Mike Hunt

Were you admiring her crotchet?

"What's the problem? They were happy enough when I offered to groom their dog."

It was a blonde she

No kidding, repeat offender (according to the Nottingham Post/police) driving a red Ferrari 801 LOX.

No, but used to live in bankrupt Brum,where they're all as mentally challenged as each other.

Well DC, with Mrs H's state of health we must always take precautions, so we never venture out unprepared. When threatened by machete-wielding neanderthal of the dark variety, my good wife promptly reaches into her bag and produces a bunch of ripe bananas. She makes gestures at the ape to show them we don't have banana trees (or yellow birds) in this country, so no need for a machete to cut them off. She then proceeds to peel one and hand it to the chimp, who beats his chest, puts down the machete, grabs the banana and scurries away, makes funny noises.

My parents used to say to me that banks were a "necessary evil". I'd prefer to label the media that way. In their view anyone who shoots a white person, be it the police, gangsters or even - Heaven forbid - a bleck person, it's barely worth a mention. But when a bleck person is shot, especially when they're unarmed, they're suddenly an effing saint with the media, as we already know and they can't wait to fan the eternal bleck flames of victimhood. Because we need our regular reminder from the cunts that the police only ever arrest and/or shoot bleck people and they never, ever do anything to cause it themselves, because they're too busy looking after the poor or dancing around the baptist church. https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-police-officer-appears-court-over-black-mans-death-2023-09-21/

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Those most certainly are freaks cos they've got a volva as well.

I agree, though she can move her limbs and speak her mind and doesn't have rocks in her head.

In a special one-off, Michael Schumacher finally comes out of the house, horizontally - MTV Unplugged.

The perfect way of eradicating 99% of violent crime in the cities. Black faced langurs attacking the monkeys. They're clearly cunts for doing that, but so are the monkeys. I just couldn't see any error in this statement: "monkeys are a menace in many areas in the UK's national capital, running across busy roads without warning - putting both themselves and motorists at risk - and often attacking unsuspecting pedestrians or residents." https://www.reuters.com/world/india/monkey-business-delhi-gets-cutouts-langurs-ease-menace-during-g20-2023-08-31/

Can't decide if that fag is Paul O'Grady or Steve Wright.

So if the baby cries while it's having its nappy changed it's clearly saying "No, Mummy/Daddy/Lesbo/Freak, stop". So then in "its" fucked up fag/Frank N Furter world, they'll have to build 1000+ more prisons to hold the hundreds of thousands of repeat child abuse offenders.

I thought it was a tribute to Paul Simon.

You really wouldn't

Everyone needs a bosom for a pilau.

Poppadom preach.

They're on the dark side of the bhuna.

Would that include Catherine Zeta Jones?

Another example of Gov't cuntery is their treatment of this former Myanmar envoy who's certain to be joining their former civilian leader as a casualty of their military government if he's deported. He's currently holed up in their embassy in North London and is more than likely terrified for his future. Thousands of fucking dinghy occupiers can come ashore no problem at all (apart from possible Legionnaire's), but this guy has to be a genuine asylum seeker. Surely a plan can be hatched for divers to smuggle him out in a dinghy, paddle him 100 feet out into the Channel, light a flare, fuck off then call the RNLI when they're ashore?

Yep, though I remember him as the sinister but excellent Roschmann in The Odessa File.

You'd never believe the gorgeous Wanda Ventham could spawn an ugly bastard like Benedict Cumberbatch.

The one I remember from Space 1999 (apart from the one with warts on her eyebrows) was Koenig's Mrs. She must have had the vision of a chameleon and was the look that inspired Avatar.

The Wog Ness Monster.