Old Chap Raasclaat

Look at you, you pathetic little wimp, hiding behind Mrs Roops Gothic dress. You really are an annoying Dwarf cunt and we all know there's only so much of this you can take. You're like that twat kid at school, always running to the teachers and grassing up anybody who upsets or picks on you, and then feeling proud of yourself if they get in trouble. What the hell is wrong with you? You will give proper answer.

I bet you're a midget cunt. Am I right? Lol

After investigating this claim using Google lens. I have found your claim to be fake, this image was not commissioned by you. It belongs to website that charges for use of it's material... I'm giving you 24 hours to provide proof of purchase/use otherwise I'll have to consider reporting you.

It'll be no good you quoting that when they're about to throw you off of the Shard.

This Wagner group are interesting RK, do you think they're there to do Russian dirty work and the Kremlin aren't accountable? That Prighozin cunt better keep a sharp eye out for people with umbrellas and avoid shaking hands. Lol.

I have to agree with you Frank, Elton put in a shift and what a performance. I had the songs going around in my head afterwards. As much as I slag you Gays off, you're lot can write lyrics and songs and have had some positive effects on music as a whole. Apart from attending events, posting awful 'Music' videos and pictures of cheap socks, what part are you playing in enhancing the bender image to us decent folk?

I like a bit of reflexology CG. Have you tried it?

Shut up you cunt.

His latest advert, what a fat fucker indeed Lol, trying to flog some blood circulation aid. Why not lose some fucking fat Beefy? I'm sure that extra 40 kilos you're carrying is affecting your circulation. At the end of the advert the Humpty Dumpty cunt strolls off in an xxxxxxl shirt (not tucked in of course) and his gut still shows. Heart attack within 5 years, no matter how much shredded wheat he eats.

I knew my talents are being wasted here at McDonalds. I'm going to tell the manager to go fuck himself, I'm quitting.

Well, this project appears to be heading towards carbon neutrality. I think it's a winner.

That's the green boxed ticket. It'll need rivets though, we don't want to cost cutting, using old mismatched screws and all that. Ok, I've got some chicken wire going spare. We could wrap it around the finished Vessel... I'm sure it'll give ample protection against Sharks.

Too right Eric, the wood wouldn't make it so rigid either, wood would have given it more flexibility and tolerance, a bit like the sleigh they have in Alaska.

Seriously, all these vile comments are like a race to the bottom (of the sea). Weren't one of the bored with too much money and time on their hands passengers of Pakistani origin? Now look, I'm no Rocket Scientist but surely if they took a packed lunch of curry and naan type bread, one of them could have eaten it, waited an hour, stuck their arse out of the window and farted... It would have provided enough force to send them and the Titanic back to the surface.

ProfB, I've been busy and not logged in for a while. Can you imagine my shock to see @Mrs Roops on the leaderboard... What the hell has been going on here? What does your bestie 'Big Kevin' say about all of this and more importantly, what are you going to do about it?

Why don't you get a job? Here's one for you, fuck off to America. Lol https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=8510ab09a7429795&from=serp&prevUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.indeed.com%2Fq-dog-poop-scooper-jobs.html .

What the fuck is this shit Cjw? Are you some kind of cunt? Listen, better you carry on as a spectator from now, you useless, unfunny fucking wanker. One more word out of you, and your fucking dead.

Is that you're name 'Pen'? Short for Bertram?

Frank, are you related to Vangelis? What a talent he was eh Frank? Actually, thinking about your complete lack of musical talent, there's no way you're related.

What's that all about Neil? Why do people automatically smile when some cunts taking a picture? These gurning cunts could have just found out they've got terminal cancer and will still smile. I rarely smile Neil, makes you you look weak and possibly a poofter, wouldn't you agree?

Hello Mike, Thanks for the like, Raas is the name, Money making is the game, Do you want to buy some drugs?

Fucking hell, it's getting worse... I've noticed some deodorant advert with some fat black bird dancing... 'Still dry' after all that dancing and being a fat cunt... Well good for you, you fat fucking cunt. Why are we celebrating illness? If you see some anorexic cunt, most decent folk would think 'look at that poor, skinny anorexic cunt, they're ill and need help' however for some reason fat cunts at the other end of the scale (see what I did there?) are celebrated. NO, they are ill as well, if not more so than the skinny anorexic cunts. I heard fat cunt Shelagh Fogarty on LBC a while ago talking about people 'Suffering' from obesity... What a fucking cunt... She then goes on to say something like 'My diet is fine, it's the crisps I eat between meals'... What an in denial fat fucking cuntbag. If there is one thing most people (except for spastics) have control of, it's what they put in their fat fucking gobs all day (and night in some cases) and I'm not entertaining it anymore. I've noticed myself feeling sick recently when out and about, having to look at Humpty Dumpty looking four belly slags waddling along with their long suffering (usually thin) Muppet boyfriend/husband in tow. I can't help but imagine the poor cunt having to go down on that Jabba the Hutts sweaty cunt and pretending to enjoy it. Lol. It's bad enough seeing some washed up fat bloke who has given up wandering around but there is no excuse for a woman... She's let herself go and she's a (fat) cunt. @Neil you fat fucking cunt, stop munching that pasta and join me on the Carnivore diet... It'll change your life, it's changed mine.

Shut up you cunt.

Big Bollock, it's Father's Day. Are you having a cherry coke and cider cocktail to celebrate?

You having a great Father's Day Pen?