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Hammer of Cunts

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  1. How do they know it's British shit? Because it doesn't smell of garlic and partially digested frogs?
  2. I watched "Knuckle" the other day. If that's the best scrapping that your indigenous nutjobs can manage, then you're all fucked.
  3. Many of these little pricks will be triggered by being told that their answers are wrong. It's going to be hard to find a new presenter who hasn't yet been cancelled.
  4. How about Psycholgically Damaged Action Man?
  5. I've still got mine, although I don't care who pays for my funeral; I know it won't be me.
  6. Wise men don't know how it feels.
  7. Soup for, or made from vegetables?
  8. Apparently it was meant to be finished this year, Google Earth shows that so far, they've built a cafe, a hotel and a visitor centre. The Fillipinos and Bangladeshis will need to work a bit harder.
  9. If it's anythimg like Dubai then it will be a good thing. If the sort of cunts that want to live in a place like that all fuck off there, they won't be living near me.
  10. An underrated classic. Along with I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle.
  11. Not once the ring's safely on the finger; after that, it's all Aga, labradors and every afternoon round at her mum's.
  12. It sounds like one of those arcane rural crafts that has been lost to the mists of time, like chair-bodging and ginger-baiting.
  13. I agree with you about bankers in general, but why pick on this one? How about a link?
  14. Thomas Hardy's are better though.
  15. When I was about four, I thought I was a railway engine. I went off the rails when my mother started to feed me on coal.
  16. Many of them find yours incomprehensible.
  17. You're right, but only 85% are white. We don't hear so much about the missing 11.5%. Maybe they just get on with their lives.
  18. Three of the 23 or so players in the squad are black, 15% of the English population are black. That seems quite a fair representation to me.
  19. No-one other than BBC reporters have any reason to give a fuck about them.
  20. A lot less than they told you it would be.
  21. Well, yes dear. It's your fucking problem, not mine.
  22. It's nothing new, Maryln Monroe did it (apparently).
  23. I like the way that The Mail thinks it neccessary to provide a picture of a turd-bag and a litter-bin. Why does it have to be referred to as "poo"? Its fucking infantile.
  24. If he has he should keep quiet about it; Altzheimer might want it back.
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