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It's about time Cunts Corner diversified its offer to market - I mean how the hell can we continue to survive on Bawsy's meagre earnings as a peripatetic spell checker in the badlands of Mid-Lothian, especially now Neils porn work has dried up. No, we must storyboard this one and pitch it most ricky-tick to Roops' contact at Warner Brothers. We could get Danny Glover in to say 'I'm too old for this shit' and Danny Dyer to go 'Maaaaag me orf for ah Pony wouldyer, you faaaahrking caaaahnt' and it's got 'winner' written all over it.

Am I missing someting here? This schoolgirl in British Columbia being reported on in Devon Live? Oh I get it - it's the 'British Columbia, Canada' just down the A377 between Exeter and Barnstaple

What the fuck are you talking about? This nom is completely lacking in granularity

Bloody hell I don't watch that shite, give me some credit for having, what, for handy reference purposes, we will call 'a life' Cut and pasted it off the BBC's website. I imagine given the prevailing 'Zero or near zero Covid, we all must be allowed to live forever' mindset amongst the cultural elite, they nodded SAGEly (ha-ha) and went 'Great Idea!'

As more people take up jogging and fill the parks and pavements, should they be wearing a face mask? Trish Greenhalgh, professor in primary care health sciences at the University of Oxford, believes they should. "There is no doubt that you can catch it if you inhale. The exercising jogger - the puffing and panting jogger - you can feel their breath come and you can sometimes actually feel yourself inhale it, so there's no doubt that there is a danger there," she told ITV's Good Morning Britain. All citizens WILL report to Stalag Dewsbury at 06.00 hours tomorrow, for complsary lamination. Anyone not complying will be shot on sight Stazi-citizens are requested to report non-compliant neighbours to the authorities, for which they will receive a further 1 hour outdoor time health credit (for one member of household only)

Fresh video this time circulating of jockey Rob James doinga similar thing to a dead horse on the gallops, whilst several peopls laugh in the background. It's out there if you look for it and it sickens me no end. This is not what Racing is about and does not reflect the sport I love. Nor is it anything to do with Brexit - blimey we've shot down a few cul-de-sacs on this thread.

Frequently wrong - never in doubt!

Yeah - it's the talk of the horse racing village today. Elliott's been a Grade A prick no doubt about it, but a hefty fine and warning to future conduct seems just. Of course, he'll have to handle any fallout to his business if owners decide to remove their horses from his care. His biggest owner (Giggingstown Stud, aka the O'Leary's aka the owners of Ryan Air) have said they'll stick with him. We'll have to see about the rest

Bit racist / fascist. You might get thrown out of the Provisional wing of the Socialist Workers Party, even allowing for Mummy and Daddy pulling a few strings behind the scenes for you

Weed for Prisoners How much would a slightly manky Peter Sutcliffe, a Rose West and poor, pathetic embezzeler get me?

Fair point - although I must admit I'm a bit hazy about what passes for entertainment in Norfolk at the best of times, never mind during lockdown

Maybe they're pointing at you? Maybe, when they do go back inside, they go 'Fuck me, state of that rotund cunt over there, sweating like a nonce in a prison riot every day. His room must stink to buggery - he's in there 3 hours a day....fucker never leaves the place!" Maybe that's what they're doing. It's a theory, you'll have to admit, that has to be entertained.

Living amid a nation’s glorious (or inglorious) frippery is just one of the bargains immigrants have had to make throughout time. I suspect they do it because they knew the life afforded to their children as a result of their move would outweigh the presence of an awkward street-name or a statue of a man they had never heard of (especially when faced with the very real 'sieg-heiling' xenophobes of their time). They were wrong of course. Forget integration: they should have got straight to work on correcting the past.

I think we can do without the sordid revelations about your sex life

Who are you in bed with that's paying you £200k?

If Ding plays Trump is this the first time two sound-effects have clashed in a professional snooker match?

True - but it's taken off under this shower

True to a degree, especially as regards the 'crony capitalism' we have seen under the present government. No matter how big the fuck up Capita, Serco, Baroness Harding et al make they're Teflon when it comes to resposibility - yet Gorilla Glue when it comes to being first in line for the next big government spending project.

Writing heartfelt diatribes on a little-read misanthropic website at the arse-end of the Internet. .....unlike your good self, fighting the good fight by scribbling 'Class War' on the front of their rough books (with BOTH 'a's having the anarchists circle scrawled round them, just to show you really mean business!). Then, throwing yourself onto the guns of the Reactionaries, arrayed outside Chelsea Girl

I've got an old Anderson Shelter, four tins of bully beef, a tin-foil hat and a GIANT fucking truck-mounted field Howitzer. See you on the other side!

It's time to play 'Guess What's Johnson's Speech Is Going To Say'. {Buzzer} ...and first up it's Jiggers from North Buckinghamshire. Go ahead Jiggs..... 1. More mental anguish as he faffs about with ever changing goalposts. 2. More job losses. 3. More record breaking national debt burden. 4. Universal Basic Income eventually to be paid in kryptocurrency (so it will be dependent on behaviour). 5. Vaccines and boosters year round for all. (Got to bail out BigPharma, and vaccines have a cheaper and quicker approval process than drugs. It's a HUGE Market, and Handjob's wife works in the industry, with key members of SAGE being shareholders). 6. Unelected advisors, whose income and pensions do not depend on the outcome of their advice, telling Government on how to change stubborn British behaviour who dare to question what is going on. 7. More State Crony Capitalism. 8. Mass surveillance. 9. AI replacing millions of jobs. 10. Hyperinflation. 11. Lies, lies and more lies to suppress a fine nation of diverse, entrepreneurial free thinking people.

We live in a world where 'equality' means equality of outcomes not equality of opportunity and where 'diversity' means diversity of look not diversity of opinion. If we fuck about with semantics enough we'll get some pre-pubescent female ectomorph winning the Mens Olympic Shot Put title - and if you don't like it then what kind of a Fascist (the 'go-to' word for Childe Harold-lites of this world) are you huh?

Said it before but it's the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore 'Tarzan Audition' sketch made real. I can't post You Tube clips so paging @Cuntybaws to be a pal here. Failing that 'Google is your friend' to see what I'm crapping on about if your under 50 or with no comedic taste.

Achingly poor. I hope your sociology essays are better than this.

All good stuff but I reckon folks will just LOVE another pandemic. I think they're addicted to the soap-opera drama of it all - certainly there seems little appetite to question the government or the sanctions it has introduced. Quite the opposite, in fact Her Majesties Opposition's stance on the political reaction to all this is, broadly speaking, to have gone harder and earlier than the Government, which tells you everything you need to know about how fucking docile we / they have become in the face of a civil liberties grab that would make Pinochet shit treacle