Mike Hunt

Probably, she'd have liked a nice stuffed beaver like her mum.

Others would say fuck off. I say beat it.

I'd have injected her with my vaccine any day of the week.

I never understood what the supposed benefits were, apart from the fucking great lie on the side of the bus that no one has since been held accountable for (and any company in the private sector making such obviously false statements would have been hung, drawn and quartered). Oh, and the end of foreign strawberry pickers and toilet cleaners taking our jobs.

What a fucking cunt. Jeff Beck, a truly great guitarist dies, and this self-publicising cunt talentless bass player, who'd be a nobody without make-up and marketing in the 70s, is already there, bigging himself up like a politician. He's not even worthy of kissing his ass. He didn't even know the man. In fact he probably thought his records sounded better in Dublin. There is absolutely no way you can even have Simmons and Beck in the same. Sentence. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jan/12/legendary-rock-guitarist-jeff-beck-dies-aged-78 And don't get me started on David Coverplant. Fucking Plant/Rodgers wannabe.

No need to be shy on my part old chap, the word is freak, fruit or just plain weirdo.

I thought he was Fannie obsessed. This one wrote Are Cars Electric.

Not sure who that's supposed to be, it's not the other car-obsessed bloke is it?

Well to be fair there's a world of difference between fabricating a story about our boys pissing on captured Iraqis and The Ginger One openly stating he was toppling ragheads like chess pieces. I hope our diversity policy extends to employing Afghan security officers when him and Whinge visit later in the year.

If the councils are actually telling the truth why they're no longer accepting all the pre-New Year sale DFS/SCS sofas then the Environment Agency is a bunch of cunts who soon won't need to travel further than the nearest lay-by to see the 2022 range left by the even bigger cunts. https://www.letsrecycle.com/news/councils-halt-waste-sofa-collections-over-pops-enforcement/

I'm talking fat enough that you can't even find their cunt so there's nothing to be attracted to.

Now that fat women have been rebranded "curvy" (WTF, that's an insult to all Page 3 girl types), do the blokes just get called obese? Asking for a fat friend.

We love to judge other cultures by our own standards. Some people think eating liver is disgusting, but I bet Hannibal Lecter was onto a good thing. On the other hand I hate poking into Mrs Cunt to extract her giblets.

Although it's pretty unfair that this funeral director cunt dissected bodies without permission and sold them, she was considerate enough to wait until they were dead before she did it. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/former-colorado-funeral-home-owner-sentenced-20-yrs-selling-body-parts-2023-01-04/ She also bears an uncanny resemblance to the "two weeks" woman from Total Recall

He gave him a real grilling.

Gimme a break. You need a rest.

Although I agree he should have had an OBE for his PIL bass playing years ago, he's completely the wrong colour, sex, orientation and everything else ie he's not a fucking freak.

Just seen this one, which ticks 4 boxes (excluding the London one) in 1 and saved them at least a couple of hours' intensive labour scratching around. "Jawahir Roble, who grew up playing football in war-torn Somalia and now lives in London, has also been made an MBE for services to football. She became the first black, female, Muslim, hijab-wearing referee in the UK."

A bunch of fucking dykes who won a Mickey Mouse kick around.

Jesus Christ WTF is THAT. Is she a scat freak?

Sounds a bit too much like Pete Townshend saying "I really enjoyed getting stuck into the research material."

The cunt had no idea of the value of US equipment or terrorists' home addresses. I'd have set at least a grand reserve on that. https://www.techspot.com/news/97097-researcher-buys-us-military-device-containing-sensitive-biometric.html

There's a cunt there with a truly wicked sense of humour, who got fed up boring his patients with Merry Christmas texts, so he thought it would be more interesting for them to read a text saying they have incurable lung cancer instead. This is a quite unique level of cuntishness to me. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64116668.amp

Jeez, has everyone forgotten Henry? Surprised his brothers haven't speared him in the back.

Why would I travel to Poland to shag the tea lady, when we can do it right here after hours.