget Paddy cunt. Do you know what I mean? I will let you into an evil little secret .. I despise steeple chasing along with all other "sports" that involve pain and injury to horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 23 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I will let you into an evil little secret .. I despise steeple chasing along with all other "sports" that involve pain and injury to horses. I remember you admitting you kick dogs though, is it only Horses you care about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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