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getting rid of unwanted sofas
just in sofas? yease 👍
Cheese greater face- but you know it's a fine city - have you pressed + on google maps because if I see you, you'll get a kick up the rump.
Do you know how stupid you look? Fredders Mercs would turn in his grave if he saw you.
Hello Dave old Pal xxx
and
Hi, how yer doin'?
love
DX
Hello, I don't believe I've had the pleasure?
Hi
I like your uniform
Kiss me goodnight sergeant Major, sergeant Major be a mother to me.
Love ProfB xxx
I wouldn't lower myself to engage with this toothless fool.
Mrs Roots, I have 2 warnings? How can I get them removed?
Dyslexic cnut
Try suicide.
Mrs Roops
A plain envelope stuffed with used notes might work.
OH BOLIIX YOU WINGE PIECE
YAWN, YAWN.
Hope you aren't looking for a wife.
Tragic, your botox failed big style.
What's up with you pal?
WHERE ARE YOU SPOTTY? PLEASE COME BACK.
Surely this is not the end?
Love ProfB XXX
Wind your neck in, you look like a deformed giraffe's scrotum.
You are very attractive & look highly intelligent with your big forehead. Your ears are cute too.
You look a twat in that wig, mind you, you look a twat without too.
You look beautiful, your high forehead means you are very intelligent Mr Ape.
Love Prof B xxx
You look lovely, in your easter bonnet.
getting rid of unwanted sofas? Justin Sofas - been there & worn the t-shirt.
Your armpits look like they STINK?